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By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Call me weird, but I think it may not be a bad thing if we started life backwards.
Imagine for a moment that you could start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home, and with each passing day you feel better, rather than worse..., until one day you get kicked out for being too healthy
You then spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting your pension without working.
When you eventually have to start work, they give you a gold watch on your very first day.
You then work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until eventually you're too young to work.
So then you go to school, do those things that only make sense to teenagers, date, drink, discover sex again and party.
Then you become a kid, go to elementary school, play and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend the last 9 months of your life floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating and room service on tap.
Until finally .., BOOM!.., you finish off as an orgasm.
Surely you'll all agree that this will be a better way to go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the idea in principal, but when I start to think about it, some of it seems a bit strange.
Like going to school towards the end of your life - so you can unlearn stuff?
Mind you, as we're all living longer, dementure is pretty much doing this anyway.
And think that as you get older, your salary gets less and less, lol.
I do like the idea of getting healthier and healthier though, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure you have just described backwards from red dwarf
Awesome episode!"
poor cat going for a poo. . Bit like planet bong in ben and holly. . Young people are big and get smaller as they age |
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