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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.
This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.
Bahhhfrikkin humbug.
Anyone else with me?
Him
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"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.
This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.
Bahhhfrikkin humbug.
Anyone else with me?
Him
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This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.
Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.
Cats don't have nine lives
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If Jools dressed up in a sexy santa outfit would you be able to resist? I don't think i would be able to resist that.   |
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"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.
This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.
Bahhhfrikkin humbug.
Anyone else with me?
Him
(disclaimer)
This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.
Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.
Cats don't have nine lives
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We're with Jools on this one - great time of year, love all the giving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NOOOOO!! I frickin' love Christmas.
The lights, the buzz, getting the family together (happens all to rarely for me) .. When all the lights come down in January and it's dark, cold, wet and miserable I find it really depressing.
Bring it on I say!  |
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Haven't celebrated Xmas since late teens. Being as bit of an old hippy, I've always thought it more significant, holistic and appropriate to celebrate the true meaning of shitemas, i.e. the winter solstice. This marks the passing of the mid point of winter, the coming of the spring, the lengthening of the days etc, etc. All good reasons to have a bit of a piss up and indulge in licentious practices |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food
Ikea sell food?
If you consider Dime bars and meatballs food."
You can have coffee and doughnut too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food
Ikea sell food? "
YEs they do, like kaviar and some special swedish fish we get, the one in Croydon local to me sells it and yes the daim bars to for partying.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Game of two halves for me. I love taking the kids to see santa, love watching them open their presents even though I dont get any anymore. Love watching them feel the magic I felt as a child. But I only get the kids from 3pm christmas eve till midday christmas day, or 3pm christmas day till 6pm boxing day and once they go back to their mum the cold harsh reality that christmas really is just for kids smacks me in the mouth like a shovel.
a quote from gremlins says it best.. "while some people are opening their presents others are opening their wrists".. Its the lonliest hardest time of year and given the choice Id avoid it like ebola  |
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Fuck the tree, fuck the carols, fuck the ittby bitty shitty mulled wine, fuck Ruldoplh the red nose cunt, talking of which, Santa you can fuck off too, fuck the little helpers, fuck the markets, fuck the church service the night before, the day its on and the day after, fuck the crackers, the shit jokes and the stupid puzzles, fuck the jazzed up chicken, or the veggies shitty nut loaf, fuck all the expense and worry, fuck writing cards, fuck wrapping presents, fuck the shitty television, fuck the shitty films, the radio times and tv quick.
Christmas, fucking overrated if you ask me, or even if you don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only reason I even still acknowledge this awful festival is for the sake of my Children.
As an Atheist, I feel rather hypocritical about celebrating a religious festival.
I therefore have made my wishes very clear to all my family that I do not wish to receive any gifts whatsoever for Christmas.
Under the order that I have regarding my children, they spend alternate Christmas days / boxing days with me (i.e. if they spend Xmas day with me, they go back to their mum on Boxing day etc)
I had them on Christmas Day last year and so this year I intend on having Beans on Toast for lunch on 25th December this year. Or maybe soup.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.
This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.
Bahhhfrikkin humbug.
Anyone else with me?
Him
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This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.
Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.
Cats don't have nine lives
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I want to buy you a pint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm with you.
Especially in October. Let's at least get Hallowe'en and Bonfire Night over first!"
Oooh they've been and gone.
It's Chriiiiiistmaaaaas!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Xmas is a time to be with those that you love - but I hate all the commercialised hype that has to go with it, and all the TV shows that ride on the back of it...
Would it be wrong to say that one of my biggest fantasies is to have Alan Rickman standing at the foot of my bed, saying "And cancel Christmas...!!!"
(You either understand that quote, or you don't...)
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