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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...   "
Sissor paper stone to see who gets up to make the cuppa xx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...
I knew someone who snored like it was the 5th panzer division rolling thru poland.... should i send their profile detials... "
Ok but I already have your profile details |
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"I don't mind if you snore or fart...
What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?
That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though "
A woman died from her husbands Dutch oven donchaknow?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it just so happens I have a vacancy too And me. And no that's not a offer mate
Oh I say PP and Tosh hooking up...a match made in heaven "
lol calm down cheeky. Lovely as he is I prefer the female version. Unless he has a nice dress and slaps on a bit of lippy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't mind if you snore or fart...
What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?
That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though "
That's ok I prefer to waft it up from under the duvet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to hibernate this winter. Your welcome to join me, but may have to forage for "nuts"
I can and I'm good at find a bit of sausage too "
It's always best to "hide the sausage"!!!
Keep it safe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't you just buy a electric blanket  
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired  "
Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't you just buy a electric blanket
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased "
I meant for CC not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't you just buy a electric blanket
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased
I meant for CC not you "
Oh . I will just freeze through winter then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I Fi, do not have a willy but I do make the best tea, love being hot in the bedroom and snuggling has been listed as one of my key strengths. Add that to my endless list of hilarious jokes and live of girly films and we could be a match in heaven. Unfortunately due to my gorgeous boy I am unable to apply for this position but I would encourage any hot stud to do so xxxx |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I Fi, do not have a willy but I do make the best tea, love being hot in the bedroom and snuggling has been listed as one of my key strengths. Add that to my endless list of hilarious jokes and live of girly films and we could be a match in heaven. Unfortunately due to my gorgeous boy I am unable to apply for this position but I would encourage any hot stud to do so xxxx "
Aww well you are lovely also |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can't you just buy a electric blanket
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired "
Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart... "
Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart... Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment.
I know can you be on the interview panel please Of course! "
Woo hoo thanks now I know why I loves ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't you just buy a electric blanket
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired
Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women "
Deal....do I get to choose which side I'm having |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can't you just buy a electric blanket
No
Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired
Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women
Deal....do I get to choose which side I'm having "
Of course |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Electric blankets don't fart.  They don't lick your fanny either.  
ahhhhhhh now then - i dont fart - dont snore - i know for sure im lacking a willy but i can lick a fanny im almost there arent i 
You sure are
woohoo does a silly dance in the middle of the lounge - dont look though its not my best attribute "
Anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart... "
Ah I was going fin till the dainty flower bit |
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