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Horny & Frustrated :-)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I'm home alone, it's wet, dark and miserable outside, I'm horny as hell so left high, dry and frustrated.

I'm sure you've all been there at some point Fabbers, so help me out - any good suggestions to help get me thorough the evening? What do you do in such circumstances?

Best suggestion wins a goldfish

p.s. 'have a wank' has already been pencilled in as a very high likelihood option at some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started? "

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come for coffee don't forget the chocolate chip cookies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come for coffee don't forget the chocolate chip cookies!"

On my way

double choc chip or standard ??

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway "

Is it just me and my filthy mind but I didnt think he was talking about walking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway

Is it just me and my filthy mind but I didnt think he was talking about walking

Ha neither was I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same here and frustrated and pissed off again, shall run out of batteries at this rate

I've eaten a small tin of pineapple pieces and 1/2 pint of banana flavoured angel delight but it's no good, I'm still horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway

Is it just me and my filthy mind but I didnt think he was talking about walking

It's just you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring both and a couple of friends lmao

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bring both and a couple of friends lmao"

ah I'd only I could rustle up a couple of mates at short notice. Ah well ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway

Is it just me and my filthy mind but I didnt think he was talking about walking

Yes he was. An hour and a half in wind and rain will soon dampen your ardour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

Miss kinky boots also needs a plug in magic wand save on the batteries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm off out to get some bad stuff I think. Crisps, biscuits and maybe ice-cream. Then feel sorry for myself while I gorge out, ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

Miss kinky boots also needs a plug in magic wand save on the batteries. "

Sounds good to me least it's reliable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

Miss kinky boots also needs a plug in magic wand save on the batteries.

Sounds good to me least it's reliable

Does the job then when it's done it can be put back in the drawer. Better than any man!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Have you got a dog?

ps will i also get a small bag of food to get me started?

Ah yeah, a bit of dog walking

sadly No I haven't

and I wouldn't know where the best 'walks' around here are anyway

Is it just me and my filthy mind but I didnt think he was talking about walking

Yes he was. An hour and a half in wind and rain will soon dampen your ardour. "

Nope still wet and dirty, you lot are a one

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By *iuliettaWoman over a year ago

DEVIZES

"Same here and frustrated and pissed off again, shall run out of batteries at this rate

I've eaten a small tin of pineapple pieces and 1/2 pint of banana flavoured angel delight but it's no good, I'm still horny

ooh, didnt know you could still get Angel delight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but it cannot wash my car. Could probably dig up the pavement with vibrations!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

fuck..I forgot about our meet next week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right, had to pop out to the local garage but now I'm back with some choc chip cookies (Naughtywoman planted that idea in my head!) and a tub of Cadburys Flake ice cream.

The kettle's on for a nice cuppa to dunk the cookies and the ice cream can wait until a little later.

That's the rest of my night now sorted!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"My magic wand does me when needed, just as well, I'm not highly sexed

Bring on next weeks meet to rectify this

fuck..I forgot about our meet next week!"

Sorry Paddy!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Right, had to pop out to the local garage but now I'm back with some choc chip cookies (Naughtywoman planted that idea in my head!) and a tub of Cadburys Flake ice cream.

The kettle's on for a nice cuppa to dunk the cookies and the ice cream can wait until a little later.

That's the rest of my night now sorted!

You forgot the dog food

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have a wank - good idea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a wank - good idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a wank - good idea!

That's a distinct pre-sleep possibility

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Same here and frustrated and pissed off again, shall run out of batteries at this rate

I've eaten a small tin of pineapple pieces and 1/2 pint of banana flavoured angel delight but it's no good, I'm still horny

ooh, didnt know you could still get Angel delight!"

Yes you can and I had Asda's own brand, yummy

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By *iuliettaWoman over a year ago

DEVIZES

"Same here and frustrated and pissed off again, shall run out of batteries at this rate

I've eaten a small tin of pineapple pieces and 1/2 pint of banana flavoured angel delight but it's no good, I'm still horny

ooh, didnt know you could still get Angel delight!

Yes you can and I had Asda's own brand, yummy

I reckon I will have to get myself some tomorrow.

Its that or a fortune in batteries!

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