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What do you do when someone let's you down?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
I gues theres nothing you can do. Its a shame so many people end up to be no shows. Just enjoy your day off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't see why ppl do this at all,its hard enough getting a meet so we wouldn't dream of letting some one down like that. Not even a message that's naughty if its from here id report it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
I'd call the local mental health team, somebody has obviously lost their marbles.
After you've shaved your fanny too (that's very funny).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Put a swing date on here you will get a meet I am sure . Loads looking for fun .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
I filled up the petrol tank this morning...I can bin work this afternoon...SatNav will get me to Swansea....Just saying... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Lmao... Look I'm sure it's nothing to do with you. Maybe he got scared that you might not like him or his D game... Or some happened n batt died. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thanks milly moon - am there and looking - am i going blind .. homepage and up on the right it only has 'current status'
am i looking in the wrong place?
Runner x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thanks milly moon - am there and looking - am i going blind .. homepage and up on the right it only has 'current status'
am i looking in the wrong place?
Runner x"
its only on the mobile app  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Hes got to be gay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
maybe he didnt like the bj yesterday? lol...sorry..couldnt resist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
I generally moan like fuck about being let down and swear I'm never meeting again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I honestly didn't know this happens to females???  "
I know of two women who agreed to a fmf, the guy turned up then said he had to go get them a bottle of wine from the car ........... the last they saw of him was his tail lights heading to the horizon.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I honestly didn't know this happens to females???
I know of two women who agreed to a fmf, the guy turned up then said he had to go get them a bottle of wine from the car ........... the last they saw of him was his tail lights heading to the horizon. "
Awwwww bless |
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Well if i was you i wouldnt book another meet with that person again. If they couldnt make it for some reason there is a device thats been around for a few years its called a telephone. No excuses, its called manners. Looking at your pic insanity must have hit them and now they have been left with a head full of broken biscuits lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know this one.......
Come on here and bitch about timewasters, blame the site and ask what the site ought to do about them, like naming and shaming, in a self righteous fashion.
What do I win?  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I'm shocked.
Outrageous behaviour!!
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I mean...........
Where are all the single guys that normally jump in these threads with "I'd never do that to you" and "meet me!" lines??
Should be ashamed of themselves, the lot of them! I'd have expected this to hit 175 in no time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Fuuuuuuuuuck me you are smoooooooooking HOT |
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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
Fuuuuuuuuuck me you are smoooooooooking HOT "
no sizzling. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Block and report.
And NEVER give a second chance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it would have been nice to see the verification from yesterday...so we could hunt this man down and give him a piece of our minds!!!!!
This single guy has ruined all my chances of future meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
What a twat he is and he's certainly missed out from your pics - his loss!!!
But name and shame too - we don't like time wasters on this site!!!
Hope your day gets better Hun
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
Fuuuuuuuuuck me you are smoooooooooking HOT
no sizzling. "
Sizzling like a nice big piece of bacon |
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
How many men on here would have loved to meet you.
One tosser spoils it for a lot of other people  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
How many men on here would have loved to meet you.
One tosser spoils it for a lot of other people "
How has it spoilt anything for anyone else? 
Nobody else was meeting her.
Nobody else's time has been impacted.
The only person who's had anything spoilt is the OP and the reputation of the no shower - but then none of us know who he is or what was planned so to a certain extent he's not affected either.
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
How many men on here would have loved to meet you.
One tosser spoils it for a lot of other people
How has it spoilt anything for anyone else?
Nobody else was meeting her.
Nobody else's time has been impacted.
The only person who's had anything spoilt is the OP and the reputation of the no shower - but then none of us know who he is or what was planned so to a certain extent he's not affected either.
A"
So no other ladies will look at this then and think to many time wasters on here I wont bother again just my thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
How many men on here would have loved to meet you.
One tosser spoils it for a lot of other people
How has it spoilt anything for anyone else?
Nobody else was meeting her.
Nobody else's time has been impacted.
The only person who's had anything spoilt is the OP and the reputation of the no shower - but then none of us know who he is or what was planned so to a certain extent he's not affected either.
A
So no other ladies will look at this then and think to many time wasters on here I wont bother again just my thoughts"
I wouldn't think like that and I've need in the Op's situation on more than one occasion |
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
What a twat he is and he's certainly missed out from your pics - his loss!!!
But name and shame too - we don't like time wasters on this site!!!
Hope your day gets better Hun
xx"
Naming and shaming will only get you a forum block or a ban from Admin.
As annoying as this is we only have one side of the story. The guy could be dead in a ditch or sat by the bedside of a very sick kid for all we know. Chances are he bottled it, but naming and shaming isn't the answer. |
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look  "
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
How many men on here would have loved to meet you.
