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Say cheese

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Going through my messages there are some pretty classic chat up lines ... what's the cheesiest you have that you've actually used?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I wouldn't know where to start, I have usually used the direct approach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just had a message saying he promised his friend he would get him a meet and then a sob story!!! Oh yes...a friend??

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By *himaeraWoman over a year ago

near derby.

Just been asked "are you fertile?" . At this time in the morning, I'm only just alive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just had a message saying he promised his friend he would get him a meet and then a sob story!!! Oh yes...a friend??"

Ha ha not that old chestnut ha!!!

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By *evilish_intentionsMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Hope you've got pet insurance because I'm going to smash that pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm d*unk,want to fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your arse insured,made me laugh for a long time

Her

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Just been asked "are you fertile?" . At this time in the morning, I'm only just alive!"

!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of my chat up lines are suave and sophisticated, but an acquaintance of mine used to ask a girl 'are you on' when, usually in a state of embarrassment, she'd reply 'no' he'd say 'great, fancy a fuck' such class don't you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of my chat up lines are suave and sophisticated, but an acquaintance of mine used to ask a girl 'are you on' when, usually in a state of embarrassment, she'd reply 'no' he'd say 'great, fancy a fuck' such class don't you think

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