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"Dont fecking say that im off on holiday tomorrow "Excellent timing, just as the kids are out of school too!  | |||
 well if its pissing down i will be knocking on your door with me wet sleeping bag | |||
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"Noooo its too late now you have ruined it well if its pissing down i will be knocking on your door with me wet sleeping bag "Soggy sleeping bags do nothing for me either  | |||
"Dont fecking say that im off on holiday tomorrow
Excellent timing, just as the kids are out of school too! "Perfect timing...I cant throw rock at forumites for a week so I may as well throw real ones and the lil darlins for a week | |||
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"we never saw our boys during the school holidays. They used to get up, have breccy and go up the park to play football till it went dark. When they weren't playing football, they were down the beach or at the swimming baths. Every day till they went back to school. Fookin bliss "That's exactly what I used to do. Are you my dad?  | |||
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"we never saw our boys during the school holidays. They used to get up, have breccy and go up the park to play football till it went dark. When they weren't playing football, they were down the beach or at the swimming baths. Every day till they went back to school. Fookin bliss
That's exactly what I used to do. Are you my dad? "Ya never know son  | |||
"we never saw our boys during the school holidays. They used to get up, have breccy and go up the park to play football till it went dark. When they weren't playing football, they were down the beach or at the swimming baths. Every day till they went back to school. Fookin bliss
That's exactly what I used to do. "And me. Along with lighting fires, shooting anything that moved (or didn't move), including my mates, with an air pistol (who were shooting back, it used to be like Gunfight at the OK Corral in that park), hunting for pornos in hedges, putting coins on railway tracks to flatten them, collecting birds' eggs (plenty of second broods about at this time), goading the old git who lived next to the park who didn't like us swearing at the tops of our voices (BOLLOCKS!! FUCK YOOOOOU!!), throwing Lee's little brother in the brook, and when he got changed, doing it again, or throwing him in the brambles, sometimes both. Wrapping dog poo up in newspaper and setting it alight on Mr Arseface's doorstep (that was his REAL name, honest, one of the big kids told me), pinching the tennis nets from the school for Long Netting rabbits after my grandad told us how to do it (boy, did he get it in the neck for telling us that one), throwing our weight around with any other kids who were stupid enough to come into OUR park (unless they were big kids, then we'd run away and sulk), riding round and round in a massive circle on our pushbikes whilst others poured buckets of water on the grass, until we turned it into a great muddy morass, voila, our very own speedway circuit, forming our own Vigilante Ninja group, which involved us arming to the teeth and....um, you know, apprehending Lee's little brother with maximum prejudice. (The little bastard made the serious error of claiming to be just as good at stick fighting as Monkey, from Monkey Magic. Result - one cracked head, yet another trip to A&E) Oh, and not forgetting becoming "survival experts" by getting hold of Black Widow catapults, massive knives and building Rambo-style shelters out in the railway embankment. Well, trying to,anyway. All we needed was to get our parents to let us sleep in them, kill a wild boar to eat, perfect our Viet Cong boobytraps and we'd have been there. At dusk, go home, empty fridge and biscuit tin, treading very carefully at first in case there was a welcoming party consisting of local bobby and/or any other miserable bastard who witnessed our antics. Parents: "Had fun today? What you been up to?" Me : "Uuuungh, yeah, not much, just playing football......" Repeat for 6 weeks. Happy days. | |||
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This is turning into a nostalgia trip and its makes great reading | |||
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Another time I borrowed my dads steel toecapped wellies. Anyway I had a new BSA Airsporter, the best you could get, back in the day, and I tried to shoot through the steel toecap, while I was still wearing them, , Yes I was a daft twat.....
The pellet just bounced off, whizzed past my right eye and hit me on my right earlobe. It went black as a bag.
I never told mom how I did it | |||
"Calomine lotion on sunburn Never a good look "Neither is stuffing a whole bazooka joe in your mouth in a contest to see who can blow the biggest bubble then leaving your mum to de-gum your face. | |||
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, lol "block that fooker, ya wimp" | |||
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"Lol, did you used to put your old bubble gum in the fat kids ear'ole? "That's something that's changed now an all, when I was at school every year had one or two "fat kids", but it was more likely that you wouldn't have one in your form than you would. Now though there seems to be fat kids everywhere. I wonder if they now put used chuddie into the ears of the normal sized kid? They'd have to catch him though, which would probably be quite tricky for them... | |||
"In his hair. I'm glad I didn't have an Airsporter, (I had the one model below, can't recall the name) you couldn't fire those little darts out of one. They FUCKING hurt!" That would be the BSA Super Meteor or BSA Mercury...both superb rifles, have had both in my youth | |||
"In his hair. I'm glad I didn't have an Airsporter, (I had the one model below, can't recall the name) you couldn't fire those little darts out of one. They FUCKING hurt! That would be the BSA Super Meteor or BSA Mercury...both superb rifles, have had both in my youth" Never owned an airgun as I was more of a bow and arrow kid (had a bloody good one too!). I once pinned a sparrow to the trunk of a tree with one. I know that won't sit well with ya Jack but hey, sparrows are the skinheads of the bird world and deserve it for shitting on my school blazer.  | |||
"In his hair. I'm glad I didn't have an Airsporter, (I had the one model below, can't recall the name) you couldn't fire those little darts out of one. They FUCKING hurt! That would be the BSA Super Meteor or BSA Mercury...both superb rifles, have had both in my youth Never owned an airgun as I was more of a bow and arrow kid (had a bloody good one too!). I once pinned a sparrow to the trunk of a tree with one. I know that won't sit well with ya Jack but hey, sparrows are the skinheads of the bird world and deserve it for shitting on my school blazer. "ooorrr Wishy...you'd have had a bounty on yer 'ed and a pellet in yer arse if you lived by us, lol You must have been a good shot though to hit a sparrow with an arrow | |||
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" That would be the BSA Super Meteor or BSA Mercury...both superb rifles, have had both in my youth Never owned an airgun as I was more of a bow and arrow kid (had a bloody good one too!). I once pinned a sparrow to the trunk of a tree with one. " I REALLY wanted a bow and arrow after seeing a kid at the park shoot an arrow through a car door. Damned good job I didn't get one, there would be a Glass Eye shop doing great business in this town otherwise. Then came the day we saw, for the very first time....a crossbow!!!! Bows and arrows were history, we wanted crossbows. Every one of us said "My Dad says I can get a crossbow..." to the others, when the dead opposite was true. "Yeah, well my Dad says I can have two of those mini-crossbows" etc etc. None of us got them, LOL And yes, I think I had a Meteor S rifle. | |||
) then after what ever antics i had got up to.. ied go home and wait to see if anyone in the village had shopped me for, smoking, scrummping, ligting fire or on a few occasions getting a little d*unk at the local.. nicking dregs from the glasses in the beer gargen.... he he ,, | |||
I don't think id last long under interrogation | |||
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"Well I'm ashamed of ya all cause I was a good boy xx "whens that starting then? | |||
Or go and play in a local building site, great fun used to be had there, it was a future sprawling estate. | |||
"ooorrr Wishy...you'd have had a bounty on yer 'ed and a pellet in yer arse if you lived by us, lol You must have been a good shot though to hit a sparrow with an arrow "Yeah right! It was more luck than judgement but I felt like Robin fookin Hood for the rest of the day lol | |||
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