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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...well, assuming they haven't blocked you

Come on, new game!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

though I most certainly DO look for a mutual physical attraction, my standards are not excessive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks, Dan

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm an attractive guy, intelligent and quietly confident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll just have to imagine the sad face I'm pulling as a result.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a right royal pain in the bum! Message me for meet nows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a party in our pants! And your invited!! :D

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lucy can be found prowling in the forums from time to time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know what to say about me... I'll let my veri's speak for themselves......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give me my shoe back you thieving cow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kissing hungrily, fucking tenderly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Age and race are of little importance to me as I tend to be attracted to qualities in a persons character moreso than the details, and though I most certainly DO look for a mutual physical attraction, my standards are not excessive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will always reply when I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hornyguy93

'So I'm making my own solo profile as I'm half of a couple with permission to play solo aswell as part of a MFF experience!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm half of a couple with permission to play solo as well as part of a MFF experience!

* that was for hornyguy93.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to the fab edition of bullseye.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is getting confusing,.......where's my wine?!

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

from popeye 89

Predictably Unpredictable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm half of a couple with permission to play solo as well as part of a MFF experience!

* that was for hornyguy93. "

*DING DING DING* On the money!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

from HornyGuy - all direct quotes. Just maybe sightly re-ordered!

So I'm half of a wild naughty girl. I will always experience like minded things when I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"NOT interested in meeting attached guys!"

Unfortunately on _o30's profile

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"from HornyGuy - all direct quotes. Just maybe sightly re-ordered!

So I'm half of a wild naughty girl. I will always experience like minded things when I can."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm leon, 21 and a bit of a wild one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From Jo30 (again - direct quote with artistic editing)

I'm not a harden. I'm a curvy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

solo profile as I'm half of a couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great game btw sexybrain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandl40

"She is also a bit of a squirter

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Sandl40

Finally time to put in a little bit of an effort here lol!

25 single ladies wanted for a birthday treat for my other half.

One of these is true, one isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sandl40

Finally time to put in a little bit of an effort here lol!

25 single ladies wanted for a birthday treat for my other half.

One of these is true, one isn't

"
Both true, one just isn't on there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a curvy size 18.... voluptuous....size 40DD.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read......... Can't we just perv the pics lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iiiiiiiin seven - all the fun for the family, it is a ZX Spectrum with the latest in games. You too can play Manic Miner.

I LOVED manic miner!!!

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By *o30Woman over a year ago

Lincoln

"From Jo30 (again - direct quote with artistic editing)

I'm not a harden. I'm a curvy!"

Not going to jump at any meet: I would prefer to find unfulfilled fantasies

my attempt just for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

L is Blonde and Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From Jo30 (again - direct quote with artistic editing)

I'm not a harden. I'm a curvy!

Not going to jump at any meet: I would prefer to find unfulfilled fantasies

my attempt just for you

Sadly nothing to read

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been told i have a sharp wit and a cheeky nature.

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Ive been told i have a sharp wit and a cheeky nature.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't accommodate for meets as I am an axe murderer and have bodies buried under the floorboards

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Invictus:

I can't accommodate for meets as I am an axe murderer and have bodies buried under the floorboards

Or: Single male, looking for fun times with open and honest people.

One is real one is fake, but which one?

Ruddy good profile blurb, too and I'd commend it to anyone for an entertaining read.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sandl40 (quote, reordered):

We are very eager to open to most things. Predominantly we push tongue in the bedroom. Get in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tina Titz - Sense of humour and deadly charm. A lethal weapon on 2 pins... bith big jugs...

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By *entfootloverMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sandl40 (quote, reordered):

We are very eager to open to most things. Predominantly we push tongue in the bedroom. Get in!"

Married

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Thing Two

"I am attracted to intelligence, cheeky eyes and dirty minds."

You and me both!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sandl40 (quote, reordered):

We are very eager to open to most things. Predominantly we push tongue in the bedroom. Get in!"

Really should have gotten you to write our profile - that is so much more interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

flipping between living the life of a hermit and full-on debauchery mode.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After reading this..

"I'm a submissive blue-eyed brunette with a couple of tattoos who is into the pin-up look so I love complicated lingerie, big boobs, curves and corsets. Despite that I'm also a bit of a tomboy and a geek"..

