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I don't understand blokes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me neither. Nor women.
In fact the only person I understand and meets my own definition of sanity is me.
I'm not quite sure what planet everybody else is living on   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I completely agree.
I had an absolutely wonderful meet on Monday with what I thought to be a lovely gentleman off here, we have been messaging and chatting on the phone since my second week on this site. After a fantastic time was had by myself and supposedly him we arranged and second meet for this afternoon, we messaged briefly monday evening and again Tuesday. I then asked if our meet today was going ahead and nothing so I am now at a loss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's simple.
Food.
Be at his beckon call.
Don't argue.
Don't cause stress.
And leave things alone that don't concern you!!
In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again  "
He enjoyed the wank talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's simple.
Food.
Be at his beckon call.
Don't argue.
Don't cause stress.
And leave things alone that don't concern you!!
In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "
Suits me..if he's a good fuck |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It's simple.
Food.
Be at his beckon call.
Don't argue.
Don't cause stress.
And leave things alone that don't concern you!!
In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "
Hmmm. I'm beginning to see where things might be going wrong here... |
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"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again
He enjoyed the wank talk "
I 'm not that sort of girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*sigh*
That is all."
Men are just as complicated as women. They just show (or not show) their feelings and emotions differently.
Learning to decipher how they're feeling can be a nightmare as they're not as demonstrative as women regards feelings and opening up. Men are funny - love em to bits though lol
Sarah x |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Lager pussy food and a good shit.
That's it solved
A man once said to me a shit is better than sex "
There's nothing as underrated as a good shit or as overrated as a bad fuck.
George Bernard Shaw |
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"I do, will offer lessons in the new year.
Sign me up please! Its a 15 syllabus course, with a written and an oral exam at the end....  "
I always prefer practical test rather than the theory test.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men are like dogs, exercise us daily and we're ok and does not have to be sex. Bike, football, whatever. ... Testosterone is a hormone that overloads us, we use it in muscle ... Hence exercise.
Given a problem we will work to solve it usually using muscle. ... Women like to talk about it, we just do it.
So we're quite simple in our needs even if we are able to.solve complex challenges.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think as long as you accept that you have their attention for as long as they have a hard on you will do ok 
So very true "
He might be thinking about someone else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lager pussy food and a good shit.
That's it solved
Lager is for women and germans. And german women."
Lemonade for children, ginger wine for teenager experimenting, lager for 20's with lager and black for the ladies until they progress to beer.
I think its exercise, food, sex, problems to solve and being adored (often by the dog rather than the partner)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are like dogs, exercise us daily and we're ok and does not have to be sex. Bike, football, whatever. ... Testosterone is a hormone that overloads us, we use it in muscle ... Hence exercise.
Given a problem we will work to solve it usually using muscle. ... Women like to talk about it, we just do it.
So we're quite simple in our needs even if we are able to.solve complex challenges.
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Really?
I find that quite often women just get on with it while men are still in the planning stage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe that men are just as complex as women; but men are taught to ignore the deeper, more complex emotional and mental parts of themselves because it has no place in 'bloke culture'.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men suck.
I can't believe there have been 50+ posts and I'm the only one to say that. Fucking hairy neanderthal emotionless smelly bastards every one of them when you get right down to it.
Women suck too.
Fruitcakes. Utterly hatstand the lot of them. An entire gender that shaves it's eyebrows off then draws them back on. Bonkers.
Glad I'm neither. |
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We was talking yesterday about how women handle rejection badly.
Its just a guess but does this have anything to do with it?
I honestly thought it was another of those shit jokey threads at first where people think they are funny. The forum is full of them today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All men are different in many ways,as are women but from my experience would say women are way more complex in general.
Women tend to overanalyse things and some love the drama but men are more easy going and open to compromise more,imo.
To be honest us men don't want to be understood, so leave us be 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's get political correct here. ..All men and women are complex. Fact. All dealing with stuff and different agendas. It's how we handle the stuff and how we let it effect us or not and who can move on regardless. As soon as we start pointing fingers the blame is on us already. How we react reflects what's going on in us. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again "
That shows he is either impotent or has seriously bad judgement! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again
That shows he is either impotent or has seriously bad judgement! "
You know that's not necessarily the case, there are other valid reasons why he may have blocked, your post adds to the why some women think men are complicated. |
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"It's simple.
Food.
Be at his beckon call.
Don't argue.
Don't cause stress.
And leave things alone that don't concern you!!
In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "
Haha, that's about it!
Mrs Feisty Knickers
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