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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im not a nurse (although yes, I do have the outfit!! )....if you definitely can't remove it yourself,at least go to your doctors as an infection can set in very quickly!
In the meantime, enjoy being sat with your foot up looking out to sea.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A splinter in your big toe or your "Big Toe"?
Just rip it out, wimpy 
The last time I felt such a small prick in me was when you were bumming me  "
And I thought you didn't kiss and tell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try sterilising a needle (boil on stove for 5 mins) then see if you can catch it with the needle. If not get some drawing salve from the chemist pop it on the splinter cover With a plaster and after 24 hrs it will be easy to remove. I believe a paste of baking powder works too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A splinter in your big toe or your "Big Toe"?
Just rip it out, wimpy
The last time I felt such a small prick in me was when you were bumming me
And I thought you didn't kiss and tell "
Me and Steve dont kiss, thats ghey dude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Try sterilising a needle (boil on stove for 5 mins) then see if you can catch it with the needle. If not get some drawing salve from the chemist pop it on the splinter cover With a plaster and after 24 hrs it will be easy to remove. I believe a paste of baking powder works too "
The thing is I can feel it in there, I just cant see it. It sucks as its on the pad of my big toe, so walking kills  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A splinter in your big toe or your "Big Toe"?
Just rip it out, wimpy
The last time I felt such a small prick in me was when you were bumming me
And I thought you didn't kiss and tell
Me and Steve dont kiss, thats ghey dude "
Pah lightweights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time |
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
Amputation from above the knee end of splinter problem  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
Go and get seen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
I'd get that checked buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
get it looked at by a doctor. An infection can get in your blood and make you very ill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
Bloody hell, are you sure it's a splinter, sounds like you've been bitten by something venemous, get down the docs sharpish before your leg withers away and drops off |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
Nip to A&E before anything higher up starts to swell!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you not got a local walk in centre... Get yourself along there... Rather waste a bit of the drs/your time than develop an infection. "
Ben may have trouble walking in  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?"
As long as it's not sticking out of your body or anything, there's not a lot that can be done for a cracked rib. Painkillers and waiting for it to heal is about it, I think.
Having never had one though someone else may know better. |
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"OK. Splinter still there, toe is very sore. Woke up this morning and my knee has swollen and I cant bend it.
Coincidence or worth getting it checked out? Only asking as I hate wasting the doctors time"
Is your Tetanus up to date?
Remember the other name is lockjaw, if you start getting and strange sensation in your face worry!
If you can't get into your GP go to A and E, septicaemia is a serious issue, it can kill the otherwise healthy if you don't get it sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you not got a local walk in centre... Get yourself along there... Rather waste a bit of the drs/your time than develop an infection.
Ben may have trouble walking in "
Trust you, shurrup, and here was me being serious for once! OI  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you not got a local walk in centre... Get yourself along there... Rather waste a bit of the drs/your time than develop an infection.
Ben may have trouble walking in
Trust you, shurrup, and here was me being serious for once! OI "
You can't be serious!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you not got a local walk in centre... Get yourself along there... Rather waste a bit of the drs/your time than develop an infection.
Ben may have trouble walking in
Trust you, shurrup, and here was me being serious for once! OI
You can't be serious!! "
Guess the OP,s hopped it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
As long as it's not sticking out of your body or anything, there's not a lot that can be done for a cracked rib. Painkillers and waiting for it to heal is about it, I think.
Having never had one though someone else may know better."
Didnt think there was anything but you never know, its just so painful and frustrating. Thanks anyway M |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
As long as it's not sticking out of your body or anything, there's not a lot that can be done for a cracked rib. Painkillers and waiting for it to heal is about it, I think.
Having never had one though someone else may know better.
Didnt think there was anything but you never know, its just so painful and frustrating. Thanks anyway M"
It's excruciating, but one consolation. The pain shouldn't last long. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
As long as it's not sticking out of your body or anything, there's not a lot that can be done for a cracked rib. Painkillers and waiting for it to heal is about it, I think.
Having never had one though someone else may know better.
