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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have checked the schedules and it has been 14 weeks since the last Clique specific threads.

Loads of people whining about cliques across the forums about it though.

We all know there isn't a clique.

But just saying there was

what would the rules be?

Who wants to take the first one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah, you wouldn't be allowed into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if there is one. We are definitely on the outside.

That's if there was one which apparently there isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeah, you wouldn't be allowed into it

I got my own membership card and everything!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have checked the schedules and it has been 14 weeks since the last Clique specific threads.

Loads of people whining about cliques across the forums about it though.

We all know there isn't a clique.

But just saying there was

what would the rules be?

Who wants to take the first one

Correct scheduling duly noted. Good work and carry on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The rules would be that anyone in the so called C(word) buys cakes for the other people in the C(word) at least once a week

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By *ussypussWoman over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

Well people don't ignore you for starters.

As seems to be the case.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

Well people don't ignore you for starters.

As seems to be the case.

Just saying "

Who said that, I'm hearing things

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!"

And lets see how long it takes for someone to get a strop on....

If they can wait until Ive had dinner though that would be great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

Well people don't ignore you for starters.

As seems to be the case.

Just saying

Who said that, I'm hearing things

Who are you talking to? I can't see anyone, you got imaginary friends again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!

And lets see how long it takes for someone to get a strop on....

If they can wait until Ive had dinner though that would be great

"
only if it's something tasty, if not I'm gonna start a propa princess strop of biblical proportions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

Well people don't ignore you for starters.

As seems to be the case.

Just saying

Who said that, I'm hearing things

Who are you talking to? I can't see anyone, you got imaginary friends again

There's echoes all around here

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Do you need a password or a funny handshake to be in the C club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up the cliquers!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not in.

I don't play well with others.

Unless the others happen to be hot, intelligent deviants and the playing is of the sexual variety.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Does this clique have an inner clique? Will it aid me in my plans for world domination?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!

And lets see how long it takes for someone to get a strop on....

If they can wait until Ive had dinner though that would be great

It's bad news for anyone that does - 2nd rule of clique club - anyone that throws a strop about not being in the clique, never gets in the clique

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I have a clique within a clique within the clique.

Some people don't even know they are in yet, I haven't told them. Because I don't like them. Thinking about starting a new clique Shhhhhh!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Sounds like my knees all this clicking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tina. Can I up my premium to cover:

Platinum member (inner circle) vexation insurance with double imdemnity against Biblical Strops by inner inner circle members outing inner inner inner circle members attempting to create a vacancy.

Hypothetically of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

You would have cake every week

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By *ittykate84Woman over a year ago

CHESTER

I like to be a unique person so i wouldnt want to be in a clique anyway! Im in an awesome club of just me (and the voices in my head)

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have a clique within a clique within the clique.

Some people don't even know they are in yet, I haven't told them. Because I don't like them. Thinking about starting a new clique Shhhhhh!"

As an offishal stalkerette I demand to be invited!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in the clique.

I *am* the clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Us too

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm making my own clique. Me and the penguins that talk to me.

Nobody else is invited.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have checked the schedules and it has been 14 weeks since the last Clique specific threads.

Loads of people whining about cliques across the forums about it though.

We all know there isn't a clique.

But just saying there was

what would the rules be?

Who wants to take the first one

Correct scheduling duly noted. Good work and carry on."

I'm a crap shag but my scheduling is impeccable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like my knees all this clicking

I thought id come to the knitting club!!!

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By *he Ring WraithMan over a year ago

Bradford

I wouldn't want to be a member of any clique that would have me as a member.

(apologies to Mr G Marx for the misquote).

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!

And lets see how long it takes for someone to get a strop on....

If they can wait until Ive had dinner though that would be great

I can get a strop on at a time convenient to you if you wish.

I'm all heart

Just let me know when you'd like the strop and the required strop magnitude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

BrightonSteve has noticed one of the superpowers that the Clique have

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"First rule of clique club - don't talk about clique club!

And lets see how long it takes for someone to get a strop on....

If they can wait until Ive had dinner though that would be great

I can get a strop on at a time convenient to you if you wish.

I'm all heart

Just let me know when you'd like the strop and the required strop magnitude."

Can we hold on until Tina quotes me happy (Free Tina Pillow with every policy)

( . Y . )

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"BrightonSteve has noticed one of the superpowers that the Clique have

Ignoring people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"BrightonSteve has noticed one of the superpowers that the Clique have

Someone say something?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"I have a clique within a clique within the clique.

