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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A week until pestered by the growing craze of trick or treat. I dont mind it until you get the bad mannered ones.
Quite fancy a party this year as its on friday hmmm what to wear..... |
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"A week until pestered by the growing craze of trick or treat. I dont mind it until you get the bad mannered ones.
Quite fancy a party this year as its on friday hmmm what to wear....."
A pumpkin on the end of your cock!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where we live, no one trick or treats your house unless you have a lit pumpkin either outside or in your window (*not recommended for real pumpkins! )
I can bring my chainsaw round if you fancy splattering blood all over your clothes for your fancy dress ?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
We have a dog now.
With the right motivation she can sound like a Rottweiler through the letterbox rather than the big girls blouse pansy arse she really is!!
She lick a friggin burglar to death!  
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'm off to Greedy Girls Halloween themed night at Connections with the Wyrd one....blood spattered nurse costume - tick...SFX makeup for acid burnt hands - tick...
I've been practising a Chelsea Grin with scar wax and latex but probably not bothering cos as soon as I give a BJ it's likely to crack and fall off (although Wyrd has kindly offered to do the business with a razor blade...) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'm off to Greedy Girls Halloween themed night at Connections with the Wyrd one....blood spattered nurse costume - tick...SFX makeup for acid burnt hands - tick...
I've been practising a Chelsea Grin with scar wax and latex but probably not bothering cos as soon as I give a BJ it's likely to crack and fall off (although Wyrd has kindly offered to do the business with a razor blade...) "
Suppose it's a useful alternative to liquid latex!! 
And if you leave it to dry out and go crusty...........
Have fun you pair!!! 
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"x1 Halloween thread. x3 Crimbo threads.
Im happy to discuss halloween. I live in a block of flats, no one calls, thankfully."
If you hear a tap on the window........PANIC STATIONS!!!!!
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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And if you leave it to dry out and go crusty...........
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That's just given me terrible flashback memories of my flange back when I was married...
Lol caz you crack me up "
Cheers chick...have an awesome party  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
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And if you leave it to dry out and go crusty...........
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That's just given me terrible flashback memories of my flange back when I was married...
Lol caz you crack me up "
Crack? Flange?
All we need now is a 'split beaver', a 'yawning hippo' and a 'wizards sleeve' for a full house!!!
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"x1 Halloween thread. x3 Crimbo threads.
Im happy to discuss halloween. I live in a block of flats, no one calls, thankfully.
If you hear a tap on the window........PANIC STATIONS!!!!!
A"
Open the curtains. I HAVENT GOT ANY SWEETS SO FUCK OFF |
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And if you leave it to dry out and go crusty...........
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That's just given me terrible flashback memories of my flange back when I was married...
Lol caz you crack me up
Cheers chick...have an awesome party "
Thanks lovely |
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