FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Worst thing about being single?

Worst thing about being single?

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Changing the duvet cover.....you need more arms than an Indian Goddess to do it Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

If only it was that easy for me....gonna have to youtube it haha

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're doing it all wrong. Don't think those collar and cuffs help either.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

i used to live on takeaways when single as i couldnt be bothered cooking for just me ...really love cooking together now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're doing it all wrong. Don't think those collar and cuffs help either.

hahahaha. But I thought this was the correct attire for household chores

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these. "

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoveling the snow from the drive - takes me hours !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Having someone to snuggle with under the clean duvet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've found my confidence has dropped:/

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Not got anyone to blaim for things...well except lodger.

So nothing at all then

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if a murder try breaks into my house, theres only me to fight back, 2 is stronger than 1. Right wheres the best things about being single thread now?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No-one to get that annoying itch in the middle of my shoulder-blades!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss the warm body in bed in middle of night...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Cuddles and regular sex

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Not being woken up by a warm prod while spooning

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even if you're not single...is changing the duvet cover usually a team effort?

I've had to perfect my technique alone!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Ermmmm, ermmmmmm, can I get back to you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No-one to snuggle with in bed

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

awwww !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good"

Ooh. Having to explain to your relatives why you're single and why it's okay. That's the worst.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles and regular sex

This, and hugs when you've had a shit day

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone loves the random ride, but falling asleep next to someone had its own advantages too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I love cooking for people. I also love going to the cinema and going on hols. All pastimes that could do with a plus one to chat over things with.

Oh well, the benefits outweigh the downsides by a considerable amount.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

Ooh. Having to explain to your relatives why you're single and why it's okay. That's the worst. "

I get that, "Met anyone nice yet?" me: "no I'm quite happy on my own now"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good"

I would agree with this

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuddles and regular sex

That doesn't happen all the time even if you're not single!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"awwww ! "

It's true Hun but gotta look forward eh x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *exycleanerWoman over a year ago

pontefract

"Cuddles and regular sex

This, and hugs when you've had a shit day"
this goes for me too and as the silly season is fast approaching

dislike that as im on my own

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even if you're not single...is changing the duvet cover usually a team effort?

I've had to perfect my technique alone!"

my thoughts exactly!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calluses!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

I would agree with this

Can I also add holidays abroad (or lack of as not confident enough to go on my own) And some tasks around the house, like changing bloody halogen bulbs!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *aura001Woman over a year ago

poole

Nobody to spoon me and bin bag day

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

I would agree with this

Can I also add holidays abroad (or lack of as not confident enough to go on my own) And some tasks around the house, like changing bloody halogen bulbs!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Keeping yourself fed.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *exycleanerWoman over a year ago

pontefract

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

I would agree with this

Can I also add holidays abroad (or lack of as not confident enough to go on my own) And some tasks around the house, like changing bloody halogen bulbs!

"
ive been on hols abroad twice but have some halogen lights in my bathroom and cant change those so will have to ring my letting agents tomorrow

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *exycleanerWoman over a year ago

pontefract

"Keeping yourself fed. "

i can just about manage that but i dont eat takeaways or ready meals try and make a proper meal x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Having someone to snuggle with under the clean duvet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cuddles and regular sex

That doesn't happen all the time even if you're not single!! "

It does for me...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Kgirl80Woman over a year ago

South Coast

Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shopping for one

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of anything. Why can't I think of anything??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Changing the duvet cover.....you need more arms than an Indian Goddess to do it Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh"

It's easy!

There's no down side to being single, even if you use a duvet.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *D40Couple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Invasions of big hairy buggars! Nobody likes spiders......

That's probably why i like being a none single now

Mrs WD40

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was first single I suddenly noticed friends who are in couples don't invite you round for dinner like they did when you were part of a couple.

I've got used to that now though and meet up as girl friends for dinner out! So problem solved.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities... "

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities... "

I humbly volunteer my services

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Finally.....eventually done it

Some good suggestions on here though

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laying on the couch together surrounded by wine and nibbles watching a film . Aww gone and made meself all sad now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol "

I've never had a problem going to event on my own - especially family - as there's always someone to talk to. No big deal. And my family know me well enough. They know I plough my own furrow and dance to my own tune.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol

We both get invited to family parties together now. Probably because we live together but her friends invite me out with them and mine invite my daughters out too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laying on the couch together surrounded by wine and nibbles watching a film . Aww gone and made meself all sad now

Don't be sad . Shall we come on the fab bus with haribo's and scrumpy !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I find it odd that friends are suddenly wary of their husband spending even a millisecond in a room alone with me a bit sad.

