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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Debrett's guide has been updated and The Guardian did a piece on the things they omitted (mankles

What's the Fab etiquette?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

raise your pinkie whilst wanking

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

wipe jizz from the side of your mouth with the finest lace handkerchief......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always have your little Finger pointing out at 78 degrees when tweaking a Nipple

Gimp

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

start from the outside and work in......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wipe jizz from the side of your mouth with the finest lace handkerchief......"

I can imagine that.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You ask the lady "3 fingers or 4?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

wipe your cock on the curtains .. and always say thankyou

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"wipe jizz from the side of your mouth with the finest lace handkerchief......

I can imagine that."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You ask the lady "3 fingers or 4?" "

Kinnell Bruv

Shes not getting ALL of me KitKat

Gimp

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"wipe jizz from the side of your mouth with the finest lace handkerchief......

I can imagine that.

Handmade lace only of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always ladies first

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

if the lady doesn't ride me side saddle, I show them the door...

I have standards.

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

When tasting always tumble round your mouth to aerate before swallowing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your at a tasting and buckets are provided it isn't considered rude to spit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always remove your top hat when entering the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If your at a tasting and buckets are provided it isn't considered rude to spit. "

You're #

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's Drusilla Beyfus when you need her ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When bending a lady over ensure you have a good grip before thrusting commences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladies,when sitting make sure to keep your legs wide open,knees as far apart as possible

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You ask the lady "3 fingers or 4?" "

On the "Small Cock" thread, I have been practising a 2 fingered wank

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

when high fiving another gentleman over a ladies back ensure she is included in the celebrations by slapping her smartly on the arse and saying "good on yer luv".

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You ask the lady "3 fingers or 4?"

On the "Small Cock" thread, I have been practising a 2 fingered wank

On whom, may one ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even her ladyship needs to be treated like a bitch

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Even her ladyship needs to be treated like a bitch"

A thoroughbred

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when high fiving another gentleman over a ladies back ensure she is included in the celebrations by slapping her smartly on the arse and saying "good on yer luv".

Brilliant

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Socks off!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

One must assume the position

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Don't fart when they're "down there"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't fart when they're "down there"

London ?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Always make it well known when one "has arrived"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't fart when they're "down there"

London ? "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Don't fart when they're "down there"

London ?

London is a Low Emission Zone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

love these .........a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tits before fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only comment on the forum comments of the Lady / Gentleman / Couple / TV/TS that you wish to remove the undergarments from.

That way, those whose nether regions you do not wish to become aquainted with will remain undisturbed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single guys emails must be ignored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies,when sitting make sure to keep your legs wide open,knees as far apart as possible "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One must be fucked on a regular daily basis to avoid "the green sickness"

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Ignore profile text as it doesn't really apply to you, are you just know you are the exception to the rule

(sorry, grumpy mood tonight)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck, please?

I think that's where guys are going wrong... no manners.

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By *lleyCat1969Man over a year ago

Folkestone

"when high fiving another gentleman over a ladies back ensure she is included in the celebrations by slapping her smartly on the arse and saying "good on yer luv".

That made me laugh rather too loudly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is the funniest thread I've read! Great contributions.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck, please?

I think that's where guys are going wrong... no manners."

dont forget to say thank you after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when high fiving another gentleman over a ladies back ensure she is included in the celebrations by slapping her smartly on the arse and saying "good on yer luv".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when high fiving another gentleman over a ladies back ensure she is included in the celebrations by slapping her smartly on the arse and saying "good on yer luv".

Noted

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