One tosser spoils it for a lot of other people
How has it spoilt anything for anyone else?
Nobody else was meeting her.
Nobody else's time has been impacted.
The only person who's had anything spoilt is the OP and the reputation of the no shower - but then none of us know who he is or what was planned so to a certain extent he's not affected either.
A
So no other ladies will look at this then and think to many time wasters on here I wont bother again just my thoughts"
No, I wouldn't think so.
I've read a gazillion timewaster threads and I don't think that.
I've the sense to know that the behaviour of a few doesn't indicate that of the many. I don't judge men on the actions of others. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I've had a few cancellations late on in the day we were meant to meet, but never a no show.
He maybe changed his mind, and was scared to say after getting a blow job form the social meet you had - maybe that is all he was after, or maybe that relieved the urgency for a full meet? |
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So no other ladies will look at this then and think to many time wasters on here I wont bother again just my thoughts"
You are right!
Just the mere mention of the word 'timewaster' and my sex-drive shuts down. I lose all interest in the sexual adventures I came here to enjoy and reach for the Radio Times to see what's on telly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head."
You've now caused semantic satiation of the word "jizz" for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head."
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NOWHERE DOES IT SAY IT WAS THE GUY SHE GAVE HEAD TO IN THE OP
Someone asked if it was him but the OP has not returned to the thread to confirm or deny the I'd of the no show.
Please read the full thread before you misquote or imply someone is a timewaster.
Sorry mini rant over I hate Chinese whispers lol |
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I read the OP then woke up 2 hrs later. Appears shock overcame me.
I would not have imagined a guy would do that to you....I have read your posts and would drive to you happily whistling a 'I'm gonna get rimmed today' tune as I sped down the M4.
He's an idiot and I'm guessing some lucky lad nearby has pm'd you and is there right now. I don't say this gushing LG either.  |
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"NOWHERE DOES IT SAY IT WAS THE GUY SHE GAVE HEAD TO IN THE OP
Someone asked if it was him but the OP has not returned to the thread to confirm or deny the I'd of the no show.
Please read the full thread before you misquote or imply someone is a timewaster.
Sorry mini rant over I hate Chinese whispers lol "
I like it when Keith Lemon does it |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head."
Quite possibly closer to the truth than other alternatives!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head.
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ?"
phrase is as you will it's a good point |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head.
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ?
phrase is as you will it's a good point"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head.
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ?
phrase is as you will it's a good point
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The OP DID NOT say it was the guy she sucked off at their social.......please get facts right. |
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Perhaps they re read your profile and realised they could not fulfill your demands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head."
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head.
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ?
phrase is as you will it's a good point
The OP DID NOT say it was the guy she sucked off at their social.......please get facts right. "
Drop those panties right NOW!....before your knickers get so twisted you cut off the circulation to your feet.
I do not state the OP gave head.
I give an example scenario.
In the aforementioned scenario, please feel free to replace the word 'head' with 'tugged one off', 'dry humped the sofa', 'mounted the inflatable doll names Titsy O'Hore', 'boned the ugly next door' or any other jizz relieving activity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this the man whos cock you sucked on the social meet?
So she sucked him off on a social and he didn't return for the "full package" not a good look
It's not uncommon, that after the jizz bag has been lightened, the reality of what else they may have agreed to during a hard-on fuelled conversation kicks in.
For example:
In a horny exchange of sexual talk it's easy to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into. But when the brain regains full function you may start to question if it is going to be just YOUR jizz or how much jizz has been there before you... and then start weighing up the risks... what you might be taking home... how you'll explain that to the other half... and if skipping work is really worth it, especially now you've had head.
How beautifully put ' to agree to eat your own jizz from the hot swollen gash you're gagging to ram your pork sausage into.'
Is it from Romeo and Juiliet ?
phrase is as you will it's a good point
The OP DID NOT say it was the guy she sucked off at their social.......please get facts right.
Drop those panties right NOW!....before your knickers get so twisted you cut off the circulation to your feet.
I do not state the OP gave head.
I give an example scenario.
In the aforementioned scenario, please feel free to replace the word 'head' with 'tugged one off', 'dry humped the sofa', 'mounted the inflatable doll names Titsy O'Hore', 'boned the ugly next door' or any other jizz relieving activity. "
I wasn't referring to you directly although it did include the misquote I'm on about
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Know the feeling Athena. Hope your day worked out a lot better than mine in the end! I've been waiting in Preston town centre for over two hours for a no-show. He's been asking me for two months for this social. Total cost to me inc lost wages as i'm self employed - around £150. Cost to self esteem - massive!!
