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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I cant wait for the new serie to start, can you?

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple over a year ago

Bloxham

"I cant wait for the new serie to start, can you?

Yeap we love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it's become a bit contrived now.

Will totally still watch it and slag them all off every week though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes and no. . It's completely fake . . But funny telly. Shame they roll out the same thing every year though . It's mainly now just a programme to make fun of . Karen Brady for example with her new blue teeth . And I often joke about Margaret hiding under the desk in the 'boardroom' playing the xylophone that you hear when the actors walk in . It's a hoot !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes and no. . It's completely fake . . But funny telly. Shame they roll out the same thing every year though . It's mainly now just a programme to make fun of . Karen Brady for example with her new blue teeth . And I often joke about Margaret hiding under the desk in the 'boardroom' playing the xylophone that you hear when the actors walk in . It's a hoot ! "

It's never been the same since Margaret left. Her death stare was amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I live two doors down from an old contestant. . Fuck a Duck they can hardly be called a successful business person !

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple over a year ago

Bloxham

Drive past the bridge cafe where they all meet and moan a lot in acton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's never been the same since Margaret left. Her death stare was amazing. "
Nick was so funny. . He went into great detail describing how she had moved on to help translate some ancient scrolls . . And was a leading expert in that area. He added 'she also has a lot of ironing to do ' funny cunt he is . . Ha

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont like it because of the ego's on there. Sugar's being the biggest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to really enjoy it, haven't so much in recent series as it feels far more staged. I will probably still end up watching it though, as there is always the one contestant we all love to hate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also have to watch because I'm sure they do something to make all their eyes look really strange when they're in the boardroom. It might be the lighting from the table, but it's weird.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they all wear tinted contacts . Because they all want to be on telly somehow or other . .maybe big brother or total wipeout in 5 years !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not keen. Mostly because every time it is on my gaffer declares how he could win it with absolutely zero credentials. He's yet to try and enter it despite having declared this every series for nigh on 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think they all wear tinted contacts . Because they all want to be on telly somehow or other . .maybe big brother or total wipeout in 5 years ! "

I thought that...but ALL of them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well. .they ALL want to. . But sadly it's not just the colour of your contact tint that casting directors use as a criteria. General cuntyhatefuldelusion is the technical term so i'm told !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh God

Not another series ?

Like Big Brother it's so past its sell by date that it should have been sent down to the knackers yard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1hr left lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking forward to watching this! Cheers for the reminder shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Looking forward to watching this! Cheers for the reminder shag "
Yes you welcome, good program

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope, doesn't appeal to me at all.

But then, i'm not a fan of Lord Sugar

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

its a pantomime so don't watch it..

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"its a pantomime so don't watch it.."

Contestant - where's your dignity?

Behind you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"its a pantomime so don't watch it..

Contestant - where's your dignity?

Behind you!

"
the best years of your career . . BEHIND YOU !

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Toast, brew, apprentice.... in that order.

Anyone watch You're Fired after?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had to miss choir so I'm home for the start. You're Fired is the best bit.

I'm just going to get some chocolate and then I'm ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

YEs will watch the fired bit after to, get ready its about to start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant wait for the new serie to start, can you?

I can wait.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

The Arsenal guy will last long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Arsenal guy will last long"

Arsene Wenger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toast, brew, apprentice.... in that order.

Anyone watch You're Fired after?"

You're Fired is far better than the actual show.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

There's no I in team, but there's 5 in individual brilliance

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm appalled at Sarah suggesting that all the women wear short skirts and lots of make-up!

Now she's suggesting that slicing the lemons would make them more valuable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm appalled at Sarah suggesting that all the women wear short skirts and lots of make-up!

Now she's suggesting that slicing the lemons would make them more valuable. "

I thought the same..they still won though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm appalled at Sarah suggesting that all the women wear short skirts and lots of make-up!

Now she's suggesting that slicing the lemons would make them more valuable. "

I hate it when they're embarrassing but still win

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm appalled at Sarah suggesting that all the women wear short skirts and lots of make-up!

Now she's suggesting that slicing the lemons would make them more valuable.

I thought the same..they still won though

Only because the men were stupid and didn't even get their t-shirts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was a good first show!

Stephen looks like he may be trouble, Sarah is well... A bit daft? Can't believe she wanted the women to dress in shorts skirts and heels!

And slicing lemons? Seriously

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That was a good first show!

Stephen looks like he may be trouble, Sarah is well... A bit daft? Can't believe she wanted the women to dress in shorts skirts and heels!

