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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello fellow posters. It has been brought to my attention that it is the general consensus of Fabswingers chatters and posters that the funding for the London 2012 games could most probably have been better well spent.
I put it to you, the perverted sex maniac sector of the British general public, that I, Netty, of Gerandnetty of the Noodling Sariety, am prepared to emigrate to that there London Town from the green green grass of Wales and the prosperous bustling County Borough of Bridgend, Mid Glamorganshire as long as I am solely resposible for the success of the Olympic Games London 2012
Top of the Agenda. Making London 2012 financially viable. Ahem.
Track and field athletics are always good crowd pleaser but the Olympic Games committee would probably find the games to be more profitable, both economically and socially, if athletes were.......
* made to wear less lycra and more rubber and leather.
*All Pole-vaulting event must performen for the perspective of a naturist, however all hardware and equipment must be worn as safety is paramount.
*The 4x400 m relay is now to be a mixed sex-team event.
*Track and field is to inherit a a brand new event to the Olympics from Scotland, 'Tossing the Caber'.
*Female marathon runners must have a chest of at least 40 inches to enter
*Male marathon competitiors must wear only a single paper cup.
*Syncronised swimming and gymnastics will recieve at least 50% of BBC TV coverage
*All ball games broadcast will be encouraging spectators by going interactive and using the red button.
*All events will only include athletes who are completely liberally minded with low morals.
Any comments with regards to said points would be much apreciated.
Hope you support me the goal of making London 2012 as succesful as it can be.
See you all there x x
Netty
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For all races, at the end of each lap, the last 2 runners will be tazared  "
Be quicker next time won't they. lol. world records going left right and centre  |
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Female Gymnast to be made to wear a Gym Slip 2 size too small to ensure a nice camel toe and pre event ice pack on the nipples prior to any performance to ensure they are nicely erect...
Then there would be red button voting to get rid of the ones that then look more like Russel Brand in figure... Kelly Brook figured girls would be the perferred figure target...
And then forget the event as such... gold would go to the prettiest girl there so that the camera can dwell on her while the world male population has a moment? lol |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"For all races, at the end of each lap, the last 2 runners will be tazared "
you laugh... but there is actually already an athletics verson of what you propose... well... without the tazer bit.... thats a bit hard.... lol |
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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
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"For all races, at the end of each lap, the last 2 runners will be tazared "
I think in the light of recent news events, the competitors getting tazered would be in the Weight Lifting. Along with the loser in the Hide & Seek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think Monty Python had it sussed 40 odd years ago.
* Marathon for the Incontinence
* 100 metres for people with no sense of direction
* 1500 yards for the deaf (can't hear the starter pistol so they just stand there at Ready, Set..)
* 200 metres Freestyle for Non-Swimmers
* 3000 metres for people who think they are chickens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16iNk1hLJt4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think Monty Python had it sussed 40 odd years ago.
* Marathon for the Incontinence
* 100 metres for people with no sense of direction
* 1500 yards for the deaf (can't hear the starter pistol so they just stand there at Ready, Set..)
* 200 metres Freestyle for Non-Swimmers
* 3000 metres for people who think they are chickens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16iNk1hLJt4"
Just watched this and nearly fell off my chair laughing  |
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