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100 replies to "3 cheers for cheeky", think there are a lot people loving you right now. Besides there's some bloke walking around somewhere who's your happily ever after, you just haven't met him yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Deidre,
I get about 400 messages a day on FAB from wanton, lustful sluts in crotchless fishnet bodysuits. How should I deal with this as I don't want to let anyone down?"
Stop taking the meds and the hallucinations should subside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dear Deirdre,
I once caught my mum and dad doing it upstairs. Dad said to me "This is how you do it boy"!!
Just now, the gaffer tape and ball gags are putting the girls off.
Is there any other way?? |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"Dear Deidre,
I get about 400 messages a day on FAB from wanton, lustful sluts in crotchless fishnet bodysuits. How should I deal with this as I don't want to let anyone down?
Stop taking the meds and the hallucinations should subside. "
Excuse me Deirdre, some interloper crashed your column with some crazy talk. Can you come back to me with some proper advice. Thank you kindly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre, I'm currently sat and unable to move from my chair after eating 4 boxes of Jaffa cakes (cheers obi_fox ), but I really need to pee
You fat bastid "
Only because I didn't share |
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"Dear Deirdre, I'm currently sat and unable to move from my chair after eating 4 boxes of Jaffa cakes (cheers obi_fox ), but I really need to pee
You fat bastid
Only because I didn't share "
Charming and I shared my sausage |
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"Dear Deidre,
I get about 400 messages a day on FAB from wanton, lustful sluts in crotchless fishnet bodysuits. How should I deal with this as I don't want to let anyone down?
Stop taking the meds and the
hallucinations should subside.
" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre, I'm currently sat and unable to move from my chair after eating 4 boxes of Jaffa cakes (cheers obi_fox ), but I really need to pee
You fat bastid
Only because I didn't share
Charming and I shared my sausage "
I'll share next time, promise |
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Dear Deidre,
All my husbands sex fantasies involve me! Whats the matter with him? Is he some kind of pervert? Any normal bloke would fantasize over his mates wife, not his own! What on earth can I do? |
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