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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope) "
On the house , Just for you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have a coffee plz ...anno boring old fart but still out at work driving....nearly finished tho ...then off for a whole week yayyy "
2 and a coo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope)
On the house , Just for you "
thanks -ooooooooooo a large one too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight. "
Ok , this could take a while . Pulling pints is not my strong point lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.
Gimp 
Whats IPA? 
India Pale Ale..Think a Pint of Bitter n your nearly there
Oh ok , Ive got beer , will that do?
Gimp "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight.
Ok , this could take a while . Pulling pints is not my strong point lol "
Ok , you do the port and I'll look after the pint. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle "
just remembered we have some of that - its my sons but he gone to live in germany - think i might claim it - fancy sharing xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle "
The whole bottle ? Want a straw? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well - as it's virtual prices too - Any lovely guys and girls out there fancy sharing a magnum of Dom Perignon with me? It goes great with pork scratchings!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me 
Now we're talking! Tequila to start?
Yep  I'm game "
Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Now we're talking! Tequila to start?
Yep I'm game
Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x"
You trying to get us d*unk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Now we're talking! Tequila to start?
Yep I'm game
Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x
You trying to get us d*unk? "
Shit! Rumbled! |
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
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I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery  and a kiss from the hostess of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle
just remembered we have some of that - its my sons but he gone to live in germany - think i might claim it - fancy sharing xxx"
love amarretto. What yo need is a glass of prosecco with a splas of amaretto in it its lush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Im up for that! See who can stay upright the longest "
Watch out sandl40 are trying to get us d*unk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery and a kiss from the hostess of course "
pucker up lovely Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Im up for that! See who can stay upright the longest
Watch out sandl40 are trying to get us d*unk. "
Aye, ones for the watching |
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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Now we're talking! Tequila to start?
Yep I'm game
Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x
You trying to get us d*unk?
Shit! Rumbled!"
Your welcome to try and get us d*unk x |
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery and a kiss from the hostess of course
pucker up lovely Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some? "
Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog |
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery and a kiss from the hostess of course
pucker up lovely Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some? "
Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery and a kiss from the hostess of course
pucker up lovely Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?
Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog "
Of course! Im a pretty good snogger ya know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Now we're talking! Tequila to start?
Yep I'm game
Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x
You trying to get us d*unk?
Shit! Rumbled!
Your welcome to try and get us d*unk x"
We'd want to be completely sober for you two! Want to remember every little detail xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey pinky!!
Line up the bar with some shots
Who wants to down a few with me
Large jamesons for me.
Coming right up "
I'm liking it here. Service is excellent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer
My cocktails are having a licentious effect few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol
We need a DJ "
May I recommend The matrix zion rave mix
Oh I'll have a gin and tonic ,ice and lime , cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The service is a bit slow in here
Or am I barred 
Service may be a little slow but the ambience and the clientele are first class "
Everyone must of gone to the private rooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?
Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.  |
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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?
Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great. "
Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?
Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.
Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?"
Absolutely! X
Not sharing my kebab though. |
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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?
Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.
Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?
Absolutely! X
Not sharing my kebab though. "
Oh go on, just let me nibble round the sides...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?
Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.
Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?
Absolutely! X
Not sharing my kebab though.
Oh go on, just let me nibble round the sides...
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Only if I can nibble your sides.xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm
Of course ,
See, this lady has manners
squirt some fanny juice in mine too"
You've had too much buckie , hometime for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm
Of course ,
See, this lady has manners
squirt some fanny juice in mine too
You've had too much buckie , hometime for you "
I like buckfast cos it makes me fuckfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please "
I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lines of assorted drinks all lined up on the bar , Bottle of sours for the lady , in fact fuck it . Help yourselves . Im pished and cant see what im doing anymore!
Im going for a snooze over there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please
I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X
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Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please
I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X
Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best "
I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please
I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X
Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best
I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X "
sounds like the perfect place to start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please
I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X
Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best
I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X sounds like the perfect place to start "
lets begin! |
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"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!
I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery and a kiss from the hostess of course
pucker up lovely Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?
Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog
Of course! Im a pretty good snogger ya know "
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