I was a virgin before fab.
If it's the no of thrusts per cumming, I hear there's some managing 2 on a good day but re_iews stating this don't usually get put up.
Otherwise I'm not fluent in most languages so a clear English repost may help. |
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"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat 
and then it's time for a cup of tea."
I knew you were the romantic type 
crystal |
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"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat
and then it's time for a cup of tea.
I knew you were the romantic type
crystal"
I do try my very best   |
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"I like to count from kelvin to zero, then I can cum
Dude you're from Cambridge!!?? I thought you're all intellects there!  "
Yeah, I meant from absolute zero to zero ... I only sweep the floor at costa, give me a break |
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"Think i know this one! Is it this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI"
PMSL!!!!!
That is the funniest thing i have seen all week!!! Thank you sooo much!!!!!   |
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30 
Don't you just love an optimist Yes as 3 aint hard to get "
What a charmer eh??
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30
Don't you just love an optimist Yes as 3 aint hard to get
What a charmer eh??
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Thanks and we do lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?
I did WTF when I read the question... do we have any ideas yet? "
Well 8 plus 1 gives you 9 so that leads you straight back to square 1
Think the jury is still out on this one but there's 12 of them. So hopefully we'll be getting a decision soonish
Fingers crossed!!! |
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"Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?
I did, I'm very good at my times table and even have a badge to prove it. Did you know that the sum most often answered incorrectly is 8 x 7?"
Have you seen the Abbot & Costello clip where they are doing a maths question, Lou proves that 3 x 7 = 28, its soooo good |
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"Think i know this one! Is it this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI"
Cheered me up watching this !! Thankyou !
Reverting back to op --- wtf does he mean??? |
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"Confused is this a question of how many partners before joining the site or how many during site membership .... "
Neither I don't think....it's about how many strokes before shoot for goal
Oh and keep the rug  |
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"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat
and then it's time for a cup of tea."
Me too, but shhh, don't tell anyone |
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30
shag if you were any good wouldn't they verify you?"
Cos I didn't meet them from here you know x |
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"I really hope this thread doesn't pop into my head next time I'm having sex. I don't want to be counting in my head "
In 1 out, in 2 out, in 3 out, in 4 out
Urrrgghh, ahhhhhh, and I'm spent |
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"I really hope this thread doesn't pop into my head next time I'm having sex. I don't want to be counting in my head
In 1 out, in 2 out, in 3 out, in 4 out
Urrrgghh, ahhhhhh, and I'm spent "
1005,1006,1007..For god sake hurry up will you!!  |
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30
Don't you just love an optimist Yes as 3 aint hard to get "
Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV. |
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30
Don't you just love an optimist Yes as 3 aint hard to get
Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV."
Yes it would, they would be well impressed lol. |
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"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30
Don't you just love an optimist Yes as 3 aint hard to get
Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV.Yes it would, they would be well impressed lol."
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Ok
Hairy Pi arsed squared x number of participants in a gangbang
Time on fab + size of TV remote divided by fabbed pic's = your fuck count
God you lot are so stupid don't you know anything |
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"What your fuck count before you come!..."
What your fuck count before you come.
What your fuck count,
What your fuck count,
what your fuck count before you come.
(2nd verse)
Click browse porn site before you come...
Etc etc |
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thats from start to finsh inc any foreplay I can be arsed with.
Scratches head ....where's this going 
