Funny saucy quotes

By *ruit OP Woman over a year ago

near kings lynn

A friend commented after having a big baby a guy would need to put his cock in width ways for her to feel it.

What other saucy funny quotes have you come across?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we used to fancy a girl we used to say " I'd eat my chips out of her knickers"

By *ruit OP Woman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"When we used to fancy a girl we used to say " I'd eat my chips out of her knickers" "

lol xx

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew an old fella who used to describe a hot girl as;

"I'd use her sh*t for toothpaste"!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend commented after having a big baby a guy would need to put his cock in width ways for her to feel it.

What other saucy funny quotes have you come across?

"
my mate said after his wife had a big baby,"well that's that out of use for a while,her fanny will be like a clowns pocket"