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over a year ago
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"What is it with all these guy with girth and length what have they been eating i havent "
Must be the spinach...
I'm strong to the finach cos I eats me spinach.......  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I went to get a clean pair of undies out of my drawer, as I'm putting them on I noticed some White powder on the front of them so I shouts to my missus "why have you sprinkled talc on my boxers,!!"
She shouted back "its not talc you twat,!! It's miracle grow,!!" 
Try it worked for me,  |
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I was in a group sex session once and noticed my cock was the smallest and I couldn't help but say that I'd won the smallest cock in the room competition to hoots of laughter and then, spookily enough, I was in another session and my cock was the biggest! I kept quiet though. Talk about average! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The key to having a big cock is all in the genes.
Thanks dad
Cock size isn't hereditary"
Actually I must correct myself, just did a bit of googling and it turns out it is. Fuck you dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The key to having a big cock is all in the genes.
Thanks dad "
There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest that the big dick gene is activated by a gene in the egg so really it's "thanks mum".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can actually have surgery.
It's quite painful and costs a bit and you need a very talented surgeon, but it can be done.
Oh and since I believe in equal oppertinitirs, there is also a precede re called a vaginal lift/ reguvination
Play safe lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard if you tone yourself up with muscles your dick get's smaller, just wondering if that's true.  "
I remember reading that certain supplement use can have an impact yes! Amazing what expert journals can teach you.
And no it was not the journal of cock enhancement lo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard if you tone yourself up with muscles your dick get's smaller, just wondering if that's true. "
Nope. And a toned guys dick looks bigger coz it's not hidden in fat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard if you tone yourself up with muscles your dick get's smaller, just wondering if that's true. "
Probably just looks smaller in comparison to the rest of your body, unless you're taking steroids which do cause some shrinkage |
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"I heard if you tone yourself up with muscles your dick get's smaller, just wondering if that's true.
Nope. And a toned guys dick looks bigger coz it's not hidden in fat."
you have a valid point, it"s just that I heard it was if you toned up.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The key to having a big cock is all in the genes.
Thanks dad
There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest that the big dick gene is activated by a gene in the egg so really it's "thanks mum". "
I didn't know that, I'll have to give her a big kiss (but I won't say what for ) |
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"I heard if you tone yourself up with muscles your dick get's smaller, just wondering if that's true.
Probably just looks smaller in comparison to the rest of your body, unless you're taking steroids which do cause some shrinkage "
maybe steroids then might be the reason then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The key to having a big cock is all in the genes.
Thanks dad
There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest that the big dick gene is activated by a gene in the egg so really it's "thanks mum".
I didn't know that, I'll have to give her a big kiss (but I won't say what for )"
As a woman with a son (He's young though) I highly recommend you give your mum a kiss every day just coz she's your mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The key to having a big cock is all in the genes.
Thanks dad
There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest that the big dick gene is activated by a gene in the egg so really it's "thanks mum".
I didn't know that, I'll have to give her a big kiss (but I won't say what for )
As a woman with a son (He's young though) I highly recommend you give your mum a kiss every day just coz she's your mum. "
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