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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello all
I hope all is well with you all in swingland!
In an attempt to gain more success with the opposite sex
Can anyone tell me the best chat up line they have used or had used on them?
Answers on a postcard please!
James X (Obi)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever."
I like it...filed for future reference lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol"
Hope it works. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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One that worked on me at college (which 20 years on I still remember)
a girl who I didn't know walked up to me in the library, a little too much into my personal space, looked me in the eye and said "you have something I want", held my gaze and walked off.
I met up with her the next college night out and we went out for a few months.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a work colleague who once said to me, you are a lovely guy, just I don't think it would work out. Then she snogged me. Mind fecked for weeks afterwards... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
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I'll let you know 
When you next on a night out?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out? "
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
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Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-) "
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-)
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool? "
Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-)
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?
Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting "
Might do sometime.
Am being serious. You seem alright. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-)
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?
Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting
Might do sometime.
Am being serious. You seem alright."
I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-)
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?
Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting
Might do sometime.
Am being serious. You seem alright.
I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up "
Lol, thought my chat up line was awful, but it worked... 
Glad it did though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a chat up line, but really original and might work on a night out.
A guy bumped into me, said sorry, handed me a beermat then walked off. He'd left his number on the mat with a call me message. Thought it was pretty clever.
I like it...filed for future reference lol
Hope it works.
I'll let you know
When you next on a night out?
Was hoping tonight... Then after that I've no idea, have had an unexpected night off from all my kids tonight.
Bonus
Now just to get to Chorley;-)
Lol. Or me get to Blackpool?
Mmmm that's a thought...starts plotting
Might do sometime.
Am being serious. You seem alright.
I'd like that, and thank you will say...if I'd not had a whisky I'd have come to you if you'd fancied meeting up
Lol, thought my chat up line was awful, but it worked...
Glad it did though..."
Me too |
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Oi girl i hope you got house insurance because in gona smash your bk door in .....
how do you like your eggs in the morning ??? Fertilised ..
or my own one unique to me and maybee a few others ...
oi girl do you wanaa make Pinocchio sneeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can honestly say i have never used a chat up line on anyone. Mainly because I never chat anyone up with a view to fucking them.
But If I were would probably say
Hi my name is (insert name here) I have been watching you for a while and must say that you are the most beautiful woman I have seen for a very long time.
Can I buy you a drink so we can discuss what you want me to make you for breakfast?
Then walk away crying from the rejection  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The mrs slags me for a story I told her about a girl I met at a club the same month I met the mrs
I liked her tattoos and simply said , hi there , I really like your tattoos , have they any meaning?
Ended up getting a run home by her mate as we played in the back of the car.
I liked the girl and as soon as they drove away I noticed that I had not left my number or took hers........as I said met the mrs in the same month and the rest is history |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello all
I hope all is well with you all in swingland!
In an attempt to gain more success with the opposite sex
Can anyone tell me the best chat up line they have used or had used on them?
Answers on a postcard please!
James X (Obi) "
Just be honest comment on someones profile make it personal or thats what I was told I get more replies that way though. |
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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago
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My name may not be Elmo but you can tickle me any time. - that worked as well 
Luck your finger, touch her arm and then say "lets get you out these wet clothes"
* shout * FAT PENGUIN ! Now were have broken the ice, my names... Can I get you a drink?
Bugs |
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