"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole  "
Do you do the snorting thing with your nose first or just go with what saliva you can muster? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole
Pmsl...my kinda guy Shag  "
Thanks, rough and ready is the way to go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole
Do you do the snorting thing with your nose first or just go with what saliva you can muster?"
YEs just see how much saliva comes up and I can do in few spits lol. |
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"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole
Fellow forumites might not realise the style of shags posts. This one made me laugh "
What ? No lard for lube ?  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit  ) but it does the trick
Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was haemorrhaging from my arse) |
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"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick
Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the
raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was
haemorrhaging from my arse) :-
D"
Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick
Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the
raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was
haemorrhaging from my arse) :-
D
Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you "
Steve, you're such a pervert, but I do  you...and I'm gonna tell Wyrd what you said |
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Call the fire service first time, so you're fully rinsed out and able to take a good stretching.
It's little known, but using lube instead of butter, marge etc and blending a tube of lube onto a pint of milk the day before will make it easy. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick
Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the
raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was
haemorrhaging from my arse) :-
D
Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you "
Like Caz needs you to help her do mischief!! |
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