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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I once had a message from a chap with pics of him leaning against a sports car, wearing sports car branded clothing, offering me a ride in the car. Even his username was a play on the brand of car. I wasn't sure which of the two I was being invited to meet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?
Ba doom tish!"
There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?
Ba doom tish!
There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird. "
I've been called weird more times than I care to remember, but some people, well, some people are just out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Watching tv and theres a guy who makes love to cars...his partner is Vanilla (ironic) is a white 1980s vw beetle!  "
He may think its nice to be different and she will never say no not tonight. Bet he is having the ride of his life .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No Im sorry I will judge.
The guys a fucking weirdo, you cant go round fucking cars, or even his own.
Its not normal."
"You can't go round fucking cars" has made me laugh way more than it should've. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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its called sexual objectum...some woman married the eiffel tower!!
i was going to marry a lamp once, but he weren't too bright and i struggled to turn him on! 
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hairbrush?
Electric toothbrush?
Spatula?
Carrots?
Need i go on???  "
These are all extremely acceptable.
The main difference being that if any of these objects were capable of speech and movement they would be saying "Yes, please!" and sliding over each other in a bid to embed themselves within you...
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
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The local car supermarket could organise car sex party nights. Friday Fuck a Ford party night, or Sexy Seat Saturday Sex party night. The mind boggles. Im sure people who think swinging is wierd will think its quite normal when compared with fucking cars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've met with a lady before who made love to my previous car...well the gearstick anyway.
Though she did suck me at the same time. I've always been partial to an mfm.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another unsatisfied former member of fab no doubt "
Why would people be unsatisfied with fab? Nothing much wrong with the site. Just some peoples (guys?) unrealistic expectations and lack of effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once had a message from a chap with pics of him leaning against a sports car, wearing sports car branded clothing, offering me a ride in the car. Even his username was a play on the brand of car. I wasn't sure which of the two I was being invited to meet. "
Did he say; "Corrrrr, Tina!" ??  ?? |
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"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?
Ba doom tish!
There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird. "
that the 'doll' was in school uniform was very weird but the cuddly toy with an inbuilt 'vagina' was fucking freaky..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think this is a serious sex crime, a bit like the animals Phyl told us about earlier, how can these cars even say NO?
There's no consent, send the bastard down, don't glamourise it"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He maybe just get the ride of a lifetime you never know . If he is hurting no one why not , lol Some like strange things in life and maybe the shape Big round front and backend do it for him. lol |
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