.. I wish I could have you, just for 1 night!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm also known to appreciate well-kept female feet if there's an appetite for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Superramfan - I am an easy going, laid back sort of guy with what can loosely be described as a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For Iona....My mind is rather random sometimes, but it's definitely imaginative and curious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My accent is the one where cider is zoiiiiidddeeerrr, bath is baaaaaaattthhhhh and grass sounds twenty minutes long!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

MissMo -

I have been to a club once, chams in Newport and would love to do it again I'm looking for someone to go with on a regular basis.

I am a regular club goer and love nothing more than going into the dark room and seeing how long it takes to get airtight.

One of these is true, but which one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ligeia: (profile quoted, with bits deleted)

I won't be meeting you. imagine the face I'm pulling with a couple of complicated boobs. I'm the most erogenous zone in the bedroom but I'm classy sporadically; messing about and looking for a mental one; it's how I'm built.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a heap of naked bodies and being able to reach out and touch anyone and everyone

Well I'm sold on that one

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By *octor DeleriumMan over a year ago

Wellingborough

We found ourselves doing things we never expected or thought that we'd enjoy so much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a regular club goer and love nothing more than going into the dark room and seeing how long it takes to get airtight"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For missmo66 - "I love a heap of naked bodies and being able to reach out and touch anyone and everyone and enjoy the touch and feel of both sexes but prefer men."

Ahhh the good old fashioned 'reach around'

always a favourite lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We found ourselves doing things we never expected or thought that we'd enjoy so much."

Me; I've always been lucky enough to live in mansions with very steep stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We found ourselves doing things we never expected or thought that we'd enjoy so much.

Me; I've always been lucky enough to live in mansions with very steep stairs"

As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a free hooker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very ver bi and she loves to cum (don't we all lol) and she's a bit of a squirter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god I think I need a profile rewrite.....Tina help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have had undoubtedly the BEST sex of my life on fab - thanks guys - you're amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am looking for single guys and love good hot sensual sex of all kinds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a screaming, fugly, sex-hating, man-loathing madwoman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

I never said that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway enough rabbling on about me, how are you? How has you day been? Why not drop me a line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soooooo I am a screaming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

I never said that!

That was mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

I never said that!

I was too slow and you had already placed a post lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am looking for single guys and love good hot sensual sex of all kinds."

I like this bit I might keep it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !)."

I would prefer to find someone in a similar position to me; having a couple of itches which need scratching and a couple of private fantasies which need to be given a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !)."

Hahahaha love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a car but I can borrow a car on occasion,

I love this line lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

I never said that!

That was mine

Pushy will get you....?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As much as I love cock, a face pic is far nicer to look at

I never said that!

No profile text but great pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !).

I would prefer to find someone in a similar position to me; having a couple of itches which need scratching and a couple of private fantasies which need to be given a chance."

"I'm sure I have more to add but for now, keep perving

" keep perving? Errrrrm.. Okay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !).

I would prefer to find someone in a similar position to me; having a couple of itches which need scratching and a couple of private fantasies which need to be given a chance.

"I'm sure I have more to add but for now, keep perving

" keep perving? Errrrrm.. Okay!

I'm leon, 21 and a bit of a wild one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !).

I would prefer to find someone in a similar position to me; having a couple of itches which need scratching and a couple of private fantasies which need to be given a chance.

"I'm sure I have more to add but for now, keep perving

" keep perving? Errrrrm.. Okay!

I'm leon, 21 and a bit of a wild one

a truly enjoyable swinging experience should be one of relaxation, intrigue, fun and friendship

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"iona_aeowyn (as before: quoted, with words deleted)

I have broken my seahorse. Nothing I like better than a good old zoiiiiidddeeerrr, twenty minutes long!

Do not like guys who aren't filthy, so send a cock pic - I'll let you in my chuff (I love that word !)."

I think You should be a professional profile rewriter !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a deep philosophical guy who tends to think (and talk) a lot!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm a deep philosophical guy who tends to think (and talk) a lot!""

I love cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm a deep philosophical guy who tends to think (and talk) a lot!""

I love cock worship.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm a deep philosophical guy who tends to think (and talk) a lot!"

I love cock!! "

For those who don't know what ample is it's a nice way of saying fat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm ONLY interested in DARK HAIRED GORGEOUS looking WHITE guys who are in GOOD SHAPE and MUST be at least 5'11 in height and with a COCK MINIMUM 8inches with DECENT GIRTH that's NON NEGOTIABLE, I love cock worship.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Athena:

I'm ONLY interested in DARK HAIRED GORGEOUS looking WHITE guys who are in GOOD SHAPE and MUST be at least 5'11 in height and with a COCK MINIMUM 8inches with DECENT GIRTH that's NON NEGOTIABLE,

I'm only interested in dark haired gorgeous looking white guys who are in good shape and must be at least 5'11 in height and with a cock minimum 8inches with decent girth that's non negotiable and I've given up the caps lock for lent.

