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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its a simple thread, it may crash & burn it may glide for a while..
I'll give you lot an opening line, you fab lot add a line sit back and watch our story flow.. .
Once upon a time, on a Tuesday afternoon, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GentlemanBen's pipe was blocked with all sorts - from Wombles to a ninja to vet's arm....."
Cue.....70s porn music and a moustachioed plumber called Mario brandishing a long hard wrench
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was at this point the handle on marios plunger snapped. "
Anyone know how to get a plunger out of someone's arse without too many splinters, asked Mario innocently. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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Oh look now I'm just like that guy who tried to kill off this thread earlier ...a shit head, meanwhile back on that boat Mrs Mario had just sent her husband a text photo of her and the 2 fishermen doing |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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Well they are for me really but if you wouldnt mind. She slowly put her hand up her skirt and pulled down her own panties to reveal her smooth perfectly formed, already damp glistening pussy. Trouble is if i put these on, i may get them wet with my pussy juice... |
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