And slicing lemons? Seriously

It was a good start and I'm already enjoying You're Fired.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

"That was a good first show!

Stephen looks like he may be trouble, Sarah is well... A bit daft? Can't believe she wanted the women to dress in shorts skirts and heels!

And slicing lemons? Seriously

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

I don't know if I like or hate Stephen

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That was a good first show!

Stephen looks like he may be trouble, Sarah is well... A bit daft? Can't believe she wanted the women to dress in shorts skirts and heels!

And slicing lemons? Seriously

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them"

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't know if I like or hate Stephen "

That's exactly his function.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

"That was a good first show!

Stephen looks like he may be trouble, Sarah is well... A bit daft? Can't believe she wanted the women to dress in shorts skirts and heels!

And slicing lemons? Seriously

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

H&S

the bane of our lives

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

H&S

the bane of our lives"

I quite like it, especially where food and drink is concerned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

H&S

the bane of our lives

I quite like it, especially where food and drink is concerned."

agree with the food & drink, but things like stopping kids playing conkers etc gets a bit OTT

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

You'd take on punching Lucy and me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

H&S

the bane of our lives

I quite like it, especially where food and drink is concerned.

agree with the food & drink, but things like stopping kids playing conkers etc gets a bit OTT"

That's not really H&S but risk averse schools and people worried about being sued. H&S gets blamed for things that are really about people being afraid of an ever more litigious blaming society. That's another thread though.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

as an ex publican.

have you seen the price of pre sliced lemons in a platic container of lemon juice ????? it was, in fact, a good idea if there was time available to slice & package them

She hadn't thought of where to sell them though. Plus, you would want them to meet some sort of H&S hygiene standards.

H&S

the bane of our lives

I quite like it, especially where food and drink is concerned.

agree with the food & drink, but things like stopping kids playing conkers etc gets a bit OTT

start the thread then Lickety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

You'd take on punching Lucy and me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

You'd take on punching Lucy and me?

these popular reality tv shows are the bane of my interest in television..I find them fucking awful, I hate hearing about them..the violence is in my head dont worry, my laptop and tv and yourselves have other uses xxx"
i feel your pain. . Seek out lovely good telly. .it's there. . But it doesn't have the marketing budget that the shows aimed at the dumb masses do . Reality tv is an oxymoron . . Real telly was documentarys filmed in the 70 and 80s before producers realised it was easy to fake them

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

You'd take on punching Lucy and me?

these popular reality tv shows are the bane of my interest in television..I find them fucking awful, I hate hearing about them..the violence is in my head dont worry, my laptop and tv and yourselves have other uses xxx i feel your pain. . Seek out lovely good telly. .it's there. . But it doesn't have the marketing budget that the shows aimed at the dumb masses do . Reality tv is an oxymoron . . Real telly was documentarys filmed in the 70 and 80s before producers realised it was easy to fake them "

Documentaries are scripted and edited too, and always have been.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The apprentice .... Gave us katie hopkins....

Unforgivable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no . . Thank the powers that be. . Now we get a donkey full of candy to beat !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"another fucking programme I want to punch and those in it and those that like it.

You'd take on punching Lucy and me?

these popular reality tv shows are the bane of my interest in television..I find them fucking awful, I hate hearing about them..the violence is in my head dont worry, my laptop and tv and yourselves have other uses xxx i feel your pain. . Seek out lovely good telly. .it's there. . But it doesn't have the marketing budget that the shows aimed at the dumb masses do . Reality tv is an oxymoron . . Real telly was documentarys filmed in the 70 and 80s before producers realised it was easy to fake them

Documentaries are scripted and edited too, and always have been.

thats true, even nature programmes...however, I'd rather learn about something, than see a bunch of twats ham it up for cameras.

This absolute fascination for what other people do(or want to do) detests me.

Now its even worse, as the people on them are only on it to become 'stars'.

The whole scene based on fakery just fucks me off...especially those deep insights from psychologists etc...pile of steaming shite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant wait for the new serie to start, can you?

Well I missed it THANK GOD! I really don't want to watch a bunch or anally retarded stuck up totally useless cunts pretend they know something about areas they haven't a clue about on the TV.

Besides you get a far better class of people who pretend they know something about a subject who are in reality in the dark about it...........on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely on here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

its on tonight again 9pm, clear ur diary and get ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never watched a full episode.

The contestants always seem like total dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never watched a full episode.

The contestants always seem like total dicks."

