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Dead man to have two burials

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A 62 stone man is too big to fit in a standard coffin, and his family can't afford to get one specially made, so doctors are giving the corpse liposuction until he will fit into a standard coffin

Then he will have one coffin for his body and another for the body fat removed from it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thats gross

hope the second coffin is well sealed

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By *uss PussWoman  over a year ago

east cheshire

I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tell me you made that up.......please

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By *uton_coupleCouple  over a year ago

luton

thats awfull

to waste all that oil that could be made into bio diesel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"tell me you made that up.......please "

no, its on AOL news page

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an so he throws his muller yogurt in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could i have the fat could make it into eco-fuel for the diesel?lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But if they can afford 2 standard coffins I wonder why they couldn't afford 1 big one ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But if they can afford 2 standard coffins I wonder why they couldn't afford 1 big one ?"

Dunno,. I don't know the price of standard or extra large coffins, do you?.

Maybe it was a 2 for 1 offer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But if they can afford 2 standard coffins I wonder why they couldn't afford 1 big one ?

Dunno,. I don't know the price of standard or extra large coffins, do you?.

Maybe it was a 2 for 1 offer. "

b.o.g.o.f

burial of gallons of fat.lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But if they can afford 2 standard coffins I wonder why they couldn't afford 1 big one ?

Dunno,. I don't know the price of standard or extra large coffins, do you?.

Maybe it was a 2 for 1 offer.

b.o.g.o.f

burial of gallons of fat.lol "

oh, you're good today.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I bet the second one burns well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I bet the second one burns well."

Stick some chipped potatoes in with it.

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

How do pole bearers cope with heath and safety on this and the manual handling laws?

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By *ummy mummyWoman  over a year ago

southampton-ish

saw this story but version I saw said they were going to have 2 burials, one with what could fit in the coffin after surgeons removed organs and whatever else, and the removed bits would be cremated

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I bet they make soap out of him and hand the bars out as gifts.

.... whoops.... first rule of fight club...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But if they can afford 2 standard coffins I wonder why they couldn't afford 1 big one ?"

They'll get time to save up for the second one lol

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