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The arse of the fly that woke me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has just met it's brains

Sorry for such violence first thing on a Monday, but I don't take too kindly to being rudely awakened.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor little Fly.

Think of the Parents waiting at home

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was a big fat buzzy fly that survived a hairspray shower and a spiders web, before it met it's fate aka my flip flop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So your trying to say it was returning from a Mission, Survived terrible danger only to be brought down by Friendly fire The poor Hero

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope if I was to wake you, I wouldn't get the same treatment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It WAS a bloody fly

No doubt it had spent it's life alternating between sitting on shit to sitting on some poor buggers food.

You expect me to sympathise with that attitude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would rather an arse of a fly wake me up than the fooking big spider with hob nail boots on that decided to join me in bed then fooked off before I could move it keep me awake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It WAS a bloody fly

No doubt it had spent it's life alternating between sitting on shit to sitting on some poor buggers food.

You expect me to sympathise with that attitude

Thanks for putting me off my Marmite

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It WAS a bloody fly

No doubt it had spent it's life alternating between sitting on shit to sitting on some poor buggers food.

You expect me to sympathise with that attitude

Well, when you put it like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It WAS a bloody fly

No doubt it had spent it's life alternating between sitting on shit to sitting on some poor buggers food.

You expect me to sympathise with that attitude

Thanks for putting me off my Marmite

Gimp

Oh they just love marmite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Important Question is.

Flip Flops ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Important Question is.

Flip Flops ?

Gimp"

And your problem is ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Important Question is.

Flip Flops ?

Gimp

And your problem is ?!!!

Psychosis..byt dont worry im almost cured

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's left a bloody mark on my bedroom ceiling

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