Agreed, I always think Karl Marx is right when I watch this programme, actually Mao and Stalin too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That bint who was team leader for the girls . . It's a bloke right ? Worst sales technique ever ! Always the way. And canadian stephen. . Christ how annoying is he ! He's like eddie murphy's impression of a gay man !

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"I'm appalled at Sarah suggesting that all the women wear short skirts and lots of make-up!

Now she's suggesting that slicing the lemons would make them more valuable. "

I'm surprised nobody mentioned it. Aswell as the comment that the women should win as ` people trust women better than men '. Telling her team mates to hitch their skirts up, get their best heels on and use their sexuality too... What a fucking tramp.

Can't believe she got through the selection process, her CV must be a portfolio of who she has fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They select them based on tv ratings. I'd guess they even use actors . They've even ran out of fake jobs to give the winner. So it's now a business investment. Lets all check these businesses from past series and see what Company House have listed for them in terms of turnover etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone know how last years winner has got on ? It's never mentioned anywhere ? Did she go bust ? I wonder ? Yet Louise Ziesman has made a packet ! Often from her looks and Boobs ! Good luck to her lol , but I think it buggers the point of the programme ? I'd love to know how all the past winners are doing now ? And are any of them working for Sugar ? I doubt it somehow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone know how last years winner has got on ? It's never mentioned anywhere ? Did she go bust ? I wonder ? Yet Louise Ziesman has made a packet ! Often from her looks and Boobs ! Good luck to her lol , but I think it buggers the point of the programme ? I'd love to know how all the past winners are doing now ? And are any of them working for Sugar ? I doubt it somehow

She has opened up a place next to my office for cosmetic surgery (like Botox stuff). Seems pretty busy, always doing marketing initiatives around the area.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its on now

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Bloody hell... Yeah they deserved it, but still.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not seen Stephen in tonight's episode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not seen Stephen in tonight's episode

Oh just saw him. Where was he hiding?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol was a good episode, did anyone see the one who looked like ed miliband?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was karen brady ! What's happened to her eyes . . Lots of little wrinkles under them. Rest of her face is made numb by botox methinks !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They need new script writers.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That really was the wrong combination - the more expensive product, better looking, better quality and sold cheaper than the yellow tat.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How many weeks can he keep firing two people before he has to have a week of not firing anyone to keep the series on track?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lool did u noticed alan said whats this as he pointed to the product, fun that

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"lool did u noticed alan said whats this as he pointed to the product, fun that

Custard in a glass

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By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

It may be good telly,but are they told to act like idiots,because these are the worst bunch ever.I can see Alan Sugar sacking them all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lool did u noticed alan said whats this as he pointed to the product, fun that

Custard in a glass

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YEs I wondered where the strawberry was lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Next week looks good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes it does, cant wait for that episode

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fat Daddy and Dare to Dine.

I'm looking forward to hear what Lord Sugar thinks of these little films.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fat Daddy and Dare to Dine.

I'm looking forward to hear what Lord Sugar thinks of these little films.

Whenever I watch the Apprentice I always feel a little bit better about myself!

By the way, I AM Fat Daddy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fat Daddy and Dare to Dine.

I'm looking forward to hear what Lord Sugar thinks of these little films.

Whenever I watch the Apprentice I always feel a little bit better about myself!

Fat daddy is dead in the water

By the way, I AM Fat Daddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol its a really good one today to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lol its a really good one today to."

I've no idea which team will win and I'm not too sure about Ella Jade as team captain and the concept of Fat Daddy !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lol its a really good one today to.

I've no idea which team will win and I'm not too sure about Ella Jade as team captain and the concept of Fat Daddy !

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Same here, want sure either who was gonna win, but they got a nice trip to Reykjavik in a hot pool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope Sarah jane goes, she gets on my tit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am who I am. And I am Ella Jade ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think the Asian will be fired !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

lol was fun as alan said erection disfunction.. nick don't look thru the side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, i never imagined i'd ever see Shag Tonight and Apprentice together in one sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes I like many programs, amongst this one

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd sack all three of them without any further discussion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder if Sarah is on here, after she has trialled several dating websites

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OMG 2 are fired, steven and sarah, thought just one today.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He has fired all three! That's never happened before has it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Talked to earlie, one more got fired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He has fired all three! That's never happened before has it?

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no never, its been the first time ever, but exciting wasn't it.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sarah saying that Lord Sugar is not a business partner for her. Chutzpah!

