Each meet gets better and better and I can't wait for the next........... KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF THIS GUY HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and suggestions of where to buy discount wedding dresses are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"treat her with respect guys....

I am hoping to get another go on her..."

AKA

Cos this is goodbye, I'm going nowhere near that ever again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great oral skills/loves giving oral/has a magic tongue/can give oral for ages = impotent

Sarah x

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Open minded.....

I actually have no clue as to what that phrase means as demonstrated by the seemingly endless list of rigid do's and don'ts which dominate the next 48 lines of my profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They were so laid back = as soon I got there they fell asleep!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Loves playing with couples!!

= you do all the foreplay, I'll hop on for a few pumps and grunts, splurge on her tits, climb off - and you can finish her off whilst I wash my knob in the sink and head home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Each meet gets better and better and I can't wait for the next........... KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF THIS GUY HE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and suggestions of where to buy discount wedding dresses are welcome."

Ha!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

looking for a friend with benefits

am fucking sick writing all this shit, I need a golden ticket....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She loves girl on girl= your cock going nowhere near her

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

Amazing in bed = finishes gets dressed and leaves quicker than Usain bolt.

Claire

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Met this lovely gent for a coffee and it's such a shame he got called back to work....

I'm dropping hints that I want to meet him again as I could see myself in a relationship with this one.... but he thinks I'm a dog and legged it.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

We met for a coffee and he was so sexy I was treated to a pre_iew of his lovely cock in the car park - it tasted as good as it looked xxx.....

I gave him head - he's not coming back is he

I've blown it in both senses

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

We've been chatting for months and I finally got to meet him.....

He's just not that into you.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

We've been chatting for months and I finally got to meet her.....

The wife had an overnight stay in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope we can meet again = But next time he asks I'll be washing my hair / car /goldfish.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WOW!......

Watch Out! Weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'He shot me a heavy, delicious tasting load!' - His halitosis was so bad that the taste of his rancid cum in my mouth was actually an improvement!!xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A lovely lady....

Took one for the green tick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lovely lady....

Took one for the green tick."

You are WICKED!! I like you!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Not desperate......

Desperate and in denial.

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"A lovely lady....

Took one for the green tick.

You are WICKED!! I like you!!

Many thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We met for a coffee and he was so sexy I was treated to a pre_iew of his lovely cock in the car park - it tasted as good as it looked xxx.....

I gave him head - he's not coming back is he

I've blown it in both senses

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made me gape = was yawning so hard while thinking what I need from Asda. "

Hey Rusty who thinks of Asda during sex?? It's just not right! pmsl (next time I'm taking a pen and paper in with me - I forgot half of it!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Not looking to sleep with every woman on the site!' - Of COURSE I want to shag as many women as I can - but i've only got three veri's so I need to make myself look fussy rather than unsuccessful!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

really hit the spot = missed the rest of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We met for a coffee and he was so sexy I was treated to a pre_iew of his lovely cock in the car park - it tasted as good as it looked xxx.....

I gave him head - he's not coming back is he

I've blown it in both senses

I met a guy for a coffee and sucked him off but then met him properly the following week. Would of shagged him the first day though had I not wanted to get back to watch emmerdale.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I know you are not meeting single women/guys/couples ( delete as appropriate)Really means.... if I chat to you long enough you will change your mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional = wears a suit to work

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

We got down to it as soon as I got through the front door - her husband was due home in 1/2 an hour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a single woman or possibly a couple

Fuck it, if we can't get a single woman a couple will have to do. Hopefully the bloke will sit in the corner.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You're stunning = I've got a hard-on, you came up on the online now list and you'll do. I can always close my eyes and think of (insert celebrity name).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Experienced bull...

...shitter

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You won't be disappointed = well, not twice anyway because once will be quite enough

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By *om Tom 1969Man over a year ago

liverpool

He loved kissing my cheek,,,,I must have bad breath!!