One of these is accurate, but which one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be shy but I get over it quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sassy by classy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that is to say aroused 15cm/5,90 inches would be most welcoming, nothing smaller than 12cm/4,72 inches, 17cm/6,69 inches and more, can be a bit uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Until last year when some bastard from Brazil topped me by 3mm - I was in the guinness book of records with the world's largest cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Until last year when some bastard from Brazil topped me by 3mm - I was in the guinness book of records with the world's largest cock!

I'm (slowly) coming out of the 'Kid in the sweet shop' phase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im not Bi, but I have a recent hunger to play with a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be shy but I get over it quickly. "

Miss Cariadus :

12 January 2013

(But you have to perve)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have the most amazing and satisfying sex life at home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Athena: (no artistic re-quoting necessary as it is perfect as it stands)

I'm gonna start meeting people just to kick your fucking head in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your thinking more Chihuahua than Great Dane i'm probably not for you.

If your thinking more Poodle than Bull Mastiff agin i'm probably not for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooooo I am a screaming, fugly, sex-hating, man-loathing madwoman from the Preston area who is here to mess as many guys around as possible!"...

WOW! Fucking love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the new status shuffle game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we do enjoy some outdoor fun but not just being used to empty your sacs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a fan of Women who have loads of tattoo's and piercings.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Finally time to put in a little bit of an effort here lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have the most amazing and satisfying sex life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on here to get down and dirty...no I won't mud wrestle..

Awww!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Slim, small, in and out with consent. It's the Scrumdiddlyumptious remix!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll just have to imagine the sad face I'm pulling as a result

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm on here to get down and dirty...no I won't mud wrestle..

Awww!

but once we arrived all of that went out the window!

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheekychops

(I was going to stop, but I couldn't refuse this one!)

I'm here until my socks get dirty... no I won't like sex, I proclaim my love after the first long island iced tea.

Looking for someone that can blow my wobbly bits. I like the unattached male species that can attend the boiler.

I do not tolorate travelling sales people.

You can find me pissing up the lamp post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am attracted to intelligence, cheeky eyes and dirty minds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am attracted to intelligence, cheeky eyes and dirty minds. "

Why not drop me a line.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

made you look

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am attracted to intelligence, cheeky eyes and dirty minds.

Why not drop me a line."

I'm Hamish the Amish! If I wink at you it's because I find you attractive - if I do it repeatedly it's because my unfortunate facial tic has returned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slim, small, in and out with consent. It's the Scrumdiddlyumptious remix!"

That doesn't sell me well

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Paula:

NO FACE PIC - NO REPLY!

No one who could win a Quasimodo lookalike contest.

One is real, one isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am attracted to intelligence, cheeky eyes and dirty minds.

Why not drop me a line.

I'm Hamish the Amish! If I wink at you it's because I find you attractive - if I do it repeatedly it's because my unfortunate facial tic has returned."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slim, small, in and out with consent. It's the Scrumdiddlyumptious remix!

That doesn't sell me well

Looking for fun nights in and out with Women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Paula:

NO FACE PIC - NO REPLY!

No one who could win a Quasimodo lookalike contest.

One is real, one isn't

Quasimodo - Unfortunately not - But John Merrick - now you're talking!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheekychops

(I was going to stop, but I couldn't refuse this one!)

I'm here until my socks get dirty... no I won't like sex, I proclaim my love after the first long island iced tea.

Looking for someone that can blow my wobbly bits. I like the unattached male species that can attend the boiler.

I do not tolorate travelling sales people.

You can find me pissing up the lamp post."

Love it

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Slim, small, in and out with consent. It's the Scrumdiddlyumptious remix!

That doesn't sell me well

Young, straight, fun. Tempted?

Remix number 2. With additional punctuation...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Paula (again, no edit needed - top marks!)

I am a screaming, fugly, sex-hating, man-loathing madwoman. I'm unlikely to turn up when we arrange to meet - and if I do i'll look like a vile smelling, scruffy, foul-mouthed minger!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slim, small, in and out with consent. It's the Scrumdiddlyumptious remix!