He's enjoying sacking three all at once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell ........... That was a shocker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bunch of tossers, business people my arse..run a business ? they couldn't run a freakin' bath. They just try and blow smoke up Sugar's arse and tell him what they think he wants to hear. I wouldn't trust them to go to the corner shop to buy me a tin of peas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didn't see that coming...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think he was right ! They weren't business partner material !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think he was right ! They weren't business partner material ! "

I agree. As I said, I would have sacked them too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone know if it's a requirement for competitors to have GCSE Business Studies before they can get on the show?

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By *hich1isleftMan over a year ago

Staffordshire

Anyone know if it's a requirement for competitors to have GCSE Business Studies before they can get on the show?"

No but theres 2 or 3 rounds before you even get chance to go on show friend of mine applied and got through 2 rounds

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's no time left for Ella Jade on You're Fired. Did she drop out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps with this 3 being fired all at once they're gonna do a BB type surprise and slip a ringer in next week.

Didn't the Chairman of TESCO walk last week?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's no time left for Ella Jade on You're Fired. Did she drop out?

Her dad died this week so she couldn't do it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"There's no time left for Ella Jade on You're Fired. Did she drop out?

Her dad died this week so she couldn't do it."

Thanks. I must have missed that bit. A bit awful for that to be the reason and have the episode where she is fired this week too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its on tonight, cant wait for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone know if it's a requirement for competitors to have GCSE Business Studies before they can get on the show?"
i think they have to have stage school training . . And a lobotamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

30min left to start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the smelling salts ready !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jemma got fired, no suprice there she was abit of dead wood in the team lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. . She is exquisitely pretty though ! I like the ozzie guy , he's straight down the line. You watching the aftershow ? Jesus ruth badger has been eating jumpers !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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A history tour that was light on history! Shocking but very entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over there is a photo of henry VIII !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Over there is a photo of henry VIII ! "

When she said that I wondered if there was a photo of a painting. I was that appalled at the lack of preparation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

THIS show is must be the only way possible where you're life actually improves exponentially AFTER getting fired.

I mean the next morning you're sat on Richard and Judy's couch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm never appalled. . It's a contrived fake show just made for entertainment. Edited and staged to look real. I watch it purely to pick it to bits . It's a hoot ! Bit like these cooking competitions etc. . But less shit !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"THIS show is must be the only way possible where you're life actually improves exponentially AFTER getting fired.

I mean the next morning you're sat on Richard and Judy's couch.

Have they still got one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this reflect the result of Blair's Education, Education, Education policies?

All style little substance, all theory and entitled expectation with little practical or purposeful experience?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WOAH ! 90s time warp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does this reflect the result of Blair's Education, Education, Education policies?

All style little substance, all theory and entitled expectation with little practical or purposeful experience?

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god no ! This is not the cream of britain's business brains . These people want to be on telly. I wouldn't be surprised if they are selected and given a role to act out. Anyone smart enough and with the desire to earn money in London does just that. They don't go on a show with a ridiculous charade masquerading as a real business program

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think getting to perve over karen brady is the most interesting thing about apprentice these days!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think getting to perve over karen brady is the most interesting thing about apprentice these days!"

I miss Margaret!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indeed. . Margaret was at least real. . Karen is mostly plastic and wires !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think getting to perve over karen brady is the most interesting thing about apprentice these days!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

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Plenty of dead wood left. They've some real slow ones in there this year, almost like an unemployables job club. I did like the Brummy girl who was fired though she was a mismatched candidate.

I'd have fired the project manager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get ready its on in 30min

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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I'm shouting at the screen already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes they are trying to design a board game lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Yes they are trying to design a board game lol."

It just gets worse. Exclusivity in a small shop in the borough with the West End shops!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That relationship guru game is one of the worst things I've ever seen on the apprentice, and that's saying something!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes they are trying to design a board game lol.

It just gets worse. Exclusivity in a small shop in the borough with the West End shops!"
Yes it did lol and then he said from board game to board room, funnie that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hope lauren gets fired lol, so annoying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I reckon the 2 girls are going to go

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"That relationship guru game is one of the worst things I've ever seen on the apprentice, and that's saying something!"

It failed because it was a bad idea but the other team shouldn't have won giving away the whole of the West End.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Who actually selected this group of No Hopers? Is it a panel of so called "experts" at the BBC or just someone from the Production team who decides who looks best for Television?

Shouldn't the Industry experts who are seen in the penultimate show, going through the interviewees CV's and ripping the canbdidates apart be brought in on Programme No 1 to whittle down the group to a handful who would be worthy of being pitched together to battle it out?