Good job i know there are some lovely guys out there on fab - or i'd be tempted to jack the whole site in right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's why I pretty much gave up on meeting. There are just too many time wasters. Hugs to you guys x"
thats a shame...as previously discussed..us guys(who do meet and if I'm honest fairly consistently), have a troubled time reading things that dont reflect our time on the site.
And in the next breath I've been told I've met too many people......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
Most definitely his loss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank! "
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person 
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
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Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ? |
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over a year ago
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
you`d get another chance |
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ?"
I'm starting to wish if never suggested this now
I am proposing it will be fresh piss |
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Judging by some of the posts on this site and the likely amount of alcohol consumed to produce such ramblings, I would think a scorned fabber pissing in a petrol tank would barely hinder the performance of the car in question.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Know the feeling Athena. Hope your day worked out a lot better than mine in the end! I've been waiting in Preston town centre for over two hours for a no-show. He's been asking me for two months for this social. Total cost to me inc lost wages as i'm self employed - around £150. Cost to self esteem - massive!!
Good job i know there are some lovely guys out there on fab - or i'd be tempted to jack the whole site in right now! "
See now whilst I feel for you - I'd also wonder why a social would be prioritised over £150 in earnings?
And why you'd still be waiting two hours later?
Possibly not the best planned social?
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!
Perhaps they re read your profile and realised they could not fulfill your demands"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ?
I'm starting to wish if never suggested this now
I am proposing it will be fresh piss "
That's a shame. I'm having trouble shifting the image of you, one leg planted on the floor, the other straight up in the air, fanny docked against the filler like a spacestation!
The image of you having an emergency jug of piss in case of let downs is better though |
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"Judging by some of the posts on this site and the likely amount of alcohol consumed to produce such ramblings, I would think a scorned fabber pissing in a petrol tank would barely hinder the performance of the car in question.
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Do you think it's possible to run a car completely on an alcoholics piss then
Tell you what I'd set up a service to car drivers if you want wine laced urine. No problem, drive this way. I'll even wash your windscreen for free  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ?
I'm starting to wish if never suggested this now
I am proposing it will be fresh piss
That's a shame. I'm having trouble shifting the image of you, one leg planted on the floor, the other straight up in the air, fanny docked against the filler like a spacestation!
The image of you having an emergency jug of piss in case of let downs is better though"
This is a great idea for last minute xmas pressies.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it only me who thinks that if the OP was not a gorgeous lady this post would be full of .....
"Grow some! Personal preference, move on!"
Maybe he has been killed in an accident? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I honestly didn't know this happens to females???
I know of two women who agreed to a fmf, the guy turned up then said he had to go get them a bottle of wine from the car ........... the last they saw of him was his tail lights heading to the horizon.
Awwwww bless "
Lmfao! Must be really bad if a guy turn that down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ?
I'm starting to wish if never suggested this now
I am proposing it will be fresh piss
That's a shame. I'm having trouble shifting the image of you, one leg planted on the floor, the other straight up in the air, fanny docked against the filler like a spacestation!
The image of you having an emergency jug of piss in case of let downs is better though
This is a great idea for last minute xmas pressies. "
You mean: 2inNotts finest hand squeezed emergency revenge piss. Made by fermenting the finest Lidl Vodka and Sugar Puffs overnight, before expertly decanting into an old bottle from a distance of 10 metres. Perfect for all your car or letterbox based revenge needs.
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"Was supposed to have a day meet today, time arranged was to come to me for 10. Had no message or nothing! I booked a day off work for this and shaved my fanny so I'm not impressed!"
What a waste, you look gorgeous. His loss. |
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"Find where they live
Go round
Piss in their petrol tank.
I want to be present to see the logistics of a woman peeing in a petrol tank!
There's always one and it's usually a Scottish person
Okay:
Find where they live
Go round with a jug
Pour piss in their petrol tank.
Are we all good now
Does this jug have a lid or are you pissing on site ?
I'm starting to wish if never suggested this now
I am proposing it will be fresh piss
That's a shame. I'm having trouble shifting the image of you, one leg planted on the floor, the other straight up in the air, fanny docked against the filler like a spacestation!
The image of you having an emergency jug of piss in case of let downs is better though"
Excuse me I'm a middle aged woman. My fanny docking days are long gone sweetheart |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Whilst its shitty that you had a no show, I fail to understand why people have said its his loss as he obviously didn't think so. Never had a no show, so I guess I am lucky. Only time I have been let down is by people who have turned out to be the people I didn't think they were. Chin up lass, plenty more to choose from. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems like he turned up afterall
so all these humorous replies have been completely in vain !!
Un bloody believable  "
Not in vain. It's kept me greatly amused. |
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