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over a year ago
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"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please 
Certainly ma'am 
You're looking fab tonight  "
Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do |
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"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please
Certainly ma'am
You're looking fab tonight
Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do "
lol too much sauce
I need to hire staff - anyone want a job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please
Certainly ma'am
You're looking fab tonight
Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do
lol too much sauce
I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?"
You need a topless bar maid?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please
Certainly ma'am
You're looking fab tonight
Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do
lol too much sauce
I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?
You need a topless bar maid? "
Perfect. Im topless too, but its just not getting the customers in... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Double southern comfort ,lemonade and lime please
Certainly ma'am
You're looking fab tonight
Oi stop flirting with the customers you have a job to do
lol too much sauce
I need to hire staff - anyone want a job?"
Nah! |
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please. 
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ? "
Very sophisticated, so you are.
Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix... |
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?
Very sophisticated, so you are.
Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix..."
What about pub grub ? |
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over a year ago
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?
Very sophisticated, so you are.
Unfortunately, I only have some bar nuts to nibble on, and Bombay mix...
What about pub grub ? "
Sushi, sashimi, pie and chips or pheasant. Well, I havent got pheasant, but I am looking for a game bird... |
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"Another remi here please bartend oh and one for yourself"
Ive been drinking the profits, but certainly sir, you are a man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you... |
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?
That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles... "
Doubles it is! Ooo, you're like a rainbow... |
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?
That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles... "
Good plan, barman stick another measure in both out glasses please.  |
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"Hendricks, soda,cucumber and ice please.
Are there any nibbles behind the bar ?
That's my tipple too!!!! Lets have doubles...
Good plan, barman stick another measure in both out glasses please. "
Certainly ma'am. Im going to get myself a coffee with brown sugar. How come it tastes so good? |
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"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X
Yup three pounds please...
How come I get charged?
No niceties? Hmmm"
lol Sorry, put it on Brighton Steve's tab... |
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"White wine and soda please. Thank you. X
Yup three pounds please...
How come I get charged?
No niceties? Hmmm
lol Sorry, put it on Brighton Steve's tab..."
Well if thats the case. I will have a double please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another remi here please bartend oh and one for yourself
Ive been drinking the profits, but certainly sir, you are a man of wealth and taste. Pleased to meet you..."
Dont know about the wealth bit haha. Pleased to make your aquaintence |
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"Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x"
Please allow me to purchase that bottle for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually would like a whole bottle of prosecco but maybe shouldn't as i have a habit of getting naked when d*unk lol x
Please allow me to purchase that bottle for you x
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Very kind of you okie x"
Always a gentleman to a lady in the bar x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would be super duper if the pub has an outdoor jacuzzi too, naked drinking of course ! xxx"
Then lets take the party back to mine. I am sure we could arrange something x |
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