Some people don't even know they are in yet, I haven't told them. Because I don't like them. Thinking about starting a new clique Shhhhhh!

As an offishal stalkerette I demand to be invited!

You're in! Now shush and pretend I didn't say that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joking aside its pretty clear why some new users would think there was a clique, weve not been on the forums that long and it became clear pretty fast certain people would always get nice replies from the same people and others would get sarcasm and scorn from them. Its quite hard to slip into the forum because of that, you often feel ignored and dare I say unwelcome because of the feeling that all the regulars know each other and dont like strangers (the slaughtered lamb anybody?) But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Le Clique c'est chic.....

I've not been invited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone mention the Zebra clique yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Joking aside its pretty clear why some new users would think there was a clique, weve not been on the forums that long and it became clear pretty fast certain people would always get nice replies from the same people and others would get sarcasm and scorn from them. Its quite hard to slip into the forum because of that, you often feel ignored and dare I say unwelcome because of the feeling that all the regulars know each other and dont like strangers (the slaughtered lamb anybody?) But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

Welcome!

Now put your name on the waiting list and bide your time.

Not that there is a list or anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Take a look at the Invisible thread. A lot of people feel their comments are ignored, including some regular posters.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!"

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Le Clique c'est chic.....

I've not been invited

You don't get anywhere hanging around waiting to be invited. Gatecrash.

Of course that could be why I'm writing this from a remand cell. Apparently Clarence House tea parties aren't fair game.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

I am in lol why not

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

In which case you'll fit in around here just fine.

Of course I am going to reply to BlondeCaz or Lickity or Tempting Devil nicer to some other people. First of all, I've met them and I like them. Secondly, they tend to post things I agree with. But I have been known to disagree with people (and vice versa) even when we're pals. I might come across as sarcastic or snippy to some but that's maybe because, at that moment, I feel that way.

I will only be outright unpleasant to a poster who has posted something unpleasant themselves. And even then I am very careful not to insult them (however tempting it might be) because there are rules on the forums.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I agree.

I think lots of people feel excluded at times and there is a lot of "oh it's only a bit of fun, where's your sense of humour" bullying going on. There is also a lot of incidences of women getting nice responses for exactly the same opinion that a man will be slaughtered verbally for.

It's like life in the outside world really

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

In which case you'll fit in around here just fine.

TD disagreed with me the other day which is fine 'cos we're friends.

Of course, I had to take out a contract on her but I'll send a nice memorial wreath or something.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

I don't like penguins so will have to join a clique that does decent biscuits.

Like chocolate hob nobs.

Or curly wurlys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

But VV he has a secret mountain top lodge that may be useful for the clique parties

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

I don't like penguins so will have to join a clique that does decent biscuits.

Like chocolate hob nobs.

Or curly wurlys.

Not chocolate penguins, silly. The ones that talk to me.

They only talk to me though. They don't like any of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

The only things penguins are good for is clubbing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

I don't like penguins so will have to join a clique that does decent biscuits.

Like chocolate hob nobs.

Or curly wurlys.

We are in if chocolate hobnobs are on offer x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanna join the clique

Rule no 1 - All those clever bastards who know how to use the posh new emoticons have to teach the rest of us 'thick as pig-shit' lot how to use them!! - pretty please!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

what ... like

.... bracket luv bracket lol

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

I don't like penguins so will have to join a clique that does decent biscuits.

Like chocolate hob nobs.

Or curly wurlys.

We are in if chocolate hobnobs are on offer x"

Milk or plain?

I'm not joining the plain clique!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I wanna join the clique

Rule no 1 - All those clever bastards who know how to use the posh new emoticons have to teach the rest of us 'thick as pig-shit' lot how to use them!! - pretty please!!

xx"

Just remove the spaces:

( a n g e l )

( v o m )

: ' (

: - P [ : - p is the other one]

( v i o l i n )

( l u v )

razz : - P

( poppy )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what ... like

.... bracket luv bracket lol "

See? - See? Now I feel even thickerer!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

I don't like penguins so will have to join a clique that does decent biscuits.

Like chocolate hob nobs.

Or curly wurlys.

We are in if chocolate hobnobs are on offer x

Milk or plain?

I'm not joining the plain clique!

Definitely milk x

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

In which case you'll fit in around here just fine.

TD disagreed with me the other day which is fine 'cos we're friends.

