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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple  over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A woman buys a mirror from an antique shop and hangs it on the wall in her bathroom.

Whilst getting undressed before bed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my wall, make my bust-line forty-four."

There is a flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.

She runs into the bedroom and tells her husband what happened and they go to the bathroom.

The husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor."

Again, there is a flash of light and..........both his legs fall off.

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By *horltzMan  over a year ago

heysham

That mirror has a sick sense of humour

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By *rs TootyWoman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Lol!! Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd have just knelt down.

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

like it

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