"It's a mess in here!
Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.
I'll be back. Better be done. "
I was going to do some tidying in a bit...just going to have a bit of a sleep, wait for the cold and flu meds to kick in and then I will be back in shape  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"It's a mess in here!
Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.
I'll be back. Better be done. "
You need to set tasks using SMART criteria, Granny.
This fails on at least 2 counts.
It's therefore your fault that we will fail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok ill get in but if granny comes
ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx
Those are his bollocks dear"
oops i wonderd why they were so small lol
sprite hide grannys bck lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a mess in here!
Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.
I'll be back. Better be done.
You need to set tasks using SMART criteria, Granny.
This fails on at least 2 counts.
It's therefore your fault that we will fail."
S = A funny OR Insightful post and replies.
M = Amuses or Interests ME!
A = C'mon you KNOW you can
R = C'mon you KNOW it is.
T = I'll be back at 12 noon.
And .....
ARSE Always Realise Senior's Expectations.
You can now be a SMART ARSE..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok ill get in but if granny comes
ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx
Those are his bollocks dear
oops i wonderd why they were so small lol
sprite hide grannys bck lol "
Oi i am here ya know xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a mess in here!
Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.
I'll be back. Better be done.
Do it yourself you silly old bat"
There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"It's a mess in here!
Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.
I'll be back. Better be done.
Do it yourself you silly old bat
There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.
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you been in our bathroom?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag."
Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.
I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag."
Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ? |
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I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx "
Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ? |
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I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx
Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?"
nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit  |
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I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx
Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?
nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit "
Oooh glad ya said that i thought id gone deaf xx  |
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I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx
Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?
nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit
Oooh glad ya said that i thought id gone deaf xx "
clean the bubbles out of ya ears then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sprite hide grannys bck lol
well you best hide behind me as its not going to work otherwise !
mmm...do you think we got away with it?"
its it ok 2 come out now from behide sprite xx |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"its it ok 2 come out now from behide sprite xx"
Probably...but why would you want to?
You could have a good hour nibbling her neck...possibly while reaching around to her jubblies....
....to hang your coat...  |
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There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.
I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ?"
I don't recognise the username... is it one of your regulars? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.
I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.
Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ?
I don't recognise the username... is it one of your regulars?"
All of his users are regular.... |
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