Of course, I had to take out a contract on her but I'll send a nice memorial wreath or something.

Yeah, just because we post nice, doesn't mean we are nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna join the clique

Rule no 1 - All those clever bastards who know how to use the posh new emoticons have to teach the rest of us 'thick as pig-shit' lot how to use them!! - pretty please!!

Just remove the spaces:

( a n g e l )

( v o m )

: ' (

: - P [ : - p is the other one]

( v i o l i n )

( l u v )

razz : - P

( poppy )"

Diolch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

You're either ignored or have the piss taken out of you, simples.

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We all know there isn't a clique."

Funniest line in a while ukip doesn't exist too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are several cliques

There is only one inner sanctum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

I am out to many rules

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tina. Can I up my premium to cover:

Platinum member (inner circle) vexation insurance with double imdemnity against Biblical Strops by inner inner circle members outing inner inner inner circle members attempting to create a vacancy.

Hypothetically of course.

Is it just me or does that sound exactly like Fifa?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allen"
groucho marx actually .. pedants subclique... there must be a sub clique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i wanna be in it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

The only things penguins are good for is clubbing!"

They know how to drop the bass with some bangin choons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allengroucho marx actually .. pedants subclique... there must be a sub clique"

If you were truly pedantic should you have capitalised Groucho Marx and ended with a period?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes, if there was one, how would one know whether they were a part of it?

Well people don't ignore you for starters.

As seems to be the case.

Just saying "
lol!

Sarah x

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allengroucho marx actually .. pedants subclique... there must be a sub clique

If you were truly pedantic should you have capitalised Groucho Marx and ended with a period? "

Groucho Marx. That time of the month.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Platinum membership comes with complimentary membership of the C club doesn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just make some friends and have fun with them.

Delusions of grandeur are just delusions!!!

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Platinum membership comes with complimentary membership of the C club doesn't it?

err...

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

"“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allengroucho marx actually .. pedants subclique... there must be a sub clique

If you were truly pedantic should you have capitalised Groucho Marx and ended with a period? "

Woody Allen, in the beginning of his masterpiece Annie Hall, attributes that joke to moustachioed genius Groucho Marx although he never actually said it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have had my very own special clique for the past 8 years and it has served me well, so on this particular occasion I fear will have to decline your obviously generous offer

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I would rebel against all cliques....

A clique of one!

We don't want you anyway. The penguins don't like you

The only things penguins are good for is clubbing!

They know how to drop the bass with some bangin choons

lol literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tina. Can I up my premium to cover:

Platinum member (inner circle) vexation insurance with double imdemnity against Biblical Strops by inner inner circle members outing inner inner inner circle members attempting to create a vacancy.

Hypothetically of course.

Is it just me or does that sound exactly like Fifa?"

Forum insurance exists.

Fifa exists

fab clique is a myth

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By *igSuki81Man over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Well if there is one. We are definitely on the outside.

That's if there was one which apparently there isn't.

More fun being an outsider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wanna join the clique

Rule no 1 - All those clever bastards who know how to use the posh new emoticons have to teach the rest of us 'thick as pig-shit' lot how to use them!! - pretty please!!

Just remove the spaces:

( a n g e l )

( v o m )

: ' (

: - P [ : - p is the other one]

( v i o l i n )

( l u v )

razz : - P

( poppy )

Diolch

Thanks for this!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have checked the schedules and it has been 14 weeks since the last Clique specific threads.

Loads of people whining about cliques across the forums about it though.

We all know there isn't a clique.

But just saying there was

what would the rules be?

Who wants to take the first one

I call it the "lovey dovey club"

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

im on the outside looking in

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

"im on the outside looking in "

You naughty little clique voyeur!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"im on the outside looking in "

I'm looking down your top!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then? "

me..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just like a rolling stone
"im outside looking in "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

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By *eneRoissyMan over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then? "

How do you make a smily for putting your hand-up? (hand in air)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning"

are you sure you can get me in it though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?"

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing"

so,it's just you and me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I wanna join the clique

Rule no 1 - All those clever bastards who know how to use the posh new emoticons have to teach the rest of us 'thick as pig-shit' lot how to use them!! - pretty please!!

