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i was applying my daily coconut cream this morn and when i got to my bum cheeks...there they were........SPOTS!!!haven't changed washing powder or anything.how to get rid please help.i have a meet tomorrow evening and don't fancy getting in the doggy position with and arse that looks like dot to dot.Or shall i just give the bloke a pen and say ''join them up and see what picture you can make''  |
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Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol  |
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol "
I need a bucket! |
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol "
Yuk do ya mind im eatin me cornflakes here xx |
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol "
...I've decided, i'm just going to lay on my back ,dim the lights...very dim indeed....and keep my arse firm against the sheets.......but off to buy sudo cream now!! xx |
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...I've decided, i'm just going to lay on my back ,dim the lights...very dim indeed....and keep my arse firm against the sheets.......but off to buy sudo cream now!! xx"
very good problem solving |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol
...I've decided, i'm just going to lay on my back ,dim the lights...very dim indeed....and keep my arse firm against the sheets.......but off to buy sudo cream now!! xx"
Savlon spray works wonders on sores etc. Better than the cream. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol
...I've decided, i'm just going to lay on my back ,dim the lights...very dim indeed....and keep my arse firm against the sheets.......but off to buy sudo cream now!! xx
Savlon spray works wonders on sores etc. Better than the cream. "
.......................................thanks,i love this site,everyone's so helpful......i'm going to get the spray then.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i was applying my daily coconut cream this morn and when i got to my bum cheeks...there they were........SPOTS!!!haven't changed washing powder or anything.how to get rid please help.i have a meet tomorrow evening and don't fancy getting in the doggy position with and arse that looks like dot to dot.Or shall i just give the bloke a pen and say ''join them up and see what picture you can make'' "
I think it's very sweet that you think he will notice  |
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"Just tell the guy not to fuck you too hard from behind or they may burst and he'll get goo all over his abdomen.
That'll make a refreshing change won't it lol "
.... HaHaHa fuckin sick love it lol
* sits on coffin *  |
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goin to a meet smellin of sudocream or savlon yuuucckkk!!!!
try a exfoliatin scrub ie body shop one or that then some moisturiser!
take consolation you not the only one, cause of the heat etc at the moment a lot of people have the same problem! and if he notices the spots his minds not on the job!
and wishy that made me laugh and boak at the same time!! x |
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"i was applying my daily coconut cream this morn and when i got to my bum cheeks...there they were........SPOTS!!!haven't changed washing powder or anything.how to get rid please help.i have a meet tomorrow evening and don't fancy getting in the doggy position with and arse that looks like dot to dot.Or shall i just give the bloke a pen and say ''join them up and see what picture you can make''
I think it's very sweet that you think he will notice "
THAT was exactly my first thought: bless her |
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