hmmm just aswell i dont drink coffee but dont ya'll fella's rush out now to overdose on coffee in hope's that you could lower your fertility as an excuse not to use condom's as you can still catch ebo-lie by having a sexual thought about a woman
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11172506/Too-much-coffee-damages-fertility-for-men.html |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"hmmm just aswell i dont drink coffee but dont ya'll fella's rush out now to overdose on coffee in hope's that you could lower your fertility as an excuse not to use condom's as you can still catch ebo-lie by having a sexual thought about a woman
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11172506/Too-much-coffee-damages-fertility-for-men.html"
I don't drink coffee - and nor do any of my 27 children |
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I don't think anything can damage my fertility, been a coffee drinker all my life, also been a goalkeeper since I was 6 years old. Had footballs blasted in my knackers from point blank range, been kicked in the knackers and had them stamped on during matches more times than I care to remember, and have no problems creating babies thankfully  |
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"hmmm just aswell i dont drink coffee but dont ya'll fella's rush out now to overdose on coffee in hope's that you could lower your fertility as an excuse not to use condom's as you can still catch ebo-lie by having a sexual thought about a woman
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/11172506/Too-much-coffee-damages-fertility-for-men.html
I don't drink coffee - and nor do any of my 27 children"
hahahaahahaha...but i bet you have your 27 children working growing coffee to support them all |
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I drink coffee like it's going to be banned tomorrow, I've spent a lot of time near high power radar and I cycle regularly. If my sperms are still swimming then I've not being doing my job right!
Which is fine as I fucking hate kids anyway. |
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"I drink coffee like it's going to be banned tomorrow, I've spent a lot of time near high power radar and I cycle regularly. If my sperms are still swimming then I've not being doing my job right!
Which is fine as I fucking hate kids anyway. "
haha try getting some nuclear waste and rubbing it on your balls twice a day and that should sort you out....side effects are that you might grow another slightly enlarged testicle or you will turn into a teenage mutant ninja turtle |
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