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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'd secretly set up a Ministry of Mirth and arrange for our people to slip on banana skins on the high street, gate crash a funeral dressed as Disney characters before realising it was the wrong place, a low speed chase involving a milk float and a road sweeper and so on.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Write off all debts then increase interest rates on all knew loans to 20%.
Including mortgages?"
Yes. House prices woul fall initially but level out eventually. If all existing mortgages had been written off, there would only be a down side for property developers who intend on increasing their rental portfolios. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Write off all debts then increase interest rates on all knew loans to 20%.
Including mortgages?
Yes. House prices woul fall initially but level out eventually. If all existing mortgages had been written off, there would only be a down side for property developers who intend on increasing their rental portfolios."
That would be very harsh on those who dont currently own a home, how about a 5% 25 year loan to first time buyers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Write off all debts then increase interest rates on all knew loans to 20%."
If you're going to do that, can I have all the debts I've paid off refunded please  thank you. I don't want to be penalised for being financially prudent, and I'd quite like a nice boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It would be law for everyone to support their local football team. If you lived between two clubs you would be allowed to choose the bigger one. For instance halfway between Spurs & Arsenal you would be allowed to go up the arse. But none of this Norfolk supporting chelsea nonsense. It's Norwich for you or nothing. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"make all the mp's live like the poor do in this country for a whole month "
pay them the minimum wage as their "salary" then bonuses for doing productive work in the commons .work hard for the electorate you will be rewarded be a lazy time server and be skint .might make them listen and climb out of their ivory towers
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Abolish expenses n 2nd home money for MP's everyone else pays their expenses outta their wages so should they.
Mandatory life sentences for all violent offenders (inc paedos n rapists and drug barons)
Mandatory bankruptcy conditions for financial criminals
Make the banks that were bailed out pay the money back, ban stupid bonuses |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Write off all debts then increase interest rates on all knew loans to 20%.
Including mortgages?
Yes. House prices woul fall initially but level out eventually. If all existing mortgages had been written off, there would only be a down side for property developers who intend on increasing their rental portfolios.
That would be very harsh on those who dont currently own a home, how about a 5% 25 year loan to first time buyers?"
30 year rates in the US are currently under 4.5% 
I'd create the four day working week. (3 days after you reach 50)
The other days you used to work would be covered by the unemployed, giving them paid work. No salary cuts either - just smaller profits for the companies.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"build an electro magnetic train system powered by its own kinetic energy"
You might want to try breaking some fundamental laws of physics before you build that though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It would be law for everyone to support their local football team. If you lived between two clubs you would be allowed to choose the bigger one. For instance halfway between Spurs & Arsenal you would be allowed to go up the arse. But none of this Norfolk supporting chelsea nonsense. It's Norwich for you or nothing."
I'll stick pins in my eyes before I will sit through a football match. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Abolish expenses n 2nd home money for MP's everyone else pays their expenses outta their wages so should they.
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Expenses are sums paid by someone in connection with their employment and are reimbursed over and above wages.
If your employer requires you to stay away from home or fly to Japan, you're not expected to pay for the hotel or the airfare out of your own pocket. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"I quite agree. I would allow all M.P.'s to have as much money as they like for one way tickets to Japan and as many duck ponds as they like."
Would you rather have 650 MPs who are so wealthy they don't need to reclaim their expenses? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I quite agree. I would allow all M.P.'s to have as much money as they like for one way tickets to Japan and as many duck ponds as they like.
Would you rather have 650 MPs who are so wealthy they don't need to reclaim their expenses?"
No - Id privatise the buggers - see how they like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make it mandatory to smile at everyone you see during the day
Smiles are infectious but people seem scared to give them away
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A smile is one thing you can give away, without loosing it. Smiles are like bullets....but you never run out of ammo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think Ebola will get a foothold, mass panic will ensue, anyone with a cold will be ostracised and rounded up by a mob and/or killed. We'll close our borders, more panic, soldiers on streets killing people in the unrest, society collapses and the 30% left live in fear for the rest of their short lives.
And its all due to labour/Tory/LD immigration policy letting anyone with a touch of the tar brush into our country innit.
Sorry, what was the question again? |
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