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By *om Tom 1969Man over a year ago

liverpool

"You're stunning = I've got a hard-on, you came up on the online now list and you'll do. I can always close my eyes and think of (insert celebrity name)."
To be fair, Ive used your avatar for that scenario

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You're stunning = I've got a hard-on, you came up on the online now list and you'll do. I can always close my eyes and think of (insert celebrity name).To be fair, Ive used your avatar for that scenario

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made me gape = was yawning so hard while thinking what I need from Asda.

Hey Rusty who thinks of Asda during sex?? It's just not right! pmsl (next time I'm taking a pen and paper in with me - I forgot half of it!)"

Lol the poor sod

Give me a shout when you need your Tesco list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saw something similar on a leaving thread of my friends, he's no ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves giving oral = maggot and premature ejaculator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves giving oral = maggot and premature ejaculator

Absolutely hate giving oral ewww no never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long stayer - has no imagination and just bangs away all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves giving oral = maggot and premature ejaculator

Absolutely hate giving oral ewww no never

You must be maaseeev then........ Giz a look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't get enough = left me wanting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't get enough = left me wanting"

Had to finish myself off properly when he left!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the sex was unbelievable = I couldn't believe anyone could be so bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loves giving oral = maggot and premature ejaculator

Absolutely hate giving oral ewww no never

You must be maaseeev then........ Giz a look

Let me find a sky remote first to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her with respect guys!

Cos nobody else has

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

She is very bi-curious = he really, really wants to see her with another girl

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't have photos here because of my job = I am married and/or plug ugly and/or too lazy to take any

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Play = sex

Meet = sex

Going to a club = sex

Friends = sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play = sex

Meet = sex

Going to a club = going to sit in a corner and wank

Friends = sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat her with respect guys!

Cos nobody else has"

All of my exes then

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I've known x socially for years, but we finally got around to satisfying our lust

It took endless new profiles until my stalking paid off, though she ran from the bar after I groped her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After talking for ages,we finally met...what can I say??great guy hope to be able to spend longer next time=his voice made him sound soooo gorgeous but,the reality was he was gross,I would never have met him if I'd known...couldn't get away quick enough never again!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have been good friends for many years.

She wont have sex with me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Kinky and fetish interests, always arrive smelling good

I can do missionary but mrs won't do doggy. Uses too much lynx but not washed in a week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kinky and fetish interests, always arrive smelling good

I can do missionary but mrs won't do doggy. Uses too much lynx but not washed in a week"

You can use too much Lynx ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes a fab coffee = it was the bet thing about the social meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pictures don't do her/him justice = even worse in person!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could have rimmed her all night = her breath was fucking awful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh you're making me so wet right now = damn incontinence!

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

"Open minded.....

I actually have no clue as to what that phrase means as demonstrated by the seemingly endless list of rigid do's and don'ts which dominate the next 48 lines of my profile."

My thoughts exactly!

I love giving oral=Shame I'm not good at it but I know it'll get your attention!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She is very bi-curious = he really, really wants to see her with another girl"

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've been chatting for months and I finally got to meet him.....

He's just not that into you."
ha ha harsh but true

Sarah x

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Yummy cock!! = he was shit in bed, but i felt like leaving a polite veri.

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"This lady gave me a mind blowing BJ = I only lasted 10 seconds before cuming.

"
Excuse me? have we met?

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By *he tactile technicianMan over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

he was rock hard = rigor mortis had set in by the time she got back from the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smelt lovely=only good thing going for him,/her!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

[Removed by poster at 30/10/14 09:59:43]

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I've been wanting to meet this lovely man for sometime = what a fucking let down... all that hype

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Lived up to all his promises

Profile said 'will fill in l8r' so uselessly vague and struggled to mumble a sentence. I didn't stay for a 2nd cup at starbucks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Bicurious and open minded

Found at local gents toilets and Hampstead Heath most days. Due in court for indecency, so need you to keep an open mind when my pics in the paper.

Will perform clean up duties willingly.

