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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Due to my user name I seem to get a few poems
Recent one
Roses are red
Violets are too
Her sweet little arse
After being used by two xx
Do you receive messages based on your user name. ?
Or even a poem
From
Bored in Peterborough xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, had one dude write me a poem, or copied n pasted it from the net.. Actually had me running for the sick bucket cos it was something that belonged in mills n boon! |
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I love to be poetic I really do,
It's an interesting post I say to you,
But the best is really yet to see,
Stop awhile and come chat with me.
Then again you are so far away,
Violet is blue have a great day.
Cheesy I know but hey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh come to me, you sumptous treasure
I'll shower you with earthly pleasure
I'll make you sigh, i'll make you moan
So Paula, don't be all alone!
( Actually i made that up myself - i usually just get 'fancy a fuck' or 'hows your day been?' - hence I spend my time on the forums instead!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a man and his duck,
Who drove around all day in a truck,
The dude would get bored and go looking for toads,
And the duck would scream "what the spanish fandango is going on here?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to my user name I seem to get a few poems
Recent one
Roses are red
Violets are too
Her sweet little arse
After being used by two xx
Do you receive messages based on your user name. ?
Or even a poem
From
Bored in Peterborough xx "
Recipe idea (from another thread)
Feel free to add your own ingredients...
piss of will ye
eye of a deviant
a sweaty thigh boot,(the vessel)
an essential ingredient!
throw in a clothes peg used on a nipple
stir it up and down this odd tipple.
All the while repeating..no more time wasters...no more time wasters.
*no guarantee this will work*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?
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Ok hun!
Oh Tina- your boobs are devine
I yearn to make you mine
so if i stick in mi dickie
will ya give it a quickie
And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!
 xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When steve writes a poem
You'd better run for the hills
Cos when he really gets goin'
They never finish properly
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There once was a guy called Steve,
His arse was like a wizards sleeve,
Every now and then,
He rode on the cock of Ben,
And he lived happily ever after
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?
Ok hun!
Oh Tina- your boobs are devine
I yearn to make you mine
so if i stick in mi dickie
will ya give it a quickie
And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!
xx"
Aww thanks, that makes a nice change  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?
Ok hun!
Oh Tina- your boobs are devine
I yearn to make you mine
so if i stick in mi dickie
will ya give it a quickie
And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!
xx
Aww thanks, that makes a nice change "
Romance in it's purest form! |
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id rather mooch on fab
than sit around watching telly
and imagine kissing or fucking
the lovely kissing kelly
or go down to the shops
getting vodka with cheeky chops
or maybe take a tour with the lovely l'amour
dont worry ive not missed you
gorgeous violet is blue
i could get choosy and pernickety
and spend some time with lovely lickety
or get up to some high jinx
with naughty minxie minx
i ought to beg your pardon
i left out lady garden
the wonderful friendly folk
that are mr and mrs polk
yes i log on keeping tabs
on the fascinating people on fabs |
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They both made me smile.
In retrospect I wish I'd taken the poem more seriously. At the time I took it as a joke.
