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over a year ago
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Siren's in London today on business so I thought I'd surprise her by putting some decking down in the back garden...
THREE fookin times I've got all my tools out and ready to go and just as I've drilled the first bloody hole the skies have opened up!!
So, note to God:
"Oi! Twat! Fuck off with the bloody rain pal, I'm trying to do something for my missus!!"
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"Siren's in London today on business so I thought I'd surprise her by putting some decking down in the back garden...
THREE fookin times I've got all my tools out and ready to go and just as I've drilled the first bloody hole the skies have opened up!!
So, note to God:
"Oi! Twat! Fuck off with the bloody rain pal, I'm trying to do something for my missus!!"
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god is an exra terestrial entity ( an alien ), that has an intelect so far removed from ours it would be like compareing a nano second to a trillion billion years
no one has seen hide nor hair of ( it ) or its agents , for over 2 thousand years
and i dont think it reads the threads , so no point complaining here
you would be better off putting your oil skins on , and using a 12 volt drill cracking on with the job
are you a worker or a shirker , a man or a mouse
only you can decide  |
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"Siren's in London today on business so I thought I'd surprise her by putting some decking down in the back garden...
THREE fookin times I've got all my tools out and ready to go and just as I've drilled the first bloody hole the skies have opened up!!
So, note to God:
"Oi! Twat! Fuck off with the bloody rain pal, I'm trying to do something for my missus!!"
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be careful, you know what happened in the wizard of oz when the baddy got wet . |
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"God is watching you and shes pissing herself laughing  "
ok I can accept God is a woman, sounds quite logical really because I don't like God.
But I am kinda confused, well actually I am not confused but the rest of human kind is (there see wrote that for the PC brigade - HumanKind eh!)
If God is a woman and the bible is correct God made Man in his own image, so we have got the labels wrong all this time, women are actually men and men are actually women, Men have babies and women scratch thier arses and fart.
So hi all you fellow arse scratching women on here |
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