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welcome to the forum shop
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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welcome to the all new forum shop, we are not fully stocked yet and waiting for products to turn up, get your orders in for anything you think would sell well on the forums........
our first special offer is a box full of effort with a free bottle of common sense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance  |
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake."
...without 'edible glitter' on it  |
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake.
...without 'edible glitter' on it "
 OK one cake with no glitter for other me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake.
...without 'edible glitter' on it
OK one cake with no glitter for other me!"
I have crumpets and cookies
No cake |
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake.
...without 'edible glitter' on it
OK one cake with no glitter for other me!
I have crumpets and cookies
No cake"
I'll just settle for NO FUCKING GLITTER!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake.
...without 'edible glitter' on it
OK one cake with no glitter for other me!
I have crumpets and cookies
No cake"
I have Jaffa cakes  |
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"Injections of humour and realism for those who take themselves far too seriously and have got lost in the cyber world of arse licking and assumed self importance
and cake.
...without 'edible glitter' on it
OK one cake with no glitter for other me!
I have crumpets and cookies
No cake
I'll just settle for NO FUCKING GLITTER!!!! "
Tut! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about an honest mirror?
One that shows you clearly what you really look like and should eradicate the proliferation of 'athletic' on the profiles of fatties.  "
we tried but people kept fetching them back as faulty |
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"welcome to the all new forum shop, we are not fully stocked yet and waiting for products to turn up, get your orders in for anything you think would sell well on the forums........
our first special offer is a box full of effort with a free bottle of common sense "
Can you please stop selling the bullshit tablets to many people on here seem to take them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You see this is the problem with the fab shop they just don't have what you want.
Why are they they even open anyway they are clearly not ready for business anyway.
Probably time wasters that don't sell meets.
Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You see this is the problem with the fab shop they just don't have what you want.
Why are they they even open anyway they are clearly not ready for business anyway.
Probably time wasters that don't sell meets.
Aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
the butchers is down the road mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got my ripped torso
Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them"
My advice, as a former rugby player, is to opt for a front row player if powerful thighs are your thing. This may however come with a beer belly. If you'd like a more evenly toned individual with an athletic build and good stamina may I suggest you opt for a winger/fullback...like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got my ripped torso
Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them
My advice, as a former rugby player, is to opt for a front row player if powerful thighs are your thing. This may however come with a beer belly. If you'd like a more evenly toned individual with an athletic build and good stamina may I suggest you opt for a winger/fullback...like me "
Haha now theres a surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive got my ripped torso
Im looking for rugby player thighs now but can't see them
My advice, as a former rugby player, is to opt for a front row player if powerful thighs are your thing. This may however come with a beer belly. If you'd like a more evenly toned individual with an athletic build and good stamina may I suggest you opt for a winger/fullback...like me
Haha now theres a surprise "
Don't you like surprises? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are the grapes fresh, I don't want sour grapes
they are delivered daily, along with the anti repetition powder
Thank you give me 12. I am on portion control "
they are cheaper by the dozen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Any concrete onesies ( thick skin is soooo 90's) or boxes of smiles? They may sell well?! "
we sold a few smiles earlier but people complained that they wore out quickly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like entirely carb free crisps, chocolate and chips please.
And a large box of motivation and energy.
And a maid to clean my house, do my laundry and ironing."
I'll take these too please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much are the ready-made sarcastic replies please? I can't seem to find mine, I was sure I left them down the back of the sofa"
We have got loads in stock, the prices vary depending on the level of insult and humour  |
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