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You only want to fuck me when I'm pissed
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over a year ago
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"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab 
Aren't they the same thing? 
seen some badly wraped kebabs on here "
You say badly wrapped, but I bet you still messaged seeking a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab
Aren't they the same thing? "
Yeah - simply add some salad and chilli sauce to the pussy of your choice and kill two birds with one stone! |
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over a year ago
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"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab
Aren't they the same thing?
Yeah - simply add some salad and chilli sauce to the pussy of your choice and kill two birds with one stone!"
Ah! Flapjacks!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ah! Flapjacks! "
Grai has informed me that various bits of my body taste of flapjacks, wasn't sure if it was really a compliment or not...
So I took it as one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....That's not true......sometimes I want a kebab
In a Nan with chilli sauce and salad with salted tomato! Mmmm sod the shag! "
ewww.....is that even legal?! your nan or someone elses?? |
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over a year ago
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"The good thing about a kebab is:-
You can always finish it off in the morning 
Sometimes the bad thing is that you still have the stink of it on your fingers the next day.
And the kebab."
one of the funniest things i saw in a bar i worked in; this chap walks in, shoves his fingers in another guys face and said "smell that. recognise it? that's your bird".
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"The good thing about a kebab is:-
You can always finish it off in the morning
Sometimes the bad thing is that you still have the stink of it on your fingers the next day.
And the kebab.
one of the funniest things i saw in a bar i worked in; this chap walks in, shoves his fingers in another guys face and said "smell that. recognise it? that's your bird".
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should have replied ye'r and she's out of action this week she's got thrush'
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