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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What pisses you off for the day? Just got ready and walked out of bedroom and caught belt loop on door handle, ripped handle of door and big hole in jeans now.
Now thinking what else pisses you right off I will start with a few.
1. Needing a pee when it's your one lie in a week and your really comfy but gotta get up and know when you get back you won't be as comfy!
2. The prickles container is not wide enough to get your hand in!
3. When you pull that little piece of skin away from your nail and it feels like your hand is on fire!
4. When you roll over in bed and the mattress cover comes of and feels like your lying on a massive rock.
Go on give me your funniest. |
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"What pisses you off for the day? Just got ready and walked out of bedroom and caught belt loop on door handle, ripped handle of door and big hole in jeans now.
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God I hate that, this house is full of handles just the right height to do that!
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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Forgetting something I need from upstairs when I'm already running late, having a temper tantrum because of that, then rushing up the stairs, fall up them, or any other occasion when I'm losing my temper then end up making a fool of myself or hurting myself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The prick who pulled out of a slip road at 5mph in front of me on a busy dual carriageway while I was doing 60, with no opportunity for me to use another lane forcing me into an emergency stop. Heavy rain, fuck knows how we avoided a pile up this morning.
Had enough of cunt drivers who clearly have no idea how to drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not a user of textspeak, but being a bit of a pedant I still manage to find some usages of it particularly grating.
For example, I assume LOOOOOOOL!!! Means the person is laughing out loud very loudly, yet what they write surely infers laugh out out out out out out out loud?
I should get out more. Or perhaps I should get out out out out out out out more.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who go on and on about football as if its important not just a dumb game.
Stu"
people who act as if football isnt important.must be a fan of egg chasing.the game for people who weren't good enough to play football but are too heavy handed for tiddlywinks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who go on and on about football as if its important not just a dumb game.
Stu
people who act as if football isnt important.must be a fan of egg chasing.the game for people who weren't good enough to play football but are too heavy handed for tiddlywinks. "
People who think their sport is better than everyone elses and can't pass up the chance to say so.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who go on and on about football as if its important not just a dumb game.
Stu
people who act as if football isnt important.must be a fan of egg chasing.the game for people who weren't good enough to play football but are too heavy handed for tiddlywinks.
People who think their sport is better than everyone elses and can't pass up the chance to say so. "
Football is better than other sports 
I love it, hubby loves it, the kids love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putting my washing out on what should be a nice day (not today obviously) and then it decides to piss down when you are almost home, but by the time you get in the garden to bring it in, its soaked!  |
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Out on the bicycle about to enjoy your favourite bit of road, only to have a car on it. So inconsiderate of them.
Inanimate objects not doing what you want them to do, like putting something down only for it to fall over. Like a motorbike of a side stand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"must have big belt loops these days, or very narrow doorways that force you to walk too close to the door"
Hands full and tried to squeeze past the door rather than opening it. (nice profile by the way) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles not prickles.
Small hands here, can get right to the bottom 
Bloody show off! "
Just let me know if you need me to come and release your pringles for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pringles not prickles.
Small hands here, can get right to the bottom
Bloody show off!
Just let me know if you need me to come and release your pringles for you "
Once you pop you can't stop so the advert says. So if you want to pop my pringles I will sure let you. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pringles not prickles.
Small hands here, can get right to the bottom
Bloody show off!
Just let me know if you need me to come and release your pringles for you
Once you pop you can't stop so the advert says. So if you want to pop my pringles I will sure let you. X"
I do have trouble stopping once I start  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laddering a brand new pair of holdups the first time of wearing them "
That, and realising the suspender belt isn't on quite right and have to start again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here... When people do not read my profile and ask me stupid questions like.. Have you ever been to a club?
Im my life... People who use my kind nature to their advantage.. But I'll keep doing it because that's who i am... It pisses me off when Im taken for granted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The prick who pulled out of a slip road at 5mph in front of me on a busy dual carriageway while I was doing 60, with no opportunity for me to use another lane forcing me into an emergency stop. Heavy rain, fuck knows how we avoided a pile up this morning.
Had enough of cunt drivers who clearly have no idea how to drive"
I hate idiot drives god dam numb nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I think to myself Ohhhhhhhh I need to get / do something
Then 30 seconds later I can't think for the life of me what is was I was supposed to be doing.
Grrrrrr
Walking into a spiders Web
Making runny scrambled egg's
Earwax
Putting recycling bin out instead of normal one when it's really warm so the bin then festers and stinks for another two weeks.
Walking in dogshit.
Farting during sex oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When ya get to work and find that a particular tool ya need is not in the van but actually at home in the shed because ya used it to do some DIY a couple of weeks ago "
Or its buried under a pile of Crap and you have to empty half the van to find it
Or your battery runs out at the worst possible moment |
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"When people are uneccecerily rude to people who work in contact centres.