Trust me love, I wouldn't touch your sloppy seconds, and all you ever do is moan what a useless bar-steward he is, and shit in bed, so why would I want that?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Kgirl80Woman over a year ago

South Coast

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol "

I think that's lovely

I don't mind at all at family affairs, there are plenty of us and it's not 'couply' if that makes sense?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol "
Should,nt be sad you have one Another should be always good times to Remember with a loved one.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avebi48Man over a year ago

Lordswood

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

Slightly different technique: I tend to lay the cover out on the bed open end at the edge of the bed, duvet on floor, grab a corner and feed it up to the top corner in the cover, repeat for other side, slide the sides down to the end, grab both end corners duvet and cover, shake and you're done, might even land just right on the bed so nothing more to do

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not having a 'plus one' for events and activities...

My daughter is mine and I am hers. Sad really lol

I think that's lovely

I don't mind at all at family affairs, there are plenty of us and it's not 'couply' if that makes sense?! "

I have a large family. My own family,in laws and family friends and not everyone invited is in a relationship

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

This is my exact technique, but still one of my favourite singleton jobs

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

This is my exact technique, but still one of my favourite singleton jobs "

I put the duvet into the two corners of the cover, hold the corners and then stand on top of the bed. Shake it until it fills all the cover. Job done !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laying on the couch together surrounded by wine and nibbles watching a film . Aww gone and made meself all sad now

Don't be sad . Shall we come on the fab bus with haribo's and scrumpy !

"
awww that would be lovely . Can't beat a bit of rumpy Oh wait !! You said scrumpy sorry

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Normally I'd really struggle to think but having spent the weekend fighting a bad cold, coulda done with someone picking up slack on housework. Also my gbf/theatre buddy has a new job v long hours so I need someone to replace him esp in run up to Xmas as the daughter draws the line at opera and ballet.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

Snuggling up with someone. Feeling that emotional connection.

I just generally miss the adult conversation and someone to think I am special x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just someone who makes you feel all fuzzy warm and nice when cwtched up xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to orgaanise myself.Women are very good planners/organisers.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Having someone to scrub your back. A loofah on a stick just doesn't do it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Changing the duvet cover.....you need more arms than an Indian Goddess to do it Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh"

When I was with ma ex she used to turn it inside out and slip it over her head. "Let's play ghosts" is and forever will be a euphemism such an activity

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm. I would love a man to wash and wax my car (trade for ironing) but very happy being single x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting the rubbish out and then the bin on a Monday.. God it pisses me off!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime "

Or bash round the edge of the lid with a rolling pin

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having no.one to tell you its going to be ok.. or saying see you later and meaning it..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laying on the couch together surrounded by wine and nibbles watching a film . Aww gone and made meself all sad now

Don't be sad . Shall we come on the fab bus with haribo's and scrumpy !

Hang on there's a fab bus? Why did no one tell me? I had to get the train yesterday!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Mmmmm. I would love a man to wash and wax my car (trade for ironing) but very happy being single x"

If you had been in as I went past...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

Try doing that with a super king sized one! I almost split myself in half eeeek.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought of something

Having no one to cower under in a thunderstorm. I tried the cat but she's not big enough

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Running ur own hot bubble bath, light a few candles n pouring ur own glass of wine is not quite the same

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having noone to cuddle upto on a cold gloomy night, to talk to after a shit day at work.... regular sex be nice too x oh and a bit of romance

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

This thread is depressing me now lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're doing it all wrong. Don't think those collar and cuffs help either.

hahahaha. But I thought this was the correct attire for household chores

Not when you're single.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime

Or bash round the edge of the lid with a rolling pin

Just hit the edge of the lid on the floor. It breaks the seal and makes it easier to get off

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not having someone to go on dates with

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime

Or bash round the edge of the lid with a rolling pin

Just hit the edge of the lid on the floor. It breaks the seal and makes it easier to get off "

I use the side board but I didn't want to appear uncouth!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Not having someone else to blame when it is clearly my fault at messing something up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Running ur own hot bubble bath, light a few candles n pouring ur own glass of wine is not quite the same

But there is noone banging on the door to come use the loo, or as one of my friends hubbies does to her - sit and have a shit while she is in the bath!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're doing it all wrong. Don't think those collar and cuffs help either.

hahahaha. But I thought this was the correct attire for household chores

Not when you're single.