At the moment, all we have are people who cannot work out how to budget and cost a product. If they are the hope for British Industry, god help us in the competitive Global Market!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill watch the highlights on gogglebox on friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Who actually selected this group of No Hopers? Is it a panel of so called "experts" at the BBC or just someone from the Production team who decides who looks best for Television?

At the moment, all we have are people who cannot work out how to budget and cost a product. If they are the hope for British Industry, god help us in the competitive Global Market!

It's entertainment not business.

I'm glad it's Pamela out as she just wouldn't listen to the information being presented.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oo pamala got fired, she kinda deserved it to lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oo pamala got fired, she kinda deserved it to lol."

She did deserve to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oo pamala got fired, she kinda deserved it to lol.

She did deserve to go

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Yes she did and its a new York special next week, wonder if they will meet Donald trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonderful episode. Great entertainment as always with Sugar on fine form. Nothing of course to do with business as usual but great Tv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its on tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its on now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I recon laura will be fired.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They all need sacking.

Thick as pig shit. Not one of them has a real bloody clue.

And as for James. I'd love to introduce a frying pan to his face!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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They're a bit wet.

Mark has to go just for being drippy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not surprised this team didn't win!

But who is going to go?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Not surprised this team didn't win!

But who is going to go? "

It might be Daniel's turn as he scrapped by last week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just patented my own juice drink in about 5 minutes flat!

Plain bottle of water... Separate individual fruit juice flavours that are concentrated and crystallised and somehow attached to the bottle.

Drop one inside to turn water into juice if you want to... Eat the rest. Or just drink the water.

Minimal costs, high return, lots of options to separate you from the market.

Boom. Quite pleased with myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not surprised this team didn't win!

But who is going to go?

It might be Daniel's turn as he scrapped by last week.

The men are having a bit of a bitch fight lol, 100% agree! What's your concept lickety

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Not surprised this team didn't win!

But who is going to go?

It might be Daniel's turn as he scrapped by last week.

The men are having a bit of a bitch fight lol, 100% agree! What's your concept lickety

Lauren fired and the other two still in? Sugar got that one wrong. I don't think she would have made it but to give those two numpties another chance is just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mark a numpty ? Based on ? (of course i know it's a fake show but i'm pretending it's real)

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Mark a numpty ? Based on ? (of course i know it's a fake show but i'm pretending it's real)"

Mark's a numpty for saying he works in advertising when, at best, he's an analyst for market trends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was pleased lauren got fired, cos she was a dead wood in the team lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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"Mark a numpty ? Based on ? (of course i know it's a fake show but i'm pretending it's real)"

See even the panel agreed with me.

And the audience.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now then. . If his peers where any great shakes they'd have asked him to quantify his point . And if they were not convinced . .taken the mantle. But they swallowed it like saps. . Mark is a salesman. . He wanted to go to new york. He wanted to choose fall guys if he lost . It was genius . Has he put a foot wrong so far ? Can he present to a group ? Does he speak in a measured understandable way ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its on tonight, cant wait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our tv viewing is of an equally shit standard shag . .high five !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking forward to watching this! Cheers for the reminder shag "
I don't watch tv but would love to watch sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our tv viewing is of an equally shit standard shag . .high five ! "
YEs high five, they are interviewing sugar on the one show now too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Silly, Sid James grumpy old cunt is he not ! He's become a parody of himself ! I bet the real millionaires think he's a joke ! Bit like Peter ' the hipster' Jones . . Ha !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think james will get fired lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup . . And he's actually eating humble pie on the after show. . Clearly a nice guy but went a bit mad with the stress . Mark is pure class as a salesman. I actually saw him do the pregnant pause ! Simple but so rare !

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

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I'm watching it backwards as I got home so late. I'm looking forward to watching him cock up the task now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone just told me he's been in huge fights and bitten part of a man's ear off. . I hope that's just rubbish

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

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I'm disappointed he's been fired as he's been fun on the show. And shaggable. His body is obviously a take-off of Shagtonight.

He didn't have the maturity and experience to win, so guess he had to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm disappointed he's been fired as he's been fun on the show. And shaggable. His body is obviously a take-off of Shagtonight.

He didn't have the maturity and experience to win, so guess he had to go. "
Yes ur right ther, same kind of body, sinjay or the woman should of got fired instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

30min left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah yes. . Mister ballsack face will be grumpily gracing our screens again .

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