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100% official Man Flu Thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just letting the world of Fab know im dying,temp currently running at 2000 degrees Fahrenheit yet im freezing and ive aches a stunt man would be proud of. Go Go Leave before you catch it,leave me to die  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure "
Respect Bro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure Respect Bro "
I feel your pain mate .... Women will never understand (jumps back quickly waiting for the onslaught )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooof had this for two weeks. Mines actually a new strain, mixed with Ebola, and hurricance Gorgonzola, with a touch of swine flu for good measure Respect Bro "
I'm feeling your manflu pain....... it's second only to standing on a plug or a piece of Lego. Get well soon pal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel your pain mate .... Women will never understand (jumps back quickly waiting for the onslaught ) "
Right on buddy! Childbirth or Manflu? No comparison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've died three times today, I'm on the back end of leprosy. Every minute I'm just grateful to be alive! Dry chest, headaches and motionless body  Keep strong we will get through this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help  
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?"
Why of course I can where do you need kissing better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scientists did a study and concluded man flu is a real illness, much worse than when women get a cold. "
As if we needed scientific research for proof, we've been telling the women of the world this long enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help p.s that wet t shirts gone straight onto my chest cough splutter "
Let me rub it for you
And your chest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help "
I was wondering if you needed a Doctor to assist? I'm sure with nursing all these poorly guys back to health, you'll be getting all hot & bothered. Let me just.....erm....... take your temperature, open wide & I'll slip this into your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
I was wondering if you needed a Doctor to assist? I'm sure with nursing all these poorly guys back to health, you'll be getting all hot & bothered. Let me just.....erm....... take your temperature, open wide & I'll slip this into your mouth "
Doctor your sooooo kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doctor your sooooo kind "
Always happy to support the NHS....Now stop talking with your mouth full Nurse Moo! Thats rude
Diclaimer: I am not an actual Doctor, no medical procedures were performed in the making of this thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doctor your sooooo kind
Always happy to support the NHS....Now stop talking with your mouth full Nurse Moo! Thats rude
Diclaimer: I am not an actual Doctor, no medical procedures were performed in the making of this thread
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your not a doctor 
No wonder my temperature went up not down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shocking!
Everyone making light of this poor man's condition. There is little enough research done on the causes of manflu nor it's treatment. The Government needs to invest more in High Speed internet for faster downloads of "ahem" films to victims homes. Improve the road infrastructure to allow easy access for Pizza Delivery Companys.
Statutory sick pay of double time for those poor souls taken by the illness.
Gentlemen, the threat is real.
Wear this  face to show your support of sufferers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?
Why of course I can where do you need kissing better "
It's just down here... (Looks sheepishly down and touches willy) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I can dress up as a nurse if it would help
Errm...(cough)...actually im feeling a little dizzy too... Could you...?
Why of course I can where do you need kissing better
It's just down here... (Looks sheepishly down and touches willy) "
awwww |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle 
Did you get my recipe?
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I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster "
not too weak to type though...
man up..
um..sorry... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster "
Dude, don't risk it!
Can someone please help this poor man??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster
not too weak to type though...
man up..
um..sorry... "
where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time for my Lemsip ,Ali's not back yet and the kettle is miles away at least 12 steps.why cant my dogs use the kettle
Did you get my recipe?
I sure did and many thanks but I couldn't possibly let myself in charge of slicing a lemon im so weak could be a disaster
not too weak to type though...
man up..
um..sorry... where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me "
Fecking canines.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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um..sorry... where as my dogs cant use a kettle they are clever enough to type for me "
Awwww did ya get rid of your lemon slicing parakeet then? Bet you were sorry to see him go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is he still alive ??
Was going to offer to take the mans temperature in my latex nurse dress im still dying come quickly nurse "
you need a good brisk walk in cold night air in your flannellette pyjamas young man! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he still alive ??
Was going to offer to take the mans temperature in my latex nurse dress im still dying come quickly nurse
you need a good brisk walk in cold night air in your flannellette pyjamas young man!"
can I wear my Scooby doo onesie |
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