Didnt think there was anything but you never know, its just so painful and frustrating. Thanks anyway M"
Remember you can alternate cocodamol and ibuprofen so you take pain relief every 2-3 hours. Just don't exceed the daily maximum for either. That's pretty much the strongest over-the-counter option.
If that isn't cutting it, see your GP for better pain meds.
That's assuming you haven't already got prescription pain meds, obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cheers guys at the hobble in centre now... buggers dont open till 10!
Good luck, hope you come out with all 10 toes insitu. "
Not being a native of Devon, I am worried they will think I am a freak for only having 10 toes in the first place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is a big thread for a fucking splinter "
No......its Ben's splinter, not just any old splinter! Us ladies need him fully functioning, hence the concern!! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"this is a big thread for a fucking splinter
No......its Ben's splinter, not just any old splinter! Us ladies need him fully functioning, hence the concern!! "
Has he been fully functional to date then? Are you sure? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?"
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol. "
I'm really sorry but this made me laugh. I hope you're feeling better soon. |
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol. "
I think cracked ribs is one of the worst to have you cant laugh ,cough or
sneeze.
Lets hope you heal quickly and be careful what positions you choose for sex for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol.
I think cracked ribs is one of the worst to have you cant laugh ,cough or
sneeze.
Lets hope you heal quickly and be careful what positions you choose for sex for a while "
Haha thank you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol.
I'm really sorry but this made me laugh. I hope you're feeling better soon."
Trust me, it's made every body have a good laugh....even me although not too heartily lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol. "
Thats made me feel better... thank you.
Ive seen the doc and they reckon my toe has a pimple not a splinter, but its too small to pop
And they reckon its fluid on the knee from kneeling down doing DIY. Recommended Ibuprofen and if it doesnt get better to go back and have a drain if it gets worse.
So, its feet up and watching shite TV and talking to you lot for the day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"this is a big thread for a fucking splinter
No......its Ben's splinter, not just any old splinter! Us ladies need him fully functioning, hence the concern!! "
Ah, thank you. Fancy a fuck? I can only do cowgirl as I cant put weight on my knee |
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"this is a big thread for a fucking splinter
No......its Ben's splinter, not just any old splinter! Us ladies need him fully functioning, hence the concern!!
Ah, thank you. Fancy a fuck? I can only do cowgirl as I cant put weight on my knee "
there is no kneed for that |
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol.
Thats made me feel better... thank you.
Ive seen the doc and they reckon my toe has a pimple not a splinter, but its too small to pop
And they reckon its fluid on the knee from kneeling down doing DIY. Recommended Ibuprofen and if it doesnt get better to go back and have a drain if it gets worse.
So, its feet up and watching shite TV and talking to you lot for the day "
Are you lying about your age Ben? Are you really a pimply teenager? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On the medical front, anybody got any useful tips for a cracked rib, other than rest and pain killers?
I cracked my ribs 2 Sundays back at rugby training. Usual routine, ibuprofen and no heavy lifting etc. last Sunday while sat down to enjoy a pub lunch I sneezed (while putting pepper on my roast) and put my whole back in to spasm...then sneezed again for good measure! I was in agony and rigid, not in a good way! Then followed a trip to the on call GP for diazepam which didn't work and ended up in A&E til 1am! Apparently I have torn muscles and nerve damage and have been dosed up on diclofenac and co-codomol all week and off work!! No pepper for me in the foreseeable future lol.
Thats made me feel better... thank you.
Ive seen the doc and they reckon my toe has a pimple not a splinter, but its too small to pop
And they reckon its fluid on the knee from kneeling down doing DIY. Recommended Ibuprofen and if it doesnt get better to go back and have a drain if it gets worse.
So, its feet up and watching shite TV and talking to you lot for the day
Are you lying about your age Ben? Are you really a pimply teenager? "
Acne on your feet must be pretty unusual |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A splinter in your big toe or your "Big Toe"?
Just rip it out, wimpy
The last time I felt such a small prick in me was when you were bumming me
Pauvre Benny  "
Funny guys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A splinter in your big toe or your "Big Toe"?
Just rip it out, wimpy
The last time I felt such a small prick in me was when you were bumming me
Pauvre Benny
Funny guys "
Steve is amusing rather than funny. |
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