Just remove the spaces:

( a n g e l )

( v o m )

: ' (

: - P [ : - p is the other one]

( v i o l i n )

( l u v )

razz : - P

( poppy )

Diolch

Thanks for this!!

xx"

You need to be a Platinum Member for this to happen

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think I've been black balled,,,

That'll be the penis fly trap

aka my zipper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wouldn't want to join a clique that allowed me to be a member.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to join a clique that allowed me to be a member. "

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Veuve Clicquot is my clique of choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

" Veuve Clicquot is my clique of choice."

Oooh! Laine! Classy

.....d*unk out of a crystal flute or what?

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By *lirty Rachel CDTV/TS over a year ago

Yarm

Funniest thread ever ... "We all know there isn't!" Brilliant. How did you type that without laughing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member."

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

He's gone quiet. You think he's having second thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

He's gone quiet. You think he's having second thoughts?

Yep think the thought of both of us scared him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

Have I stumbled upon the truth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

He's gone quiet. You think he's having second thoughts?

Yep think the thought of both of us scared him

I'm game

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By *hrissie1961Woman over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

I'd get banned if I put my tuppence worth in.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

He's gone quiet. You think he's having second thoughts?

Yep think the thought of both of us scared him

welcome to the family..your both in..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right! Who do I have to shag to get in this clique then?

me..

Fucking hell..that was easy

im easy...easy like sunday morning

are you sure you can get me in it though?

of course..i am the clique..a one man clique sort of thing

so,it's just you and me

ill have to have a committee meeting first but im sure I can pull a few strings..

I was hoping for a few more members to be honest

I'm in if the committee agrees and you don't mind sharing

I'm a sharer

What a team

He's gone quiet. You think he's having second thoughts?

Yep think the thought of both of us scared him

I'm game

We have a fourth! That evens up the sides a bit. You have to shag the clique director though. It's rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who is she?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The original clique has become so inclusive, we've decided to start a new clique. Please leave applications to join in a sealed envelope at the usual dead drop. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is she?

She's a he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is she?

She's a he

well I was the last time I looked in the mirror..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

Have I stumbled upon the truth...

"
none of them were invited anyway #sourgrapes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just a discreet reminder about membership dues

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

"Just a discreet reminder about membership dues

already paid, can i have my receipt please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is she?

She's a he

well I was the last time I looked in the mirror..?

Someone wants initiating into your clique

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

Have I stumbled upon the truth...

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who is she?

She's a he

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

Ohhhhh is that the password

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will not join any clique that will have me as a member.

There's obviously an inner clique of people who've all quoted the same line

Shush....

Ohhhhh is that the password

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.” - Woody Allengroucho marx actually .. pedants subclique... there must be a sub clique

If you were truly pedantic should you have capitalised Groucho Marx and ended with a period?

Groucho Marx. That time of the month.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm in bed. I don't think it's a clique but I've only has it for about 6 weeks.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"But Im a persistant mother fucker and Im determined to fall into the inner circle someday

In which case you'll fit in around here just fine.

TD disagreed with me the other day which is fine 'cos we're friends.

Of course, I had to take out a contract on her but I'll send a nice memorial wreath or something.

Yeah, just because we post nice, doesn't mean we are nice

I have one early night and it seems there's a contract out on me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone care to discuss the rules for Fab Clique?

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

"Anyone care to discuss the rules for Fab Clique?

I think you know the first rule of Fab Clique.....

Hang on, is there another clique thread running?

Is that a double clique?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone care to discuss the rules for Fab Clique?

"
Baa, Baa, baa, baa sorry I cant . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone care to discuss the rules for Fab Clique?

Baa, Baa, baa, baa sorry I cant . lol

so there may be a lot of clique members in obeying Rule#1

Hmmmm

Not that there is a clique

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Clique invites are rarer than Platinum memberships, and if not accepted within 2hours expire from your inbox.

They're easier to get if you live in Sussex, most midlands counties as well as selected parts of the north of England, most of Scotland and Wales with Northern Ireland having lifetime Clique invites offered to 1in 3.

It's a postcode lottery but over stepping the mark results in libido suppressing gas being injected into your home at night, so is not always worth accepting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clique invites are rarer than Platinum memberships, and if not accepted within 2hours expire from your inbox.

It's a postcode lottery but over stepping the mark results in libido suppressing gas being injected into your home at night, so is not always worth accepting."

Whoa! Luckily my postcode hasn't come up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd get banned if I put my tuppence worth in.....

some folk take the forums all to serious and think everything is an argument, its better when you can see the funny side of peoples rants

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

", its better when you can see the funny side of peoples rants

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

It just didn't look right

Last poster-_iew.

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