That doesn't sell me well

Young, straight, fun. Tempted?

Remix number 2. With additional punctuation..."

I think punctuation can be added without apology

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a couple of itches that need scratching

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a couple of itches that need scratching

Alabama is very sweet and innocent on the outside but a horny little minx with the right guy or girl !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a couple of itches that need scratching

Alabama is very sweet and innocent on the outside but a horny little minx with the right guy or girl !"

Yes she is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alabama has long blonde hair,

size 8 -10 and 36E chest and loves playing with girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking to meet Men/Bi Men or TV/TS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alabama has long blonde hair,

size 8 -10 and 36E chest and loves playing with girls

Pmsl that sounds awful !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not looking to meet Men/Bi Men or TV/TS"

I get so stuck when it comes to this bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe we can all help each others fantasies come true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am just horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be shy, if you don't ask you never know!

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Don't be shy, if you don't ask you never know! "

Had just picked that line too...!!!

"Looking to explore new horizons"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...an average man, looking to boldly go where no man has gone before... ...with his pants down....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love making; not so much fast food as a luxurious banquet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please make an effort!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 25/10/14 01:08:14]

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Not playing anymore

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Actions speak louder than words...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting s violet goatee

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Had a pretty boring sex life

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting s violet goatee"

Lol... Post timing.

That's not us with violet goatee, nothing down there to dye

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

.....We both like to kiss so if that's not your thing then maybe we're not for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't accommodate for meets as I am an axe murderer and have bodies buried under the floorboards

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"No longer meeting as I am pining after the gorgeous Invictus and no one else on here can ever match up to this demi-god of swing"

....okay, maybe I edited it a tiny bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bash bash . . Is this thing on ? (i don't think he's referring to him spam javelin)

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Chemistry is the most important thing in my opinion."

All very well but what about biology?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pop up like a meercat now and then to see what's going on (seemples)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pop up like a meercat now and then to see what's going on (seemples)"

Chemistry is the most important thing in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread still going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pull up your chair, pour a glass of something decadent and lets enjoy together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So bring on the debauchery and happy swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

Yup......... Timewasters and dreamers move on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

"Sharp wit, cheeky nature"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

"Can't wait to meet milfywifey for some fun"

Or did I miss read that? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This lady MIGHT be for turning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

"Can't wait to meet milfywifey for some fun"

Or did I miss read that? Lol"

Madam I applaud your style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

"Can't wait to meet milfywifey for some fun"

Or did I miss read that? Lol"
i can pull a single guy in the shops (which shops are you visiting today ? Heh )

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By *oughnut and radoxWoman over a year ago

Ashingdon

I'm easy going but confident

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread still going

Don't remember writing that on our profile

It's an edited version

is it the xxxxxrated

"Can't wait to meet milfywifey for some fun"

Or did I miss read that? Lol i can pull a single guy in the shops (which shops are you visiting today ? Heh )"

Bluewater

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha. . I know it ! You'll be easy to spot. . X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One offs are not out of the question

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

So if you like what you've seen send a wink or message and let's see where it leads, maybe we can all help each others fantasies come true xxxx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Labels bore me...

Doesn't say much does he

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Labels bore me...

Doesn't say much does he

Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting a violet goatee beard, it was green (it's part of my midlife crisis) which is not necessarily a permanent facial furry fixture

I used to dye my pubes pink on occasion so I can relate to this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Labels bore me...

Doesn't say much does he

Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting a violet goatee beard, it was green (it's part of my midlife crisis) which is not necessarily a permanent facial furry fixture

I used to dye my pubes pink on occasion so I can relate to this!

"Wanna watch me wank on cam?"

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Labels bore me...

Doesn't say much does he

Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting a violet goatee beard, it was green (it's part of my midlife crisis) which is not necessarily a permanent facial furry fixture

I used to dye my pubes pink on occasion so I can relate to this!

"Wanna watch me wank on cam?"

Not funny taking that out of context young man!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Labels bore me...

Doesn't say much does he

Clean shaven down below, I'm currently sporting a violet goatee beard, it was green (it's part of my midlife crisis) which is not necessarily a permanent facial furry fixture

I used to dye my pubes pink on occasion so I can relate to this!

"Wanna watch me wank on cam?"

Not funny taking that out of context young man!!

Just here for the forums, the banter etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a deep and philosophical guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A regular thing would suit best..but one offs are not out of the question...be nice to hear from you . I have face pics etc to send if you like the sound of me so far .

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