Will pull your blokes cock put of you and nosh it for all it's worth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a flat mate so cant accommodate= she is called wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/10/14 14:14:42]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willing to split costs = won't unless forced to

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By *iceduoCouple (FF) over a year ago

manchester

NSA = looking for long term partner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Willing to split costs = won't unless forced to

"
lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish we'd had more time = I bolted my coffee so quickly I scalded my lips and even with my trainers on i couldn't run away fast enough....

He smelt lovely= Bloody Joop...I was heaving.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He likes to push boundaries = too bloody pushy and kept on trying to put his fingers in my bum, even though I said no 7 times

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Words cannot describe this person...

I found it unpleasant to even look at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girls i recommend him anytime, you will love him = please someone else meet him before he asks to see me again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's an all night stayer .... Ffs this guy doesn't know how to leave!!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Muti talented

Liar, conman, fraudster, cheater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been experimenting with vagina make up= not really, I have blue waffle

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

New to all this

= been trying for ages and unwanted, married and partner refuses or user is inadequat

*****************

High sex drive

= wanks a lot, cums quickly and/or wants cyber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a taste for outdoor fun = dredger

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"You're stunning = I've got a hard-on, you came up on the online now list and you'll do. I can always close my eyes and think of (insert celebrity name)."

Scarily accurate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait to meet her again.

(She bolted when I went to the loo)

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By *astpoetMan over a year ago

where the world takes me

Searching for a Milf - Just watched american pie and now i think all women over the age of 40 are easy.

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Straight Male - but if i keep not getting meets i'll sleep with a man as long as he's wearing a dress

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Can't acommodate & won't travel - Quick one in the back of my Honda Civic luv?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're stunning = I've got a hard-on, you came up on the online now list and you'll do. I can always close my eyes and think of (insert celebrity name).

Scarily accurate!

Ha ha love this. So ridiculously true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He kept going all night = it took him that long to find my clitoris."

Hahahaha.

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Not a hardened swinger - this is a new profile so you newbies won't find the truth from my old veris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He kept going all night = it took him that long to find my clitoris.

Hahahaha."

Or I got friction burns and watched the sun come up as he banged away like a barn door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very eager to please = over enthusiastic and needy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to stand out from the crowd = ill send you this copy and paste message about all the things ill do to you

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Looking for a partner to swing with

= Was dumped by ex for cheating and am pretty stupid, hoping you are too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hardened swinger - this is a new profile so you newbies won't find the truth from my old veris

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a single woman or possibly a couple

Fuck it, if we can't get a single woman a couple will have to do. Hopefully the bloke will sit in the corner."

So true of loads of couples on fab & we can smell you a mile off guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha these really made me giggle. I've used ' shame I couldn't stay longer '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a lovely social, shame you are so far away" - you ain't going anywhere near my pussy, weirdo!

Loving these - keep em coming x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

He made a great and memorable effort

= Was pushy and demanding and I'll never forget my mistake agreeing to meet

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By *anatee175Couple over a year ago

Sunderland

Not a hardened swinger = been swinging for more than 15 years have given each person a number and names in my little black book.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fussy = 100+ verifications

Bubbly = curvy

11" cock = big sky remote

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Life and soul of the party

= everyone was more comfortable once they'd left so that the social became a sex party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great got to change my profile now after reading this

He was great fun = finally stopped laughing at how small his cock really was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good listener = said fuck all

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Very eager

Shot his load in his pants and seemed to need me to direct his clueless desires.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She gives the best Bjs= what a bloody chatterbox!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Life and soul of the party

= everyone was more comfortable once they'd left so that the social became a sex party"

That's the verification I get.

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By *ervertsCouple over a year ago

halesowen

Curvy - 27st and practically round.

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman over a year ago

Swansea

"He's a good Rimmer = he likes to dress up as cast members of Red Dwarf, which is a bit of role play I hadn't anticipated. Smoke me a kipper, etc,

Love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knows what they want = Haven't a clue what I wanted

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