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By *ichaelangela OP Couple over a year ago

notts

From osham

Who took out his bollox to wash em

His wife said Jack, if you dont put em back

I'll jump on the buggers & squash em.

Post your limerick below.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

There was a young lass from Devizes

With bosoms of differing sizes

One was so small it was no use at all

The other was large and won prizes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a girl from Penzance

Who travelled by bus to south hants

Five others fucked her besides the conductor

And the driver came twice in his pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man called Paul who went to a fancy dress ball.

He decided to risk it and went as a biscuit and a dog ate him up in the hall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Ealing

Who got on a train to Darjeeling

It said on the door

Don't spit on the floor

So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from Rhyl

Who swallowed a dynamic pill

His ears went 'clang'

His arse went 'bang'

And his cock shot over the hill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a old lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than a hour

Her head was flower

And her fanny was covered in s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a little pig she could not stop it grunting she took it down the garden path and kicked its little cunt in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a old lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In less than a hour

Her head was flower

And her fanny was covered in s

I wonder if Monty Don has a good killer spray for that !

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

The boy stood on the burning deck

his legs were all a quiver

he gave a cough

his dick fell off

and floated down the river

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