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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have any other gents experience the phenomenon of shycock?
It happens when you're stood at a urinal, busting for a piss and then some bloke goes to the next one along. It's that feeling of not being able to go either because he's a bit too close or taking rather too much interest.
Happens a lot to me at football grounds at half time - the bog facilities are usually totally inadequate and you're standing there five deep.
My most notable experience of it was at a work conference in London. I was getting down to it at the urinal when Michael Buerk turned up at the next one along. I got such a shock it stopped me in mid-flow. So I was stood there like a donut straining away. He'd been and gone by the time I was able to resume. IDNSHC by the way.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont have that problem us ladies get the more dignified way of a locking door! mind u i snigger if the person besides me pees loudly or farts! x  "
Hahaha so do I and then wait around washing my hands to see who it was that farted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OMG I'm not the only one! I'm so happy!!
Another reason why I use the cubicle a lot is that some urinals are terrible for splashback. It's particularly bad with the shallow one which are often set at the wrong height.
What you want is a nice deep one with a high lip, like the waterless one in Maccy D's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My most notable experience of it was at a work conference in London. I was getting down to it at the urinal when Michael Buerk turned up at the next one along. I got such a shock it stopped me in mid-flow. So I was stood there like a donut straining away. He'd been and gone by the time I was able to resume. IDNSHC by the way.... "
Who is Michael Buerk??
And what does IDNSHC mean?
Can I get an interpreter paid for by the govt please as I ain't got a scooby wot he just said!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont have that problem us ladies get the more dignified way of a locking door! mind u i snigger if the person besides me pees loudly or farts! x
Hahaha so do I and then wait around washing my hands to see who it was that farted "
me too then give them the small knowing smile!!! x |
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"IDNSHC - I did not see his cock / her c**t
Veteran newsreader Michael Buerk?
I might have a funny accent but I don't write swahili! ;o)"
i would never have guessed that!!! lol
i dont getthis whole issue with going to the toilet - loads of people at work say they cant use the toilets anywhere but at their house
god knows what happens when they go on holiday lol
i have no issue with going to the toilet - if i got to go i got to go! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I suffer from the female version of this
I can't go if I know someone is outside waiting and really have to concentrate hard to make myself go"
This gives me a really evil idea that I will definitely absolutely not put into practice next month. |
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