But a friend always insists I wear them.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *allen MadonnaWoman over a year ago

In my own little world

I've been asked twice by my family at weddings if I'm a lesbian

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been asked twice by my family at weddings if I'm a lesbian

my most common asked question is ....haven't you found anyone yet? I must get asked that several times a week

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spooning yer pillow does not seem the same

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I've been asked twice by my family at weddings if I'm a lesbian

my most common asked question is ....haven't you found anyone yet? I must get asked that several times a week

I get sick of that question... I tell them I know exactly where he is - in the woods where I buried him for pissing me off... that soon shuts them up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd"

I feel exactly the same!! It kinda worries me a bit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uperGuy68Man over a year ago

Southampton

Christmas shopping on your own, seeing all the couples out shopping together.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been asked twice by my family at weddings if I'm a lesbian

my most common asked question is ....haven't you found anyone yet? I must get asked that several times a week

I get sick of that question... I tell them I know exactly where he is - in the woods where I buried him for pissing me off... that soon shuts them up

i think some have a need to be with someone,I known people who when they split up they are actively looking for someone else and within weeks have a new partner, some just can't be alone and find it difficult to comprehend not all of us feel like that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime "

Or buy a special jar opener and if that fails, stand the jar on the ground then tap the lid with a hammer

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pice of life 79Man over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

I usually get inside it and do it that way lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rishmochaMan over a year ago

Herts

[Removed by poster at 19/10/14 22:17:50]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pice of life 79Man over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"i used to live on takeaways when single as i couldnt be bothered cooking for just me ...really love cooking together now

I try and cook for one it's depressing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rishmochaMan over a year ago

Herts

"Cuddles and regular sex

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Love being alone. Well alone of sorts. I have a lodger who pays me to keep me company and that will soon be 2 lodgers.

Plus I do see an occasional female friend...just to keep my hand in of course

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Love being alone. Well alone of sorts. I have a lodger who pays me to keep me company and that will soon be 2 lodgers.

Plus I do see an occasional female friend...just to keep my hand in of course

Your lodgers are multiplying?

Signed: the one of a different species.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

I feel exactly the same!! It kinda worries me a bit

Me too. Not sure I know how to now.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's easy turn cover inside out find stick hands in find corners , find corners of quilt and shake. Done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

I don't miss the dishonesty and bad sex. I don't do immature spineless men like my ex. Guess that's why I became a strong minded assertive lady. I had to be. I don't take crap from anyone now.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pice of life 79Man over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"Not having someone to go on dates with"

Yes I miss this miss the couples scenario

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one to bring you breakfast in bed

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd"

Does 2 years count?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"No one to bring you breakfast in bed

I do it for the lady. I am an early riser anyway

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've been asked twice by my family at weddings if I'm a lesbian

my most common asked question is ....haven't you found anyone yet? I must get asked that several times a week

I get sick of that question... I tell them I know exactly where he is - in the woods where I buried him for pissing me off... that soon shuts them up

I've been single 4 years I do feel at times I'm collecting dust and that I'm just destined to be single the rest of my life lol sad really as I do actually make a lovely girlfriend lol.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"No one to bring you breakfast in bed

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DIY I am totally shocking at it everything is crooked and wobbles.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x"

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Does 2 years count?!"

Yes.

I have been single for the last 8 out of 9 years now.

That tells me there is no hope for me now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Does 2 years count?!

Yes.

I have been single for the last 8 out of 9 years now.

That tells me there is no hope for me now

No hope for me either!! Looks like I'll be donating my eggs coz I certainly won't be needing them!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

You say that now lol xxx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avebi48Man over a year ago

Lordswood

"Tight lids on jars etc. although I've found that nut crackers are useful for these.

I can help with that......try running the edge/underside of the lid under hot water....works everytime

Or bash round the edge of the lid with a rolling pin

Just hit the edge of the lid on the floor. It breaks the seal and makes it easier to get off "

safer to use a butter knife or spoon under the edge of the lid and ease it outward slowly till you hear a pop, job done

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going alone to formal occasions; weddings etc....

Though sometimes it can be quite good

Ooh. Having to explain to your relatives why you're single and why it's okay. That's the worst.

I get that, "Met anyone nice yet?" me: "no I'm quite happy on my own now""

My response is usually oh yes loads but their wives asked for them back...lol live to see their reactions to that lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Does 2 years count?!

Yes.

I have been single for the last 8 out of 9 years now.

That tells me there is no hope for me now

No hope for me either!! Looks like I'll be donating my eggs coz I certainly won't be needing them!"

You are 22 years of age you have the whole world in front of you...oh to be 22 again.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/10/14 23:05:31]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

What's the matter with Liverpool? x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont attend weddings anymore as fed up with the "dont you want to be next??? " comments...when you're not single they just dont ask lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Does 2 years count?!

Yes.

I have been single for the last 8 out of 9 years now.

That tells me there is no hope for me now

No hope for me either!! Looks like I'll be donating my eggs coz I certainly won't be needing them!

You are 22 years of age you have the whole world in front of you...oh to be 22 again. "

22 was a good year.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I miss having someone to cut the grass - I fucking hate cutting the grass

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

Rejection on a singletons thread.

Talk about twisting the knife on the poor lad!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

What's the matter with Liverpool? x"

Dave lives there

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have always been single and prefer it, so not sure what I miss, gues someone that cleans my flat lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is makin' me ever so slightly sad.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"This thread is makin' me ever so slightly sad."

