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Wouldn't want to be the dog in the morning!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Something tells me the woofer might regret what she's just done later!
Popped the garlic bread in the oven and left the pizza (extra hot chilli beef!) on top whilst we nipped out to feed the fish.
Came back in two minutes later.
Half of it gone.
The dog is now full of chillis and spicy beef.
Hopefully she'll learn the lesson not to snaffle other peoples food.
Guess it's just garlic bread, warm chocolate donuts and Haagen Dazs for me then tonight!
Anyone else's pets enjoy treats other than pet food?
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I don't wish to worry you, but my friends lab nicked a pizza and ended up with a bowel obstruction.....so a doze of the scoot will be a welcome site"
It was all of the toppings. She'd had a nibble on the dough and obviously decided that wasn't for her.
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
A friend's dog ate a box of chocolates. The other dog, older and wiser, had hidden the box and we only worked out what had happened when we decided to have a chocolate.
An hour later we were still worried having worked out how many were left in the box and how long the toxic chocolate had been in her system. She was fine but I don't think she learnt any lessons at all.
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha "
Chilli sauce?  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes.
Like us, the dog is a devotee of cake.
And toast.
He loves toast.
And rich tea biscuits
And pizza
And bacon butties
And pasta bolognese
And omelettes
And doritos
And ice cream
And porridge
And milk that cereals have been in
Won't touch dog food (dry or wet) but loves the cats food if mums cat is ever daft enough not to scoff it all in one go  |
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"A friend's dog ate a box of chocolates. The other dog, older and wiser, had hidden the box and we only worked out what had happened when we decided to have a chocolate.
An hour later we were still worried having worked out how many were left in the box and how long the toxic chocolate had been in her system. She was fine but I don't think she learnt any lessons at all.
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unless its 'proper chocolate' with a high cocoa content then most dogs are ok with eating some..
ours ate some mini caramels and the wrappers were evident for day or two after.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying that, my Rottie polished off a couple of cold slices of Domino's stuffed crust meat feast that I had saved, even the box went, the only thing he left was the white plastic thing they put in to stop the box lid dipping into the toppings lol |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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"Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha
Chilli sauce?
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With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat...  |
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"I don't wish to worry you, but my friends lab nicked a pizza and ended up with a bowel obstruction.....so a doze of the scoot will be a welcome site
It was all of the toppings. She'd had a nibble on the dough and obviously decided that wasn't for her.
A"
Glad to hear that........enjoy the fallout....dogs!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha
Chilli sauce?
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With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat... "
A proper kebab! 
I totally understand the cats thinking!
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
Pontypridd |
"Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha
Chilli sauce?
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With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat...
A proper kebab!
I totally understand the cats thinking!
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Hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My lab many years ago got stuck into the Christmas hamper I thought I'd safely hidden when we were out. He got through a huge fruit cake covered in candied fruit and an extra long box of after eights...plus papers and red ribbon. When we got home he was desperately trying to get into the plastic bowl housing a Christmas pudd to serve 12. If he had managed that I'm sure it would have been curtains for him. He was a very lucky hound to survive.
He recovered in time for Christmas day when he stole the turkey carcass and half a gammon!!!! I did feed him....honest!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once got out pack of frozen 1/4 burgers left them on the kitchen side while nipped to the loo. Returned 2 mins later they were gone!! Have learnt now to push everything to back of work tops and never leave a plate or the bin unattended!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What sort of dogs are they, some have extra sensitive stomachs. I keep a mix of mainly bully breeds and they helped themselves to my vindaloos and phalls before and never been an issue (student vet nurse btw) |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"And this is why (aside from one relic) I keep my dogs kenneled outside.
R they pets or working dogs?? Dont see the point in keeping a pet outside"
They work - but I don't see the point of having a dog in the house, they just make a mess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My parents lab ate whole loaf of bread, bag of carrots and a bag of Brussels sprouts once. He drew the line at eating toilet roll though, only eating half before deciding it wasn't for him. |
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Years back my Brother-in-Law had a row with his wife so she kicked him and his dog out, they ended up on our door step.
