 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a double decker, it was after eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asks her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said with a Wispa.
"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied.
He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand in to her Snickers.
He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
3 days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch. It turned out that Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got bloody Allsorts! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
