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over a year ago
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"Once upon a time in a sunny seaside town, there was a young chap called leon...
(Anything goes, BANTER all the way)  "
Leon had a particular type of kink he found it hard to satisfy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He got the horn from putting bird seed on his dick and letting sparrows peck his pecker, till his pecker got peckish..."
It was like it had a mind of its own and came to life, "feed me, feed me!!!!" |
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"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?"
But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!   |
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"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?
But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead! "
The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine |
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"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?
But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead! "
Not something Leon himself would have thought but, with his reddish peckish desperate pecker having a mind of its own, he had no choice!! Stood on point, pointing the way it was HARD to manouever |
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"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?
But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!
The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine "
.....Swung it high in the air (he was a swinger, you know!) and hooked the nearest unsuspecting funguy (A male air steward called Tarquin!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why am I chasing this god damn kitten!? God damn you peckish pecker! Why couldn't you go for playful kitten or a nice fungirl?
But there were no fungirls in the woods - only funghis (funguys!) - So he changed direction and went for one of those instead!
The funguys were fast little buggers,so he made a lasso out of vine
.....Swung it high in the air (he was a swinger, you know!) and hooked the nearest unsuspecting funguy (A male air steward called Tarquin!)"
Well I suppose he could be thankful it wasn't tarquini.. He only lusted after lots of young girls :P so it seemed as though leon and tarquin had a connection and leons peckish pecker latched on. "I know paula would probably satisfy my pecker with more of a scrumptious serving but hey... That's life" |
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