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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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with guys that get a tape out to measure there cocks , Does it really matter as long as they can used it. Lol @ getting tape measure out what they trying to prove 
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dont matter to me but a lot of profiles only want VWE guys over a certain length so guys think they have to 'measure up' lol
also, guys are a bit obsessed with cock size - i always get guys asking me how big other guys cocks were when i met them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Only 1 answer to that if some women need a BIGGER cock a smaller 1 wouldn't touch the sides lol  me I'm happy so long as the guy knows what he's doing. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only 1 answer to that if some women need a BIGGER cock a smaller 1 wouldn't touch the sides lol me I'm happy so long as the guy knows what he's doing.
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Not always the case, some guys like to see their partner take a bigger cock than he possesses.
besides, women's bit's tend to be able to stretch to accommodate, because they may seek larger than 'normal' here doesn't mean they need larger, just touching on a fantasy or something different to what they get.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive got a nice BIG 8inch cock n i know how to use IT!!
*sits on my coffin* lol "
... really * shrugs*
the answer would still be not a chance
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"Ive got a nice BIG 8inch cock n i know how to use IT!!
*sits on my coffin* lol ... really * shrugs*
the answer would still be not a chance
*Sits on notts coffin so he carnt get out* "
how long can I convince you to sit there?he he he |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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never measured mine.... and have no intention of doing so.....
anyway i can see why some guys are confused... firstly length was suppose to be the most important thing...... then we get told that is it girth that is good.....
me.... I like using my brains, my tongue and I can breathe thru my ears!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell ya all now!! ive got a nice big 8inch cock 4anyone that wanna meets me..
i am very nice person friendly n bit mad n ecentric! but loveable, n sexy beast..
*sits on my BIGGER IMPROVED COFFIN from MFI* lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i get asked I always reply with bigger than average and girthy, doesnt matter about the exact size because its how you use it that matters,
sometimes on the end of that i put
plus you have seen the pic, you decide if its big enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When i get asked I always reply with bigger than average and girthy, doesnt matter about the exact size because its how you use it that matters,
sometimes on the end of that i put
plus you have seen the pic, you decide if its big enough"
Yeah 2rite!!
*sits on mfi coffin* lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never measured mine, was always happy with it. Then one day a couple of years ago we watched a tv program about cock size and Portugal goes "not like you have to worry".
After some debate we got a ruler and took a look. Was most pleasantly surprised, to which she said "I can't believe you didn't know it was that big".
Oh well. Problem is now after meets I sometimes hear "he felt so small in my hand!".
Oh *well*. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive got a nice BIG 8inch cock n i know how to use IT!!
*sits on my coffin* lol ... really * shrugs*
the answer would still be not a chance
*Sits on notts coffin so he carnt get out*
how long can I convince you to sit there?he he he"
... How longs a pease of string hehe
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never measured mine, was always happy with it. Then one day a couple of years ago we watched a tv program about cock size and Portugal goes "not like you have to worry".
After some debate we got a ruler and took a look. Was most pleasantly surprised, to which she said "I can't believe you didn't know it was that big".
Oh well. Problem is now after meets I sometimes hear "he felt so small in my hand!".
Oh *well*."
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"Has a laugh while *sittin on coffin* lol "
Some of the guys seem to use the tape incorrectly!
They are not supposed to put the end in their arsehole then measure from there.
That's the only explanation I can think of for some of the, rather short, "nine inchers" that I have met!
Buge along on that coffin, I fancy a sit down! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has a laugh while *sittin on coffin* lol
Some of the guys seem to use the tape incorrectly!
They are not supposed to put the end in their arsehole then measure from there.
That's the only explanation I can think of for some of the, rather short, "nine inchers" that I have met!
Buge along on that coffin, I fancy a sit down! "
"Come on love sit with me i pour u a nice beer"! or wotever u want...then a Sh*g? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never measured mine.... and have no intention of doing so.....
anyway i can see why some guys are confused... firstly length was suppose to be the most important thing...... then we get told that is it girth that is good.....
me.... I like using my brains, my tongue and I can breathe thru my ears!!!!
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Breath through your ears? HELLO! Fabio.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never measured mine.... and have no intention of doing so.....
anyway i can see why some guys are confused... firstly length was suppose to be the most important thing...... then we get told that is it girth that is good.....
me.... I like using my brains, my tongue and I can breathe thru my ears!!!!
Breath through your ears? HELLO! Fabio.... "
Cabello!! lol breath through ya nose! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"BIGGER IMPROVED COFFIN from MFI
How can anything be improved by MFI?
Er dunno! buy a new one i guess.lol "
buy a new 1 a guess lol erm.......
* sits on coffin * * rolling eyes * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dan Hornster hasn't measured his cock since he accidentally released the 'lock' button, the retractable metal tape measure shot back at 15" per millisecond and he went from being VWE to E in a jiffy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dan Hornster hasn't measured his cock since he accidentally released the 'lock' button, the retractable metal tape measure shot back at 15" per millisecond and he went from being VWE to E in a jiffy "
or a jaffa! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dan Hornster hasn't measured his cock since he accidentally released the 'lock' button, the retractable metal tape measure shot back at 15" per millisecond and he went from being VWE to E in a jiffy
or a jaffa! lol "
Hehehe. Kyuk, kyuk. Now got a sawn off!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dan Hornster hasn't measured his cock since he accidentally released the 'lock' button, the retractable metal tape measure shot back at 15" per millisecond and he went from being VWE to E in a jiffy
or a jaffa! lol
Hehehe. Kyuk, kyuk. Now got a sawn off!!!"
shot gun????
bang! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive been having a conversation with an 18 yr old on the forums, the message he sent me during the night is:-
My cock is big enough
so my question is for what??? Thats the trouble with little boys, they think the cock is the be and end all of sex, sex comes with experience and maturity and i agree with you 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got a nice BIG 8inch cock n i know how to use IT!!
*sits on my coffin* lol ... really * shrugs*
the answer would still be not a chance
*Sits on notts coffin so he carnt get out*
how long can I convince you to sit there?he he he"
Want some nails? Hammer? 20-tonne counter-balance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive got a nice BIG 8inch cock n i know how to use IT!!
*sits on my coffin* lol ... really * shrugs*
the answer would still be not a chance
*Sits on notts coffin so he carnt get out*
how long can I convince you to sit there?he he he"
i was thinking that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been having a conversation with an 18 yr old on the forums, the message he sent me during the night is:-
My cock is big enough
so my question is for what??? Thats the trouble with little boys, they think the cock is the be and end all of sex, sex comes with experience and maturity and i agree with you
"Makes 3rd cup of coffee and lights fag" "
lol, I can guess who. |
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I heard the guys with massive dicks struggle to hold the end of the tape... so they stick that bit at the end of the tape just in their ass and then pull the tape up and over the sack... and thenright up to the tip and then take a reading... did'nt you know this is the standard now for cock measuring... its given me a at least an 9" cock now measured to this new standard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooh there is a lot to be said for the good old sky remote, bet they don't shove that up their ass to measure ha ha and why the sky remote anyways, that by the way is usually poked so hard into their groin it must hurt..........
Oh dear oh dear the lengths so men go to ha ha ha |
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