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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had no petrol, forgot to fill up the day before then went out and left wallet at mates so couldn't get fuel until his mate had come over with his wallet but his mate was hungover so didn't want him to drive. He couldn't text to say he couldn't make it as his phone had died and his charger was in his flatmates room and he'd gone out and locked it!! Shame he never showed as if he was as imaginative in bed as he was with his excuses he'd have been one hell of a shag!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"
Scary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"
inch eye private eye 
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"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"
maybe they were hiding as some bloke was looking in the window..
you could have come to collect the provident or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason  "
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently 
Really?"
Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for. |
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "
Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer 
Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked
Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer
Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x"
oh absolutely devasted by it how will i cope with the terrible fate of being blocked by an idiot i obviously had a lucky escape from!.
And thank you very much im very shocked yet excited just hope its just the one this time and not twins again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a guy quite a while ago ask to meet 3 times and on every occasion sent a message 2 hours before the meet saying he forgot it was his works Christmas Party so can we reschedule. He still asks to this day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently
Really?
Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for. "
I doubt you weren't what they're looking for, sounds like they bottled it once they saw you were genuine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one blew out last week (one days motice) because of "Mother Nature". (Genuine - I pretty much know her cycle and we ra-arranged for tomorrow). I then arranged another meet which blew out on the Friday morning....timing is a bugger...but serving her this Monday.
Can keep folk posted if anyone wants to know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now
10 out of 10 for honesty the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home  |
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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago
Swindon |
"My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now
10 out of 10 for honesty the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home "
I agree on the honesty, but sometimes being honest is not the best policy, that would have pissed me right off x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now
10 out of 10 for honesty the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home "
Unbelievable dahling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never had any really good excuses, but I've nearly lost of count of the number of seriously ill relatives that seem to need hastily driving to hospital or similar. I hate that as an excuse because you can't really challenge it in case it turned out to be true...
However any excuse is better than the no-show block and blank treatment which makes my blood boil. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "
Congratulations, and WTF! Best reason to be labelled a time waster I've heard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked
Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer
Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x
oh absolutely devasted by it how will i cope with the terrible fate of being blocked by an idiot i obviously had a lucky escape from!.
And thank you very much im very shocked yet excited just hope its just the one this time and not twins again "
Congratulations hun xx |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently
Really?
Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for.
I doubt you weren't what they're looking for, sounds like they bottled it once they saw you were genuine "
Aw thanks, have to say it did knock my confidence a bit... but thankfully a few lovely social meets on and its much better again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a guy due at ours at 8pm. 8.45pm we had a text "Just realised its about an hours drive from me to you, Ill be there about 10pm is that ok?" No it isnt goodbye lol. He was online right up to sending the text so had made no attempt whatsoever to arrive ontime. When we said no he claimed he didnt know we had set a time despite at least 3 messages in our conversation stating the time  |
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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago
Swindon |
"We had a guy due at ours at 8pm. 8.45pm we had a text "Just realised its about an hours drive from me to you, Ill be there about 10pm is that ok?" No it isnt goodbye lol. He was online right up to sending the text so had made no attempt whatsoever to arrive ontime. When we said no he claimed he didnt know we had set a time despite at least 3 messages in our conversation stating the time "
Instant block |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'm sorry but my cat is poorly and hiding under the bed in his comfy space, I'm not going to shag above him...
Genuine excuse, cos it was me that cancelled a meet (with a day or two notice) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only ever had one actual excuse, but it was a genuine reason and we rescheduled for the following evening.
As the people in question are people whom I have met on a couple of previous occasions and whom I consider friends, it really wasn't a problem.
Other times meets haven't happened have been simple no-shows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got cancelled on because I wasn't hipster enough...
Hipster? What does that even mean ? "
Skinny jeans and bearded, hang around Hoxton here in London and Hackney...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a guy saying he waited nearly two hours for a taxi ..we were waiting less than a mile away in a town with hundreds of taxis ...he msgd for a meet last week I just said I will see if I can get a taxi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive never had a mad excuse,Ive had one not turn up about 3 years who still messages for meets
And 1 who turned up late with someone else in tow and I told him to turn right round and go home as I wasn't interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO! "
I had this once too,he had lost his wallet with his cards in. It was our second meet so I said ok. He pulled up in a very expensive car and I gave him a tenner to get home. He's been paying me back in kind for four years |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)
Seems like a valid reason
Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "
Well sod him! - and many congratulations hun!! Don't leave fab - just stay on the forums and while away the preganancy giggling and moaning with us!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a guy due at ours at 8pm. 8.45pm we had a text "Just realised its about an hours drive from me to you, Ill be there about 10pm is that ok?" No it isnt goodbye lol. He was online right up to sending the text so had made no attempt whatsoever to arrive ontime. When we said no he claimed he didnt know we had set a time despite at least 3 messages in our conversation stating the time
Instant block "
Indeed |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
Over the years I have had 2 no shows, but I had an inkling about a week before each one, as they both just went silent on me.
Both then came back a few months later thinking I would have forgotten all about it.
When challenged they both said it was due to money and they were to embarrassed to admit they couldn't afford to travel |
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I meet one time a couple in my place for a chat and a drink in one occasion I was try to play solo . but the have to live promptly cose bring whit him the insuline of is diabetic dog and the dog was due some ! Verry nice couple btw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) "
I bet your meets off here are shitting themselves now lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) I bet your meets off here are shitting themselves now lol. "
no need i always use condoms and im 6 week gone back then only person i was sleeping with was my now ex anyway so its just him shitting himself lol |
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A few years ago I had to cancel a date as there was an accident right outside my house and police had blocked the road and pavement so I couldn't leave either in my car or to walk and get transport. Was a few hours before people could go past and a few more until the road was open again |
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"Daughter has turned from uni unexpectedly with her boy friend. Ill have to cancel. I still want a meet . 3 months later still waiting. Ha ha "
I've actually had to cancel a meet last moment because my daughter did turn up to stay with me after school instead of going to her dads. So you never know it could have been true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"
Maybe it was you that was the family? |
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