Do people forget we can see they're address and other sensitive information 
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I could tell some stories about centres haha. No one has visited a customers house but email address into survey/spam sites. Amongst outher things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What pisses you off for the day? Just got ready and walked out of bedroom and caught belt loop on door handle, ripped handle of door and big hole in jeans now.
Now thinking what else pisses you right off I will start with a few.
1. Needing a pee when it's your one lie in a week and your really comfy but gotta get up and know when you get back you won't be as comfy!
2. The prickles container is not wide enough to get your hand in!
3. When you pull that little piece of skin away from your nail and it feels like your hand is on fire!
4. When you roll over in bed and the mattress cover comes of and feels like your lying on a massive rock.
Go on give me your funniest. "
People who cough in my face.
Standing on a slug.
Stepping in dog shit.
Tucking my dress into my tights and walking about oblivious for aaaaages.
Leaving a sweaty bottom print on a vinyl/leather seat.
Walking into things.
Stepping in cat shit.
Holding the door for someone,then 4 or 5 people walk through and ignore me.
Catching my hair (on my head) in zips.
Getting the runs on Hampstead Heath. (Think Bridesmaids) funny now I can look back on it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading a girl's profile who seems just perfect only to find I cannot message her because I'm one year older than her maximum preferred age "
 Tis a shame when that happens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laddering a brand new pair of holdups the first time of wearing them
That, and realising the suspender belt isn't on quite right and have to start again"
And the popper things popping open as you bend over to do another up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going into the supermarket for something I need realise I need some other stuff then get home and realise I've forgotten to buy what I went in there for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a lot that pisses me off, but the mains ones are
People who whistle, for some reason it really bugs me.
People who hum, again for some reason it bugs me.
Hypocrites, i.e people who moan at others for something they do, then proceed to do what they moaned at the person themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And this really pisses me off. Only a small thing but has major consequences!
When you have put loads of stuff in the proper into your ring binder and when you close it the metal prongs don't line up properly! Then when you go to put it back on the shelf it all tumbles out! Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who go on and on about football as if its important not just a dumb game.
Stu
people who act as if football isnt important.must be a fan of egg chasing.the game for people who weren't good enough to play football but are too heavy handed for tiddlywinks. "
Or have enough brain cells to realise chasing a ball around a field is what dogs do. Woof woof!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poppers on lace bodies..
Found a perfect one for a crossover back dress... Every tome I sat down it popped!
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Sew it together so it's a one piece like a swimming costume. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it. "
Lick it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it. "
save the can to stand it in or use a saucer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it.
Lick it."
Fuck that, it's lukewarm halfway through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it.
save the can to stand it in or use a saucer "
But I use the heating to rinse it out and put it in the recycling bin...I'm efficient! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it.
save the can to stand it in or use a saucer
But I use the heating to rinse it out and put it in the recycling bin...I'm efficient! "
totally lost now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"LOADS of things. I'm a right narky bastard. Right now, it's heating soup in the microwave. When you stir halfway through you have nowhere to put the soupy spoon so you have to put it on the worktop and get soup on it.
save the can to stand it in or use a saucer
But I use the heating to rinse it out and put it in the recycling bin...I'm efficient!
totally lost now "
I meant the heating time. I'm also a bit tipsy. I'll shut up now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The prick who pulled out of a slip road at 5mph in front of me on a busy dual carriageway while I was doing 60, with no opportunity for me to use another lane forcing me into an emergency stop. Heavy rain, fuck knows how we avoided a pile up this morning.
Had enough of cunt drivers who clearly have no idea how to drive"
Ok I've had it!!! For fuck sake you just used THE most sacred word on this planet. Stop it ok and only use in wrt sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laddering a brand new pair of holdups the first time of wearing them
That, and realising the suspender belt isn't on quite right and have to start again"
After you've busted a gut on aligning them up before you put them on...put them on realising they're all wonky and trying to do the pretzel and almost pulling muscles in the strangest of places while your adrenalin has shot overboard as you realize there's 15 minutes till your FB arrives...and you're getting more n more sweaty and you realize you're horribly out if practise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What really grinds my gears.. People who pull over to ask for directions!!!! Why go on a road trip without using the AA route planner or a fucking road map?
So, I do what I'm sure a lot of other people do.. Send them the wrong way!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God theres so many
Charity dingles ability to survive death and prison like a female oscar pistorius and my i phone 5 predictive text yesterday when it decided to tell my mum i wanted a nice new cock instead of clock for xmas.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The prick who pulled out of a slip road at 5mph in front of me on a busy dual carriageway while I was doing 60, with no opportunity for me to use another lane forcing me into an emergency stop. Heavy rain, fuck knows how we avoided a pile up this morning.
Had enough of cunt drivers who clearly have no idea how to drive
Ok I've had it!!! For fuck sake you just used THE most sacred word on this planet. Stop it ok and only use in wrt sex "
No, I'm afraid I can't stop using this word to describe certain people, but what I CAN do, is spell it tnuc from now on. Had enough of tnuc drivers who clearly have no idea how to drive |
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