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Most bizarre request
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We as humans are a fascinating race, and each have strange little pleasures which make us all oh so unique.
So my question is... What's the most bizarre/odd/strange or even freaky request you have received on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you get a taxi now over to mine now(almost midnight), I will pay for your taxi home in the morning. I can't come to yours because I have had a drink. No photo on his profile, couldn't send me one in any form............errmm nope -) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.
That's shocking I hope you blocked them
Claire
Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me."
Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ? |
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"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.
That's shocking I hope you blocked them
Claire
Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.
Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?"
Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was chatting with someone on here & before things could go any further, I was given a list of ground rules in relation to meeting. This was varied, but one of them, was that she wanted my password for my profile on Fab. Now that wouldn't have shown much discretion to anyone else or myself. So that obviously got nipped in the bud pretty quickly |
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"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.
That's shocking I hope you blocked them
Claire
Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.
Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?
Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger."
I just thought it was your evil twin?
Claire |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Ive had to take some of the posts off sorry but can you make sure that you report the animals/scat/mutilation PMs to Admin should you ever have the pleasure of receiving them again |
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"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.
That's shocking I hope you blocked them
Claire
Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.
Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?
Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger.
I just thought it was your evil twin?
Claire "
No that's Invictus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had to take some of the posts off sorry but can you make sure that you report the animals/scat/mutilation PMs to Admin should you ever have the pleasure of receiving them again "
Will do thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.
CBT stands for cock and ball torture.
I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.
CBT stands for cock and ball torture.
I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.
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There are road signs near me advertising CBT Training but apparently it means Compulsory Basic Training for motorcyclists.
Shame otherwise I might have offered my services. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.
CBT stands for cock and ball torture.
I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.
There are road signs near me advertising CBT Training but apparently it means Compulsory Basic Training for motorcyclists.
Shame otherwise I might have offered my services."
I thought they meant Cognitive Behaviour Therapy how naive was I.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a few, one guy asked me if he could pay me for sex, another asked me to star in a porn film & I'd also get paid. - I'm starting to worry that I might look like a prostitute! Lol
Last week a guy asked if I would fuck him with a strap on. - might be up some people's street. But it ain't up mine! - pardon the pun!
Was also asked if I'd pee on a guy,
I do attract them lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy asked me to pick him up and drop hi. Off after (about half hour drive each way) oh and could I supply condoms and a couple cans of Stella for him and his mate as he wasn't sure he could get it up and if he couldn't his mate could take over but if he could his mate would just watch and drink.
Result |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy sent me a message along the lines of "i want to get three guys to throw u in my van on ur way home from work and gangbang you". But it's not the worst by far. I've had loads of unsolicited messages that are almost as gross or freaky or offensive on here. I love the block button! |
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"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.
That's shocking I hope you blocked them
Claire
Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.
Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?
Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger.
I just thought it was your evil twin?
Claire
No that's Invictus."
I resemble that remark! |
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Had a message off a guy who wanted me to make a 200 mile round trip so that 2 girls he knew (19 + 21), could sit on ma face when I first dyed ma goatee green. No pics or veris = non of ma time wasted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To slide my cock inside them. Perverts. I use my willy for weeing, how disgusting! I told them they were very naughty and should be ashamed of themselves |
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Had a guy, even though I told him i'm not gay offered me money and double it later, someone as also offered me porn film.
On another site a lady of a couple told me any time I want to cum I should cum in a bottle save it for her and when we meet i should pour it over her, she was serious met but did not do the saving cum thing. |
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Another one a guy wanted me to meet his girlfriend blindfold as a surprise.
A couple that has a glory hole wanted me to meet without knowing who is behind the hole can't ask to see the face due to job.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was chatting with someone on here & before things could go any further, I was given a list of ground rules in relation to meeting. This was varied, but one of them, was that she wanted my password for my profile on Fab. Now that wouldn't have shown much discretion to anyone else or myself. So that obviously got nipped in the bud pretty quickly "
WTF? Never give my passwords out.... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i've been asked to pee on somebody.... obviously i bolted being much younger and more nieve...
if i was asked to do that again... i'd do it on the condition they wore a spurs shirt whilst i was doing it....
(just kidding about the last bit..... dont beat me up!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in one of the chat rooms one day and a guy asked if I had a hairdryer well yes I replied he asked me to explain it the colour and make etc which I did, please do not ask me why ha, then he asked me if I would use it on cam to dry my hair apparently it really got him off watching this. I politely declined but I have to say that is the most bizarre request so far. |
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"i've been asked to pee on somebody.... obviously i bolted being much younger and more nieve...
if i was asked to do that again... i'd do it on the condition they wore a spurs shirt whilst i was doing it....
(just kidding about the last bit..... dont beat me up!!!)"
Hehe id be happy to help u out |
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"If you get a taxi now over to mine now(almost midnight), I will pay for your taxi home in the morning. I can't come to yours because I have had a drink. No photo on his profile, couldn't send me one in any form............errmm nope -)"
I will pay for the taxi both ways... and can send a face pic too!!
What do you think |
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"I was chatting with someone on here & before things could go any further, I was given a list of ground rules in relation to meeting. This was varied, but one of them, was that she wanted my password for my profile on Fab. Now that wouldn't have shown much discretion to anyone else or myself. So that obviously got nipped in the bud pretty quickly "
Wtf?? Bunny boiler? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!
Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !
Prude.
Stop bullying me"
You don't mean that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!
Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !
Prude.
Stop bullying me
You don't mean that. "
N-no , of c-course not ... (Don't hurt me) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One guy asked me to leave my young kids at home alone in bed to drive to his house to shag him and his friend!
Why?? - He couldn't leave his house because he was tagged and had an early curfew!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!
Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !
Prude.
Stop bullying me
You don't mean that.
N-no , of c-course not ... (Don't hurt me)"
Maybe if you stopped playing hard to get. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"T was asked if she would allow a guy to be her toilet slave for the weekend....
That was an easy "no thanks" "
Thatta girl! Don't sell yourself short. Tight bastard ought to offer a weeks use somewhere hot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a random guy ask if I could meet him in a town about twenty miles away with a pair of my used knickers, he needed a pair to take to a meet with a couple the next day....ummmmm NO |
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When they asked, or rather stated their plans to move in, I found it rather queer and unnerving.
I get rather uneasy when - asked by a few guys - they want to know exactly where I spend my professional time. As if we'd willingly reveal our non-fab secrets and agree to be stalked.
It's less the more unusual sexual that disturbs. Though anyone asking for a dredging session can keep away, more the intrusive nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman once asked me if i would meet her on the morning of her wedding. Have full sex with her and cum inside her. She wanted another mans cum running down her leg as she said her vows x |
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