So we put him up on the sofa for the night until he had sobered up and she had calmed down.
Unfortunately the dog got hungry during the night and ate the top tier of my wedding cake which traditionally is kept for the 1st anniversary or christening of the 1st child.
Needless to say he got bolloxed again with a beaut of a hangover. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My parents dog (golden retriever) once ate a pair of my mums tights. This was discovered by my dad when he was out walking him. The dog was having a poo and was struggling. My Dad landed up having to try and stand on the end of them and push the dog slowly as they came out .... Can imagine I was in tears laughing at this scenario. Luckily though the dog managed to pass them |
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My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.
He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.
He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side "
That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird!  |
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"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.
He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side
That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird! "
Eek now that must have been embarrassing |
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"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.
He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side
That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird! "
Was out for a mountain bike ride a few yrs back, 2 days before Xmas. Rode past a really ramshackle farm (we call it The Dingles) and saw a big tomcat dragging this HUGE raw turkey across the mud and shite of the farmyard - the cat actually growled at me when I stopped to look!
Guess turkey wasn't on the menu that year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two sibes, I wish they would steal food but only half a KitKat.
Non food items is another matter.
1 laptop That pissed me right off
1 XBox That pissed me right off
1 sofa. That pissed me right off
Wallpaper off the walls, bastards!!
Chair legs and seats, wankers!!
Shoes that I expected.
Home theatre speakers including the woofer, oh the irony, c@#ts!!
And many assorted small items.
I hate my mutts!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago, when I still had my two dogs, me and my then partner were enjoying an indian takeaway with two faces watched longingly. So I went and put a little in each of their bowls from mt plate. I had Vindaloo. The dogs left us alone for a good minute or two while they tucked in - and then came back licking their lips. Now they had the taste for it and wanted more.
My pappilon also liked donner kebabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something tells me the woofer might regret what she's just done later!
Popped the garlic bread in the oven and left the pizza (extra hot chilli beef!) on top whilst we nipped out to feed the fish.
Came back in two minutes later.
Half of it gone.
The dog is now full of chillis and spicy beef.
Hopefully she'll learn the lesson not to snaffle other peoples food.
Guess it's just garlic bread, warm chocolate donuts and Haagen Dazs for me then tonight!
Anyone else's pets enjoy treats other than pet food?
A"
You wouldn't want to be the dog in the morning? .. My thoughts were I wouldn't want to be the owner in the morning, I wouldn't want to be picking that up. I hope you offered her a glass of milk to cool the tonsils lol
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
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One of my cats is obsessed with coffee. I had a coffee percolator which then held the brewed coffee in a push button dispenser.
I realised the cat had a coffee problem when I saw her briefly pushing the button and then licking the drip left on the end of the spout. I'm not sure she has ever really forgiven me for changing the machine. Now she has to deploy cunning and stealth to try and steal coffee from mugs but I'm fairly good at fighting her off. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"How's the dog this morning? X"
Sorry - busy day!!
She was fine. Obviously has a cast iron stomach (like me!!  ). Was panicking about finding a 'present' on the floor this morning but she's right as rain!
Fox has taken her for a run on the beach this afternoon whilst I've been doing a weeks worth of ironing whilst listening to loud tunes.
I'm anticipating a very mucky dog when they get back.
So I'll have to clean the bloody car as well!
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my cocker spaniel and lab cross dont steal food ,i used to be able to cook a
chicken and leave it on the side and they never touched it ,chewed stuff as pups the lab wrecked a leather sofa ,they come and sit beside me when i eat now and i often wonder if they love me or my cupboards x |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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sod the dog.. i feel more sorry for you bud!!!
you waking up for a pee in the middle of the night, to be hit by a dodgy smell of splatter is every dog owners nightmare  (but thats better than stepping barefoot in it)
best of luck!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old cat used to have a penchant for prawn vindaloo. Never seemed to have any massive ill effects when he succeeded on getting some...which was fairly regularly as it was my dad's favourite and he was a sneaky little bastard (cat, not dad). |
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