Here have a cuddle

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have always been single and prefer it, so not sure what I miss, gues someone that cleans my flat lol

I think you're missing, your mum.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is makin' me ever so slightly sad.

Here have a cuddle

Thanks!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *avindaWoman over a year ago

North Wales

"Cuddles and regular sex

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Almost 29 years footloose and free for me. I can't think of anything right now but when I do I'll let you know.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Move to Liverpool miss cc and I'll wife you up x

Lol wife me up lol you nutter...

Romance is alive and kicking it would seem!

I ain't moving to liverpool so he is on his own

What's the matter with Liverpool? x

Dave lives there

She loves me really

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have always been single and prefer it, so not sure what I miss, gues someone that cleans my flat lol

I think you're missing, your mum."
Yes I do abit, but I see them every weekend usually

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I miss having someone to cut the grass - I fucking hate cutting the grass

That's what gardeners are for

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nobody to cuddle up on the couch with.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

getting cramp in your good arm ?

him

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont attend weddings anymore as fed up with the "dont you want to be next??? " comments...when you're not single they just dont ask lol"

I'm not sure if that would put me off a rare opportunity to partake in some dad dancing!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I miss having someone to cut the grass - I fucking hate cutting the grass

That's what gardeners are for

Yup!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to pay twice as much for a decent holiday,single rate supplement sucks.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to carry/move everything myself

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

at least you can moan at yourself for not bending with the knees

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been single that long I'm used to it now sharing my life with someone would feel odd

Does 2 years count?!

Yes.

I have been single for the last 8 out of 9 years now.

That tells me there is no hope for me now

No hope for me either!! Looks like I'll be donating my eggs coz I certainly won't be needing them!

You are 22 years of age you have the whole world in front of you...oh to be 22 again. "

I cba investing my time, energy etc into someone who's gonna fuck it, so i shall stay single!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

want a steak?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having no one to cuddle at night

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Your to far away for me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

want a steak?

Beats the sausage

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Your to far away for me

Mega bus is your friend

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Changing the duvet cover.....you need more arms than an Indian Goddess to do it Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh"

When Shaz changes them she does them in seconds, when I do it, I end up having to climb inside to line the corners up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Your to far away for me

Mega bus is your friend

Dining out do much better no washing up and I'll even come to you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Your to far away for me

Mega bus is your friend

Dining out do much better no washing up and I'll even come to you

Taxi for sinderella

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't miss the dishonesty and bad sex. I don't do immature spineless men like my ex. Guess that's why I became a strong minded assertive lady. I had to be. I don't take crap from anyone now. "

My ex now lives down your way so I agree you should be wary. Wondering if mine n your exes in same area of work? Wear a blue uniform?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Having to pay twice as much for a decent holiday,single rate supplement sucks."

This too - even when taking my supposedly 'free' daughter wtf?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"147 posts and not one offer of sausage n chips

Your to far away for me

Mega bus is your friend

Dining out do much better no washing up and I'll even come to you

Taxi for sinderella

Wasn't aware Sinders had a taxi. Thought it was horses x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Having to wait when you want a hug.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having to wait when you want a hug.

I get the most important ones every other weekend

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

But honey, apparently we need them six times a day to stay healthy!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *coutin4girlzMan over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

Really miss not having my babe n holding her head under the duvet when I do a ripper...priceless em moments lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ambslass48Woman over a year ago

Peterborough

Having someone there when your battling cancer and support you

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're doing it all wrong. Don't think those collar and cuffs help either.

hahahaha. But I thought this was the correct attire for household chores

it is in my house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

Sniffing a girlfriends knickers while she is not there.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Changing the duvet cover.....you need more arms than an Indian Goddess to do it Aaaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh"

share your pain lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having someone there when your battling cancer and support you"

puts all the other comments into context x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On balance i'm a darned sight happier now than I was in both my relationships - but then they treated me like shit. I think many of us miss the IDEAL of a great relationship. Someone to talk with, laugh with, cuddle up with, share with, be still with, and have mind-blowing sex with! Only for someone wonderful would I give up my singledom. And he'd have to be ok with my farting and snoring!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to do alllll your own house work

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having someone there when your battling cancer and support you"

I've met some amazing friends on here sweetheart - I hope you have too - and have people who care around you. Big hugs love. Xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On balance i'm a darned sight happier now than I was in both my relationships - but then they treated me like shit. I think many of us miss the IDEAL of a great relationship. Someone to talk with, laugh with, cuddle up with, share with, be still with, and have mind-blowing sex with! Only for someone wonderful would I give up my singledom. And he'd have to be ok with my farting and snoring!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant think of a negative. I enjoyed single life

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice butt to cuddle up first thing in cold morning, and the simplest thing of holding hands when you walk down the street.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nice butt to cuddle up first thing in cold morning, and the simplest thing of holding hands when you walk down the street.

I meant not having these sucks.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)