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over a year ago
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One in Liverpool, by Albert Dock.
A horrible place which I disliked even more when in the morning I made us both a coffee and sat back l on the bed to drink it and discovered the bed was on wheels as I disappeared down the back flinging my coffee all over the place.
Vixen was amused, I wasn't. |
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over a year ago
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"Britannia Hotels are making the news again as the ''worst hotel chain" in Britain."
How exactly is that news?... 
Haven't they been a shit hole for like forever.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Novotel in any European country. It's all my office manager ever books for me. They always give me such a dirty look when I ask for more than one pillow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Novotel in any European country.
Novotel are alright...  "
It's the lack of pillows. Plus how the receptionists look at you when you ask for more than one square pillow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Novotel in any European country.
Novotel are alright...
It's the lack of pillows. Plus how the receptionists look at you when you ask for more than one square pillow. "
How does she look at you?..
Is it with those "Don't mess with me Bitch" eyes..
Cos if it is, I need to know THAT hotel.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Novotel in any European country.
Novotel are alright...
It's the lack of pillows. Plus how the receptionists look at you when you ask for more than one square pillow.
How does she look at you?..
Is it with those "Don't mess with me Bitch" eyes..
Cos if it is, I need to know THAT hotel.... "
It's mainly the Zurich one, but it has happened in others. It's a "not this stupid cow again" kind of look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Novotel in any European country.
Novotel are alright...
It's the lack of pillows. Plus how the receptionists look at you when you ask for more than one square pillow.
How does she look at you?..
Is it with those "Don't mess with me Bitch" eyes..
Cos if it is, I need to know THAT hotel....
It's mainly the Zurich one, but it has happened in others. It's a "not this stupid cow again" kind of look. "
Ahh that's easy.
Just casually mention how big her hands are, she won't do it again.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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Black Cat roundabout Travelodge. The first time I stayed there, there were stains on the walls and headboard. Seriously, it looked like the place where bodies are dumped. Second time, the bathroom looked like a scientists experiment area, the curtains were broken, and my room was above the unofficial smoking area so I couldn't open my window. I know Travelodges are basic but that one gives the chain a bad name. |
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In a hotel close to the A45 between Birmingham and Coventry.
Not a small hotel, and the car park was filled with Mercedes etc.
The lift contained a notice to advise guests to book evening meals a day in advance.
The walls around the room had an additional skirting board that consisted of a 5 mm wide and 1 cm deep layer of, generally, compacted dust, hair and fluff.
The carpet under the bed was held together with black masking tape.
The curtain to the left of the window concealed what can only be described as a pillow sized block of fungus growing on the wall.
Photographic evidence available. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Britannia Hotels ARE terrible.
I was once given a room with no windows in the 1 in Manchester centre.
Campanile in Washington runs a close second. That was like staying at Crossroads. |
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over a year ago
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We met a couple in Upminster and went off to a local hotel. It was a massive one but I can't remember the name. The room they gave us was fucking disgraceful. We looked at two other rooms before getting a half decent one. |
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over a year ago
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Welcome break in Sarn services bridgend, not a bad hotel but when I was 19 I worked as a house keeper and receptionist, one day doing house keeping I opened room 29 and a man was still sitting on the sofa, well he'd taken an overdose and had died. I screamed the place down! |
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