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over a year ago
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"Inspired by another topic....
Make up a plausible sounding sexual fact.
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The vagina was discovered in Virginia in the 1800s"
Women with green eyes see better in the dark. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bit of skin between a woman's vagina and anus is called the fact.
Because if you are shagging her vagina and you slip out and in the anus you are in the shit and that's a fact  "
I thought that was called the Chin Rest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In females, larger nipples indicate a higher chance of obtaining access to "restricted areas" in the bedroom.
Small nipples indicate vanilla tendencies.
(Awaits backlash)... |
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"the largest human penis was over 8 foot in length,because of its vast weight and length its owner had to wheel it about in a wheelbarrow"
I remember watching the TV programme following that poor bloke in the USA who had the132 lb scrotum. Even as a female , it was painful to watch. |
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"the largest human penis was over 8 foot in length,because of its vast weight and length its owner had to wheel it about in a wheelbarrow
I remember watching the TV programme following that poor bloke in the USA who had the132 lb scrotum. Even as a female , it was painful to watch. "
Some people have a lot of baggage to carry round  |
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The furthest ejaculation by a human male is 3.124 miles.
The pilot of concorde decided to have a quick one off the wrist on a trans-atlantic flight at 1,270 mph. The total distance travelled during the vinegar strokes was 14.274 miles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The bit of skin between a woman's vagina and anus is called the fact.
Because if you are shagging her vagina and you slip out and in the anus you are in the shit and that's a fact "
I always thought it was called a snutter - cos it's snutter fanny and it's snutter arse.
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